The Civilian Foreign Minister was glaring at Sasuke. Naruto, after considering the delicate diplomatic situation, burped at him.

No one's ever great forever. We fall, we fail, we falter...and at some point we need to admit when we need help. Sequel to Be My Hero. Het/Yaoi/Yuri. Disclaimers in my profile.

Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru

Some days, it's the ridiculously small things that break them and make them start over again.

One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship

Ciel's been a Demon for a while now and is starting to get intense pains from the change. Sebastian's concern is minimal as his cursed life continues. What better way than to relieve his anger than to cure Ciel's pain AND get a little revenge on the side? My version of how season 3 should go.

Ciel's skin was marred with ink and blood, telling tales twisted in darkness. What an evil path the devil walks, tainted hands staining the innocent canvas. For the most beautiful art is painted in blood. AU

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

While they're alone on a beach together, Sanji talks about himself a little bit. And Zoro maybe cares slightly for like fifteen minutes.

Uchiha Sasuke dreams of the sky. After ten years, he begins to dream with the sun as the shadows in his memories begin appearing with startling clarity—and everything seems connected to this stranger who returned with covered eyes he longs to see.

He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Sequel to 'Not Enough' and 'Love's Illusions'. It's been seventeen years since Sasuke and Naruto have broken up. The time to heal has finally come, but finding their place in each other's lives has a whole new meaning after so many years of being apart.

Naruto had been a straight-laced guy all through high school, and what had it gotten him? Rejected by his best friend for a series of one-night-stands. He was SO done with that. (some OOC: darker Naruto, sexual Sasuke), boyxboy, SasuNaru, college AU, adult content removed per FF's ToS. Full version on AO3.

Sasuke couldn't believe that Naruto had betrayed him. But he would make him pay... divorce was just the beginning. If there is one thing an Uchiha knows, it's how to utterly destroy someone. And he would ignore the little twinges of guilt, because he knew he was right. Wasn't he? NaruSasu, SasuNaru AU

And the tale that succeeds his captivity. ONESHOT

Naruto and Sasuke come from opposite worlds. Sasuke is heir to the Uchiha business empire. Naruto is just trying to survive childhood. But they are more alike than they realize. When both their lives get ripped apart, the bonds of friendship they forged as children explode into something else entirely. WARNING: YAOI (boyxboy) SasuNaru / NaruSasu AU

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

When I lost you forever, where can we meet again?

In which Sanji observes a lesser known North Blue tradition that only Zoro has seem to caught on to. Sanji/Zoro

Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.

Sai smiled as he watched the three original members of Team 7 embrace each other by the gates of Konoha, Sasuke with a reserved grin, Naruto beaming, and Sakura all flushed with happiness. Yes, Sai thought. That kind of bond was worth fighting for, worth protecting. Post-war DARKfic (diff kind 'dark' but still need to bring torch. And bring brains...story eats brains...and hearts

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

The two were idiots and they were supposed to be easy targets. Luffy & Zoro & Nami friendship,

It's three in the morning, and Sanji had planned to be tipsy on good wine with a girl in each arm. Instead he had an arm limply slung over Zoro's shoulder as Zoro hauled his bleeding ass towards what he supposed was their hotel.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

When Harry is forced to form a Blood Bond with Draco Malfoy under threat of death, he thinks he'll have to contend with a cold home for the next 100 years. But when a group of left-over Death Eaters decides to stir trouble, their lives change completely – and it takes them both some years to figure out whether it's for better or for worse.

After the disastrous chunin exams it wasn't Sasuke that left the Hidden Leaf in search of power. Instead, Naruto, in a fit pain and rage after learning that Sasuke got all the credit, again, leaves the village vowing on his Ninja Way to never let Sasuke achieve his dream of killing his older brother. After all Sasuke stole his dream so it was only fair. Start from Konohamaru's POV

Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.

When you've lost everything you've ever held dear in your heart, it's hard to pick up the peices and start again. But Naruto gets a chance to rebuild his life and find peace with his past. And perhaps, to find love with another. Shounen ai, Sas x naru,

So now Sakura wants to be Hokage. Eh. Why not. Spoilerish 632.

