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I love Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, The Warrior cats series, mlpfim, NINJAGO... the list goes on and on. Slytherin house, daughter of Apollo, leader of shadowclan, cream psychic ninja of the bounty. I take requests on stories, but only if I like. I kinda like writing in second person. Look it up.

I won't be posting stories on here.

u say Edward Cullen, I say Lloyd.

u say red and black, I say Blue, Black, Red, Green, and White.

u say forks, I say shurikens.

u say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya.

u say Jacob Black, I say the green ninja.

u say Volturi, I say Serpentine.

u say "Go to Hell", I say "Visit the Dark Island".

u say rock,paper,scissors, I say rock,paper,clamp.

u say childhood, I say Legos.

u say depression, I say Misako.

u say Hitler, I say Overlord.

u say school, I say training.

u say AC/DC, I say the Fold.

u say,"We're so dead!" I say,"We're so hooped".

u say home, I say the Bounty.

u say life, I say Ninjago.

Questions to think about.

1.) y isn't the number eleven pronounced onety-one?

2.) y does the bank leave the doors wide open and chain the pens to the counter?

3.) y is it called a drive-thru if you have to stop?

4.) y call them corny jokes if they're not about corn?

5.) y is an alarm clock going off if it actually turns on?

6.) Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

7.) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

8.) y do you press harder on the remote when you know the battery is dead?

9.) y do we say heads up when we actually duck?

10.) When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

11.) y do we call it a hamburger if there's no ham in it?

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OC PROFILE TIME!

Name: Zelda Leva (Moi -)

Element: Psychic

Family: Sensei Wu, Lloyd Garmadon, Lord Garmadon

Discription: Crazy brown hair a little past her shoulders, with dark brown eyes.

Favorite Ninja: Kai

Personality: A hot-head, will charge into danger without thinking about it, and pretty sarcastic. Almost the exact same personality as Kai, now that I think about it.. She is fiercely loyal to her friends, and will not back down from a challenge either.

Name: Mia Garmadon

Element: Wind

Family: Lloyd (Brother), Misako (mom) and Garmadon (father)

Description: Wavy blonde hair down to her shoulders, with emerald green eyes.

Favorite Ninja: Cole

Personality: Confident in everything she does, stubborn, and will not back down from a challenge. A little on the bossy side.

Name: Amber/Caylee Mist

Element: Water

Family: Has a sister named Scarlett, no parents

Discription: Long, straight, light brown hair with reddish highlights with hazel-green eyes.

Favorite Ninja: Lloyd

Personality: Mysterious and distrustful. Wants to fit in with other people, but doesn't really know how to.

Name: Stella Guidance

Element: Metal

Family: Her creator is unknown, she was found as the falcon and fixed by Dr. Julien. She is Zane's ADOPTED sister.

Discription: Raven hair, bronze eyes

Favorite Ninja: Zane

Personality: Straightforward, shy,

Name: Hypno

Tribe: Hypnobrai

Family: Spyro and Cynder

Personality: Shy and distrustful. Doesn't like to open up to others. Shares a close bond with her brother, Spyro

Name: Spyro

Tribe: Hypnobrai

Family: Hypno and Cynder

Personality: Outgoing, isn't afraid to show his skills in fighting, opposite of Hypno

Name: Cynder

Tribe: Hypnobrai

Family: Hypno and Spyro

Personality: Anxious for action, hot tempered, does not get along with Hypno

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.
Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.
When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.
I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.
Slinky escalator = endless fun
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
I don't obsess; I think intensely.
At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this
many times before.
I do not deny everything.
Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.
When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and heck is afraid I'll take over.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.
I'm not lost, I'm exploring.
Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

101 fun things to do in an elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occasionally.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

34. Shadow box.

35. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

36. Lean against the button panel.

37. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

38. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

39. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

40. Bring a chair along.

41. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

42. Blow spit bubbles.

43. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

44. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

45. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

46. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

47. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.

48. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

49. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

50. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.

51. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"

52. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

53. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

54. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.

55. Make chalk drawings on the walls.

56. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"

57. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

58. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

59. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

60. Find a crowded elevator and pace back and forth inside it.

61. Walk in, face the back and go about two inches from the back wall.

62. Walk in, and start reciting a shopping list in monotone.

63. Stand right in front of the doors when waiting to get on. (This gets a good reaction from the people inside.)

64. Once inside, stand right in front of the doors, waiting to get out. (This gets a good reaction from the people waiting to get on)

65. Wait til the door is almost closed then pry the doors apart with a painful expression on your face.

66. Sing anything by Guns 'n' Hosers while pantomiming the lyrics. (I love her but I had to kill her, would be good)

67. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

68. Look at the ground while standing in the corner and moan softly.

69. When the doors close, look at the person next to you and yell, "Your nostrils they're like wind tunnels, SUCKING UP ALL MY AIR!" Then scream and collapse, when the doors open, get up and calmly walk out.

