Raerenhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Hey i'm Raeren! Welcome to my sh*t show~ (Yes. I swear. But ill sorta censor it!) Well sh*t. Lost my old email and forgot my password, so for AGES i couldn't get back onto here. Then by SOME MIRACLE, (and a crap-ton of guesses) i got the password right and wrote that son-of-a-b*tch down. Now sadly (or fortunately, depending on who read it), i will not be continuing KKMN, I've lost all the work for it over the years and i won't write that all again, sorry to anyone that actually liked the story! I do have some new stories that i WILL TRY to finish ahaha About me Likes: Ramen, sushi, anime, manga, being loud, pomegranates and lot's more (Can't be bother writing them all) Dislikes: Rude people, coriander, jerks, tomatoes- (The list could go on forever.) Favourite anime / manga / cartoon: Naruto, One Piece, 07 Ghost, Lucky Dog, Gravitation, Fullmetal Alchemist, Danny Phantom, Code Lyoko, South Park. Anything else you wanna know, ask meeeee!! |
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Promises by Hitoko-sama reviews
On summer's night, seven years ago, Sasuke and Naruto made a promise; a promise that if they were still single at 25, they would get married. On the eve on Naruto's 25th year, Sasuke returns with the full intent of claiming his prize but the blond has forgotten all about the promise. Can Sasuke make Naruto stick to his word? SasuNaru, Yaoi. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,105 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by OtakuGirl11324 reviews
Vampires are supposed to have gone extinct over 100 years ago, so I bet you can understand why Naruto is so shocked when he happens to encounter a said extinct vampire. YAOI! SasuNaru. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,276 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
While Your Lips Are Still Red by x-psychicfire-x reviews
'Footsteps echoed off the ballroom floor... "What are you doing here, dobe?" Hoping 'she' wouldn't hear with her sensitive ears. "You're taking a great risk being here." Sasuke warned him. "I don't care! I need to save you from this. You deserve better!" There were more footsteps. He tensed and turned to look into his beautiful, cerulean eyes. Pleading with him.' SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,733 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Pride of A Clan by Rosswen reviews
They were brought together in an arranged marriage. Their loyalty and laws tying them together. Who could have known they would find more than sense of responsibility in each other's arms? [AU, SasuNaru, Mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,158 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stan Marsh: The Bernardo Chronicles by LBCwriter562 reviews
AU, non-canon, Stenny, Stan slash Kenny: All was perfect for Stan in South Park until one day his dad takes a new job in San Diego, CA. Being uprooted from SP, Stan must deal with a new life in Southern California as a junior in HS in the suburban neighborhood of Rancho Bernardo in San Diego. Follow Stan as he goes through his new life in SD with new friends and new situations.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,695 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Kenny M., Stan M.
The Flight of the Idiots by My Thought Bubbles reviews
Fighter Pilots AU. Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki are pilots that can't get along. Whether its in the sky or on the ground, it's constant bickering. But can that fighting turn into something else? Birthday fic for Miasen!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Iruka U. - Complete
There's Love in My Future by Hitoko-sama reviews
Naruto is prophet for Danzo, an evil King. The rebel forces are trying to bring him down but it's increasingly complicated due to Naruto's power. So they decided to send Sasuke to capture or kill him. But will he be able to? Based on the Scorpion King. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,749 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/21/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U.] - Complete
Stranded by My Thought Bubbles reviews
Beached on an island after a plane crash, Sasuke and Naruto and have to survive together. Between imitating Bear Grylls, hitting each other with sticks, and fighting off jaguars, they begin to do more than just survive. Iruka and Kakashi have to work fast to find them before anything else happens SasuNaru, KakaIru. AU, Gore & Violence warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 151,530 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
Husbands For A Week by iluvEdo reviews
Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,016 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dei-Care by Kryzanna reviews
Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 167 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
The Impracticalities of Supernaturality by Kryzanna reviews
When Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha moved to Konoha; a rumoured hotspot for the unnatural, they never expected to find a house full of less-than-normal inhabitants. Fires, teleporting and psychic meddling; Sasuke's going to learn how difficult it is to live with the supernatural. Contains Yaoi and LEMONS. SasuNaru, KisaIta. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,613 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Drunken Mind Speak Sober Heart by Kryzanna reviews
That was one hell of a party...but what the hell happened, and what will come of it? What messes have been made while drunk and require cleaning up while sober? Sasuke and Naruto had a competition, Neji made a public spectacle...and why's Kisame in such a good mood? Contains Yaoi and lemons. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,898 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Lust, Love and Maybe Some Actual Labwork by Kryzanna reviews
Naruto is all about getting involved in other peoples' lovelives, so when he decides that the new labworker, Neji, is perfect for their boss, Itachi Uchiha; what can he do but interfere? But how can he and Sasuke convince the 'don't-mix-work-and pleasure' Itachi to give it a shot? And when will Hidan stop being such a jerk? Be warned: yaoi and lemons; SasuNaru ItaNeji HidaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,669 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Icha Icha Fashion by talanai rialric reviews