It was fight at first sight. Naruto hated that ice of a bastard, Sasuke. He thought nothing of Naruto, claiming the blond model was an idiot. NaruSasuNaru

Desperate for money, Naruto accepts a job Jiraiya would never approve of. AU, yaoi

AU. Sasuke and Naruto, both troubled with the issues of horrible pasts and terrible problems of the present, are forced into being roommates at the local community college. Will troubles arise or will being forgotten bring these two together in the end? !REMOVED!

It started as an accident. Sanji gets groped by a drunken Zoro, and obviously he's enraged by this, but amazingly he also has a reaction! Quickly it becomes a competition. Who is better: the cook or the swordsman? ZoSan, SanZo, zoroxsanji, sanjixzoro, MihawkxZoro.

Five times Zoro kisses Sanji before he finally kissed back.

Born an expendable child of the royal family of Otogakure, honorable suicide is the highest thing Sasuke could ever hope to attain. His death was hoped for, expected, but not to be. Captured by the enemy, he must decide to accept death or live anew

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

Harry Potter x Draco Malfoy. Friendship, Pre-slashy, One-shot. Potter smacked his hand and Draco knew – always knew – that Potter and he had such a fierce rivalry going on because they both loved the challenge, the competition. And it was strange to know that it could have been something friendly…like this now. Yes it was nearly always exciting, he thought, but this…this was fun.

Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour, Slight Drama, AU, Slice-of-life-ish, Drabblish. Rated for sexytime and language. He wasn't sure he'd heard right immediately. And then Naruto bent down and whispered it against Sasuke's chest again and again. Sasuke felt he could hardly be blamed, then, for getting spunk on Naruto's chin.

Zoro is a delivery boy, and Sanji places orders online. When the website goes down Sanji has to place an order in person. Soon after he finds himself visiting the store to place more orders than usual.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?

Naruto investigates a company run by Uchiha Sasuke. However, his world is flipped upside-down when he is taken into the future and married to Sasuke. Three kids later, you'd think he'd be settled in his new life. AU, SasuNaru, future fic, SasuNaru babies

A vicious rape, a love that will never be, a child born of hate and violence. Can Naruto find his way? MPREG

Continuation of the I Want/I Need series. Sasuke and Naruto still see each other only occasionally and its never enough for either of them. So Naruto decides to leave the village for a little while and spend some uninterrupted time with Sasuke.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

"Oh crap." Muttered the blond. Sometimes, there's something worse than one-night stands. It's called we're-doing-this-because-we're-going-to-die-tomorrow desperate sex. Too bad they didn't in the end. NaruSasu, AU.

Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER, MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS

30 ficlets featuring our favourite green-haired swordsman Zoro! #28 War: The battle to rescue Zoro from the hands of the Marines begins. Third of a five-parter.

First in the toddler series. Six-year-old Naruto wants a second house like all the kids at his school. Never did he imagine meeting the bastard would bring him that and more. Chibific. Fluff. Nice Sasuke. One-shot. Complete.

A misanthropic hermit and an emo loner, two people who couldn't possibly get along, find themselves doing that and more, as circumstances try to tear them apart. NaruSasu, yaoi, AU. Giftfic for Takemeawaytothemoon. Disclaimer in my profile.

After being offered Heaven, Naruto turns down his own nirvana in one last attempt at saving Sasuke's soul. Pulled from Purgatory, Itachi is forced to watch as Sasuke screws up one life after another, leaving them all waiting for redemption.

The contact, coming after years apart, amid plenty of animosity and questionable circumstances, somehow wasn't a surprise to either of them. Giftfic for Vladexx. Sasunarusasu. Yaoi. UNOFFICIAL MANGA CHAP 551

Continuation of Armour: "You keep going on and on about how hurt Sasuke is, and how sad Sasuke is,...did you ever, even once stop to think that maybe I was also affected? Goddammit Sakura, I was the one that HE betrayed!" Past SasuNaru, T for bad language

After years of looking at newspaper articles of the Demon of the East Blue, Sanji finally gets to meet the legend in person. Warning: light SanjixZoro yaoi.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

None of the Konoha rookies are psychopaths. Or at least, that's what everyone hopes. The Hokage's just worried about the new generation. He doesn't mean to change everything.

Sasuke saves Naruto from certain death but only to serve him up to the Akatsuki so he can suffer certain death at their hands instead. But first he needs to heal the battered ninja up a bit. But will spending time together again change his mind?

He impulsively broke the covenant, then remade it. But can the trust, once shattered, be recovered? Sebastian must work twice as hard to rebuild what he briefly discarded. Shotacon, yaoi. Begins after the end of the anime's first season. Some divergence from anime plot, with elements from the manga.

Collab with La Vita a Colori "Because when he and Sasuke were together, it always seemed to conveniently slip his mind that this could never be a happy ending."

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

"If that picture is amazing, it's only because it's a picture of you." And that, Sai decided, as Naruto clutched his present tightly and looked down to hide his eyes, was the beauty of absolute truth.

"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.

After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.

Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame

Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru

She says: "Sasuke, do you ever wish you fell in love with me instead?" And he says: "Yeah, Sakura, all the time." Naruto's heart shouldn't be breaking since he's not in love with Sasuke, but here's the part where his heart breaks. -NaruSasu; NaruHina; AU-

Sanji just wanted a bath, a book and a drink.

By chance two ex-teammates meet on neutral ground. What happens when the person you thought you knew turns out to be completely different?

A 'frightening' ultimatum given forces Naruto to join Team Taka. His discoveries would lead him to new friendships, romances, and a realization that Sasuke just might be a little less of a pain-in-the-ass than once assumed.

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

Its the 1st day of his Junior year and already Naruto is having issues with his chem partner. Naruto decides to forge ahead and attempt to befriend the raven-haired boy. Will he succeed or will he get more than he bargained for? M for language and lemons

Sasuke knows what he wants and how to get it, but how will Naruto react when Tsunade tells him, by clan law, he has no choice but to marry the bastard.

AU. Your friends order you a blonde bombshell for a month, which you don't want in the first place and then, shows up, and just so happens to be male. Typical. Influenced by 'Absolute Boyfriend'. Future SasuNaru

1900 New York. A longshoreman and an aristocrat, on opposite ends of the social spectrum. Personalities clash as they are forced to depend on each other. For roboguy45. Yaoi, lemons, cross-dressing, NaruSasu. Disclaimer in my profile.

Sasuke learns that in the face of confusion, it's sometimes best to just go with it. NaruSasu, twoshot.

Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.

Everyone expects me to be the hero. The one everyone says is supposed to live forever- invincible. But I'm the one dying. Character Death. SasuNaru

The one where Sasuke suffers groping that spurs a midlife crisis he's too young for, Naruto gets locked out of their apartment even though he's not the culprit, and everyone else keeps making the same assumptions about the relationship they don't have.

Naruto had a plan. He was planning on locking himself in his room, avoiding his ex at all costs, and then stand by his best friend at his wedding and smiling. Too bad the Bride has other plans.

Sanji knew how difficult it was to survive the hell that was starvation. What he hadn't expected was that he'd need to get his nakama through it, too. Features Zoro and Sanji; Nakamaship, no pairings. Complete.

Minato suspects Sasuke of sabotaging Naruto's relationships and for once his drunken ramblings were correct. Oneshot. Sasunaru.

The cruel semantics of absolution. Sasuke/Naruto.

Sasuke stumbled through the door. Pulling off his coat and inspecting the cuffs of his sleeves where long golden hairs clung, Sasuke thought, Goddamn werewolves. AU, SasuNaruSasu

Sasuke had a secret friend that no one could know about. It kept away all the things that went bump in the night. Supernatural, NaruSasuNaru

Sasuke finds some letters addressed to himself when he's in Naruto's apartment and decides that since he is away on a mission it won't do any harm to read them. They are addressed to him, after all. Shonenai, *BEING REWRITTEN!*

-SasuNaru-Mpreg- Giving up his child was hard, but giving up his last piece of Sasuke was even harder. Naruto knew it had to be done. No one must know the truth, especially not him. Sasuke must never know of the living proof to their nights together.

Naruto has always loved plants. Maybe a little too much. Co-written with Kraken's Ghost.