70. Comment one by one, on the clothing of all the people riding in the elevator.

71. Push the emergency stop button and say "Now it's time for you all to DIE! Just kidding." restart the elevator.

72. Wander from corner to corner of the elevator during the course of the journey.

73. Hit every floor button, and at each floor get out and say, "Nope, this ain't the right one." Get back on and ride to the next floor. Repeat.

74. Explain to some poor innocent stranger all about the complex dental work you supposedly received. Get them to look in your mouth and everything.

75. Tell some poor sod your complete life history completely out of the blue.

76. Ask for advice on a completely disgusting problem.

77. Get a vote from the entire elevator about some completely pointless issue.

78. Say, "Omigod, did you hear that?" And look completely panicked while not uttering a single intelligible word.

79. Sit in the corner and meditate. "Ohm."

80. Pick up the emergency phone and try to order pizza.

81. Run like hell while the security guards try to find you to kick you out. (This can be applied to all)

82. Wear an earphone with the cord inside your jacket, carry a walkie-talkie. Once inside the elevator, stop it and say. "Williams FBI, I need to see some ID. Look at everybody's ID restart the elevator and talk into your walkie-talkie saying, "It's ok he's not on this one. But we think he did manage to find bullets for his gun."

83. Say to an older lady "My you've got nice hair." Pull out a pair of scissors and look suggestively at her.

84. In a foreign accent say "You are very beautiful." to a young girl. Pull out some money and say "How much to purchase you?". Indian accents work well for this, like the guy on Short Circuit.

85. Do all of these things with a friend, while both of you are wearing trench coats and dark glasses.

86. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

87. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

88. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

89. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

90. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on

91. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

92. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

93. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

94. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

95. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

96. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

97. Swat at flies that don't exist

98. Tell people that you can see their aura.

99. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

100. Talk in to your cell phone as you enter on the ground floor press floor 5 and when the door closes, in a shock voice say "what do you mean there's a gun man on the fifth floor?"

101. Sing the song that never ends

52 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen
you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Dress up as Batman and run around saying, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!."

26. Climb things.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'.

47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.

51. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Build two pillow forts with your friends, stock up on balls for ammo and let fly when customers start walking in front of you.

Your skin is not paper, don't cut it.
Your face isn't a mask, don't cover it.
Your size isn't a book, don't judge it.
Your life is not a film, don't end it.
Your story is an inspiration, be proud of it.
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Mary Sue OC test for Ninjago
The numbers in the parenthesis are points, so don't be a baby and try to cut the points you actually get.

Name:
Is it similar to yours (1)
*the same (2)
Does his/her name have a meaning (1)
*is it something dark and mysterious (1)
*does it have something to do with his/her element (1)
Is their name long (1)
*do they have a last name (1) X
*a middle name (1)
Is their name Japanese style (1)
*even when they are not Japanese (2)

Looks:
Is their hair the same style as yours (1)
*even the color (1)
Is their hair style 'weird' (1)
*is it a weird color (red, pink, silver, ect.) (2)
*does it have streaks (1)
Do they have a scar (1)
*is it visible yet doesn't affect the character as much as it should (1)
Is their suit color strange (gold, silver, ect.) (2) XX
Is their suit the same color as a CC (2)
Are they mistaken for the opposite gender (1)
Do they have a strange eye color (2)
*more than one or two colors (2)

History:
Do they have a dark past (1) X
*lost a family member (1)
*worked or works for a villain (1)
Did they loose their memory (2) XX
Can they live alright without it (1)
Do one of the villains want them on their side (3)
*and they say 'no' (2)

Bio:
Are they related to a CC
*to Garmadon ( Wu, Lloyd) (2) XX
*to one of the four Ninjas (1)
Can they turn into another animal (2)
*a dragon (3)
*a snake (3)
*any other MYSTICAL creature (2)
Are they powerful enough to kill a lot of people (2) XX

Relationships
Do they have a crush
*on one of the four Ninja (2) XX
*on Lloyd (3)
*on Nya (2)
*does their crush like them too (3) XXX
Do they have a rival (1)
*One of the four ninja (2)
*Lloyd (1)
*Nya (2)

Element:
Is their element something dark or epic (1) X (as if being psychic isn't dark and epic)
*darkness (1)
*death (3)
*the sun, stars, and/or the moon (2)
Do they have a Golden Weapon (2)
*a dragon (2)
* a ZX suit (1)
Can they preform Spinjitzu (1) (Not yet)

Other:
Do you daydream of being them (2)
*a lot (1)
Do you feel mad when someone dislikes your character (1)
Do you wish they were a CC (2) (NO.)
*without changing their Bio (1)

Negative points:
Are they a weirdo who won't or can't fit in (-1) -X (Bipolar, half human)
Do any CCs dislike them (-1)
*their crush (-3)
*Sensei Wu (-2)
Are they...
*bald* (-10)
*fat* (-2)
*a moron* (-3) -X (Naive)
*old* (-4)

Scores:

8: Too plain. Spice it up a bit
9, 15: Just fine
16, 25: Too spicy. Be careful or it'll become a Mary Sue.
26, 30: Shallow Mary Sue
31, 40: Do something. Anything.
41: KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

*credit to uni416*

My score appears as the X beside the points I received.

I got 14...