Jiraya turns his popular novels into a successful clothing line and Naruto is drafted to model. As the company expands, world famous model Sasuke is hired as a part of business mogul Itachi's "master plan." Chaos ensues. Yaoi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,879 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wiccan by deathskeith reviews
When the four boys walked in they grabbed everyone's attention. But one blond caught his eye the most. SASUNARU Yaoi. Based off of the movie Covenant.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,283 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Without a Sound by MandaxPanda reviews
Leon has taken a job as a high school teacher because his dream of being a college math professor is out of reach at the moment. He hates the job at first, but he soon finds someone who has it worse than he does, without a sound. YAOI! LeonxSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 131,287 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Sora - Complete
No Homo by the corrupted quiet one reviews
It's rainy. The TV doesn't work. Stan's drunk. Kenny's horny. Things happen. But in the end they're just bros, seriously no homo! Stenny bro/blow job!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Being a Yakuza's Bride by Lilbakasaru reviews
Who'd have known that spilling some wine would have such great consequences? Naruto certainly didn't. SasuNaru Humour/Romace/Crime/ Angst, yaoi, Yakuza galore, AU, and other pairings, inspired by Yamane Ayano's Viewfinder COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,763 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Punishment by SnowPancakez reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have always fought over the stupidest things but this time Tsunade has had it with them! She gives the boys the worst punishment the school can come up with. What will happen to them? SASUNARU, Yaoi, Lemon and rated M for later chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,192 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Clan's Collide by SnowPancakez reviews
As kid's,Sasuke an Naruto don't pay any attention to their elder's and enjoy each other's friedship. But after the fox kit is taken away by hunter's for 7 year's, will an older Sasuke be able to track him down and save him? SASUNARU,yaoi,rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,076 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Murder Mystery by Killercat-nya reviews
Sasuke, a well known detective, has been put on a murder case. Though this case seems to be a bit more difficult to fathom when a potential suspect, a red-head, is friends with a cheery blonde artist. Yaoi. SasuNaru, gore, death, and lemon eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,170 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Craven's Cave by Bookoholic reviews
When Naruto and his friends go to Colorado for two weeks to go snowboarding, he meets new friends, new enemies, and a very perveted raven. Yaoi, Yuri, lemons and limes, SasuNaru, SakuHina, ShinKiba, implied KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,748 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Ladelle reviews
As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,275 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Into The Closet by panda-sensei reviews
I am Sasuke Uchiha; gorgeous, smart, good at sports, adored by girls. Oh, and gay. Flaming gay.// Trying to keep your orientation a secret when the subject of your dreams appears...not an easy feat.// SasuNaru, Yaoi, Shounenai, AU, Atheism, Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,049 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleepover Experience by Chelstiel Winchester reviews
Stan has to stay with Kenny for a while. When Stan notices something odd on Kenny's body, he explores it and it leads to something more than curiosity. Rated M to be safe... It's Finished Now
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
SasuNaru: State Your Purpose by SilverPen Sasuke reviews
Sometimes, you have to learn the hard way. Naruto learns that when you have sex with your boyfriend and you have an evil demon who hates you, life can turn into a nightmare. MPREG, slight gore, and yaoi -boyxboy-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,914 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love Brownies by bibochan reviews
Deidara wants to do something sweet for his beloved Itachi. Oneshot. I know, bad summary. I'm sorry. Warning: Lemon! Yaoi! ItaDei!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hate that I Love You by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke is a new student in Konoha Private School. He became attracted to his first friend there, Naruto. He then swore to himself he would claim the blond no matter what... SasuNaru, yaoi, AU, OOC, slight fluff, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,648 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uke Revenge by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
Uke's want revenge sometimes. Atleast, Naruto does. SasuNaru. Smex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tenchi by Mistress-Starfire reviews
YAOI SASUNARU Naruto is an Angel trainee that failed his assignments 3 times. His last assignment is to make traumatized Uchiha Sasuke Happy. He has one year to do so. Sasuke not only is happier, he falls in love. How will he react that Naruto will leave?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,661 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Alternate Universe by Kakashilover890 reviews
Naruto is in the hospital knocked out from a recent mission and hasn't woken up in days. Little does the rest of team 7 know that he's stuck in a world in his own head! Yaoi! SasuNaru OLD STORY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,302 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
La Religion Ne Me Sauvera Pas - (SasoDei)
"And i don't want it to." Deidara and his four friends find a house in France. It's close to the University and the art store that the blonde ran. And with a price as cheap as it was, they couldn't say no. Not long after, odd things begin to happen and the stone door by the stairs seemed to have something to do with it all. Will the history of the house trap them there for good?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki