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Joined 02-24-13, id: 4564364, Profile Updated: 04-01-13
Author has written 2 stories for Rise of the Guardians, and Harry Potter.

Hello and welcome to my profile. Here is a little about myself:

So I like those cartoons from the 90s like Family affair, Archie,ect. My lucky number is 2. I love dresses!I am a total girly girl! I especially like pink and frilly!! I HATE yaoi no questions asked. I think I'm a tad insane and optimistic. I can always find something good about some people. I think I'm O.C.D. (Overly Crazy disorder) but people say I'm not. I like gardening and I like doing archery. I love Greek food. Especially baklava. I also like to do ballet. It is super fun!!! And I also bake a really good apple pie. I love cats. I love mlpfim,httyd,and rotg.

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Boy: Why do you not have a boyfriend?

Girl: I'm not allowed.

Girl: Why do you not have a girlfriend?

Boy: because you're not allowed.

Boy: Jeez our principle is mean!

Girl: Dont you know who i am?

Boy:no

Girl: I'm her daughter

Boy: Dont you know who i am ?

girl: No

Boy: Good *walks away*

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I have found over the years that pleasing people is impossible, but pissing people off is a piece of cake!

I throw my air up in the air sometimes saying AYYYOOOO ill take the zero!!

waitress: We don't have Coke is Pepsi ok?

Man:IDK is monopoly money ok?

Just remember you're unique just like everyone else.

3 things are infinite: The Universe, Human Stupidity, and the Amount Of Zubats in a cave.

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Man: Opa Gangnam Styl-

Batman: Shut up! *slap*

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When your parents try to talk to you about your future and you're just there like: Someday Ill be a beautiful butterfly

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90% of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are of the 10% that would die laughing, copy and paste this into your profile. Note that 100% of the human population dies.

99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, Shark finning etc.) then copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (I know the Guardians arent real...But sometimes when Im lonely, I like to think they're talking to me through my mind...crazy, I know.)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (OH MY GOD YES.)

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile!

If you're both insane,copy this into your profile. (Haha, you know it!)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. (Do I need anymore proof? :3)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.\

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (I cant stand rap.)

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

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It's Cold in My Head by Dinogeek reviews
Jack has been captured. And not just by anybody- by Hate, who's looking to pick up where Pitch Black left off. The Guardians stand in his way, but one down and scared for their friend, they need to get Jack back before they can stop Hate- and before they lose him to himself.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,576 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
A How to Guide to Annoy the Harry Potter Cast by allonsymacherie reviews
Several foolproof lists. Many hilarious pranks. Designed for the characters of Harry Potter including, but not limited to, Hermione, Harry, Draco and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
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Story,Rose,and Albus:The new Marauders reviews
What happens when Rose Weasley, Albus Potter, and Story Longbottom find the last peices of the Elder wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Voldemort, Neville L., Albus S. P., Rose W.
A Forbidden Love (Reader x Jack) reviews
When an "accident" happens after you meet the famous Jack Frost, it leaves you making a decision. Guardian Or Not? You and Jack are in love but can t be in love. A lot of romance and drama, finnaly leads you to a dision.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Jack Frost