What if Team Seven could have seen, the day Orochimaru bit Sasuke, the future that will come when he takes his offer? Naruto: loved, admired, Hokage. Sakura: strong, confident, head of the hospital. And Sasuke? What does his future hold? Will he like it?

If you love something, let it go. SebaCiel.

The life of a prostitute isn't as glamorous as in the movies, but it certainly is odd. : Lemon, SasuNaru-ish, Prostitute!Naruto :

Oneshot, complete. When Sasuke finally offers to return to Konoha, Naruto turns him away. Picks up post-Itachi/Sasuke battle. Sasuke/Naruto, Naruto/Gaara, angst and melodrama.

After finishing a hard day of work, Naruto goes out drinking, but why for the love of God did he end up in bed with his boss? NaruSasu Yaoi - This has plot!

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

One day is all it takes to tell if two people are in love or not. NaruSasu. AU.

"Naruto, Ino is sick, so I need you to be my maid of honor. Wait, what?" A story of love, cake, and dresses one size too small. SasuNaru.

AU Sasuke said, "You... you're dead." // "Ah. Well. Yeah." Naruto grinned, like it was something to be embarrassed about.

AU, SasuNaruSasu, Sasuke-centric. Under the glare of the Hollywood stars, no secret is safe and no dreams go unheard. Complete.

CRACK. Naruto joins a prestigious hunting society, but to be chosen as a honored member, he has to slay a bear. Too bad, Naruto doesn’t know there are no bears in the forest in February. Only horny Uchihas who’d love some "company" in the cold... SasuNaru

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Zoro/Sanji. In the underbelly of the ship, they burned.

Naruto finds an old portrait in the attic. It seems to hold secrets he wants to solve while struggling to keep his relationship with Sasuke alive. But things begin to happen that make him question his sanity. Sasunaru ?naru

"I'm going to make that teme fall in love with me," Naruto declared. And that was how it all began.

Now also including "Always": After their meeting, Sasuke is just as lost as before the incident. Searching for clear answers, he seeks out Naruto only to find out that things haven’t been going as great for the blond as he’d originally thought. SasuNaru

Field trips are for seeing and learning new things, right? Well, the only thing Sasuke has learned so far is that loud morons have loud wet dreams. AU, Naru/Sasu/Naru yaoi

Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.

Whenever it is important, Itachi is always late. After a sealing where he should have died, Naruto denies the odds. Now it's Itachi's turn to care for something he loves. ItaNaru

Itachi on stormy weather, fatalism, and Uzumaki Naruto. But not necessarily in that order. Itachi/Naruto.

Of destinations, blind fish, and converging vectors. Part two of the Destinations Series. Sasuke/Naruto.

Love is not a fairy tale for the faint of heart. Part one of the Destinations Series. Sasuke/Sakura.

There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!

To keep up the village's appearance, Tsunade arranged a few marriages. 3 years later, some marriages are working, others aren't going so well. Meanwhile, Orochimaru's interests turn toward a Konoha nin other than Sasuke. SasuNaru, KibaHin, LeeGaa, more

Village bully meets village outcast.Will they each let the other in? Dark. Yaoi. NaruSasu. Rated M for Mature content and eventual lemons. I don't own Naruto or the characters.

Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.

AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

Sakura makes her sacrifice.

It's hard learning to save peoples' lives when you're so busy trying to save your own. SasuNaru, non-con, AU, COMPLETE

After living in obscurity for most of his childhood, Naruto finds that in Tokyo, he's ventured too deep into the secret underbelly of a culture not his own. Luckily, aid comes in the form of one mysterious and mortally dangerous demon, Uchiha Sasuke.Sasunaru.

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

Zoro and Sanji understand each other, and sometimes have a very similar sense of humor. Even though they're worlds ahead of most, sometimes they can't help but to act their age.

Sasuke finds himself going to ridiculous lengths all for the sake of cookies. NaruSasu.

Sasuke a small rat, wishes he could be a human to love the boy who saved his small life from an angry cafe owner. Will he get his wish from a stranger to be with the blond? Or make the poor Blond's life a mess in the end?

It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438

ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.

YAOI. V-Day Exchange fic. Prompt: AU ZoSan. Sanji is an overworked chef at a New York restaurant called The Baratie. One night he's attacked at a night club, only to be saved by a green haired who's connection to him is more complicated than it seems. 5Ch

Because she watches, she sees. A NaruSasu from Sakura's point of view. ONESHOT

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

After being tortured into insanity by Orochimaru, Naruto mentally regresses to the age of 7 and forgets everything about his life. Two years later, when Sasuke finally comes home, he sees Naruto and tries to make him remember. complete

Why teaching a class of young, would-be ninjas is every teacher's nightmare. Dedicated to poor, long-suffering Iruka.

After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.

Sasuke mistakes his savior for an angel and asks him to stay. Naruto, a firefighter doing his job, hasn’t broken a promise yet. Written for NaruSasu Day

Sanji and Zoro have a nice little thing going...maybe...okay, so maybe not. But whatever they do have is about to crumble, all over one little, insignificant detail: Love.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

We keep meeting in the strangest places and the strangest times. The universe knows we belong together, why don't you? NaruSasu AU

Sasuke is a young lord and Naruto is his lover... and servant. they've been in love since they were kids, so how do they handle hiding their secret love? WARNIGN: rated m for a reason.

The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.

A twist on a Cyrano: Through helping Sasuke win Sakura’s heart Naruto begins to realize maybe he’s not in love with who he originally thought he was. SasuNaru Yaoi

/SasuNaru/ For the record, Uchiha Sasuke is not gay. Now if only he could stop his racing hormones whenever Naruto's around, then convincing himself he's straight would be so much easier. /for catharticdeficit/

Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.

Naruto hated bastards with the passion of a thousand suns. Too bad that his new partner is a combination of all that. NaruSasu, AU.

-Naruto x Sasuke- He comes back, but they can't make him stay. It's twenty years before anyone sees him again.

PRE-SLASH - ZxS - He remembers the feel of air beneath him and the sudden gut-wrenching knowledge that he was falling. For a moment, though, it was like he had paused in mid-air. Paused just long enough to look over and meet the gaze of the cook.

Sasuke starts calling Naruto "The Misses" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.

Revised! Sasuke renounced his role as Otokage and returned to Konoha for his sun but Naruto was now contented to the Sasukeless life he now lead. However, the Uchiha heir decided to pursue the blonde. How long before the former gives up the chase?

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

Naruto went temporarily blind. Kakashi thinks the blonde has lost something together with his sight. One-shot.

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Sequel to The Slave of Sound; SasuNaru. Yaoi, and more fluff than is healthy. Naruto has been brought back from oblivion through Kyuubi. And this time, a certain Nine Tailed Fox is going to make sure his beloved kit is safe and happy.

This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku

What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina

One shot. Minato and Kushina. Kakashi. Baby Naruto. A moment in an alternate universe.

-Added three extra chapters- They met... they grew up together but things were always deeper between them than they realized. Watch as Sasu and Naru struggle against themselves and defy social norms. SasuNaru with side pairings. AU

In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.

Sasuke hides them well, but Naruto knows there are unshed tears.

Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.

Babysitting isn't for slackers, especially when one of the brats is named Uzumaki Naruto, just ask Itachi. Once again he learns that little kids are monsters. Cute monsters. NaruSasu, Fluff

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Uzumaki Naruto has never entirely been happy with the way the world works. He thinks it should go rot somewhere and leave him the hell alone. But it only gets worse. He finds himself facing a difficult challenge: help people.

In which Naruto is an idiot, Sasuke is a miscommunicative bastard, and there is an allaround abuse of italics.

Naruto loses his first baby tooth and has a little encounter with the tooth fairy. SasuNaru...sorta

Usually, when Sasuke woke to the feeling of foreign chakra present in his home, it was because ninja were attempting to assassinate him. Either that or one of his more intelligent stalkers finally figured out how to pick the new locks on his front door.

One Piece Bleach crossover: Zoro and Sanji bust their way into the Court of Pure Souls. Hijinks ensue.

This wedding to Sasuke, this is the fairy tale ending Sakura always dreamed of.[sometimes late at night she thought that he was doing his best to forget he was getting married, but that couldn’t be true. it couldn’t.] SasuSaku onesided. Sasunaru. YAOI.

[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.

Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.

[SasuNaru] Newly certified Sasuke wants to practice CPR on someone... or something, who else is better than his own boyfriend?

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

When Naruto has memory problems, Sakura and Sasuke convince him to have his head examined. The results are, well, unsurprising. At least they would be if Sakura could ever inform her patient of his condition. Humor, Oneshot.

The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.

In which Naruto's child doesn't end up looking like he wanted. Stupid dominant Uchiha genes... SasuNaru. Short and Crackish.

HarryDraco. Draco likes to think he's with Harry for all the wrong reasons. But what if he's only fooling himself?

SasuNaru. Part I: Naruto gets turned into a girl, and gets stalked. Part II: Naruto gets knocked up. Mostly humor with a little angst to round things out.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]

Together they will wait out their happy ending: Naruto picks up the pieces. Naruto/Sai.

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!

Jiraiya and Naruto, though love, loss, and growth, somehow completely fail to extricate themselves from each other's life. An unconventional courtship in 20 glances, Jiraiya/Naruto.

It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.

Six year old Naruto has the flu and no one cares

*ItaNaru, SasuNaru, One-Shot* Because you can't demand something without accepting to lose something in exchange. Sasuke wanted his family. He couldn't have love, as well.

Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.

Itachi is dead. Orochimaru is indifferent. Sasuke is home and he’s the same stupid bastard, except where he’s changed. [SasuNaru subtext, Team 7 pseudofluff] [slight gore] [3700 words]

All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]

Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.

AU As Sasuke packs Naruto's room, he stumbles across Naruto's diaries. SasuNaru

Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.

[OneShot SasuNaru] Naruto has a hot secret... and guess who accidentally walks in on him on the act? Of course, this proves to be a beautiful oppurtunity for Naruto to play a little game with the Perfect Uchiha... but we all know Sasuke ALWAYS wins.

You've got a plan, and you've aimed to stick to it. But of course, something must go differently. Under 1500 word Drabble. SasuNaru

It's Christmas time in Konoha and Naruto's ready for it! ...Except... He doesn't quite know what to get a certain Uchiha.... [SasuNaru pairings]

In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot

Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

NaruSasu! Two young shinobi compare their arsenals on a hot summers day, then Naruto proves he's still the Number One Ninja of Surprises. LIME and LEMON, plus kinky things to do with chakra. Yaoi.

Proof that even a blind deaf girl can tell Naruto and Sasuke are mad for each other. Now THEY just have to figure it out... ONESHOT, NaruSasu.

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

Harsh childhoods usually produce jaded souls, but Naruto seems more naive than most. Yet, looks can be decieving. See the world through the eyes of a child with the world set against him.

Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.

[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!

SasuNaru. Yaoi.--Sasuke couldn’t remember the last time he was so self-conscious with a sword; he’d trained for years with them. The weapon should have been part of him, something essential as a hand or a foot or an eye. Now the accustomed grip felt clu

Jim and Blair — er, Starsky and Hutch — er, Zoro and Sanji get stuck in a bad cop-show fanfic cliche.

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!

A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our affections for them from turning flat." You can fight each other, tooth and nail, but one should at least always have the curtousy to snuggle. (NaruSasu)

SasuNaru. Set postseries. Orochimaru has taken Sasuke's body, and Naruto hunts him while dealing with such obstacles as training his first genin team.

In another time and place, Naruto is brought up without knowledge of the Shinobi. And Sasuke is about to find out that true friendship is more than just another phrase in the poetic analects.

[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.

Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.

It’s said that beauty is only skin deep, and that to truly know a person you have to look beneath the flesh to the soul within the casing. SasuNaru. Almost Shounen-ai, but maybe just super-good friends.

Under orders from Dumbledore, Hermione learns how to fly. Her teacher? Not Harry, as planned, but none other than Draco Malfoy. Fears are confronted, truths revealed, & many snarky barbs exchanged.

In which Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy meet up for the first time since Hogwarts in, of all places, a Muggle pub. One-shot. A Christmas giftfic for M.S.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are soulmates, but love isn't an end.

This is more of a series than a story with chapters. ZxS. Completed.

Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.

Draco is a self-satisfied little bastard. Harry is ridiculously tolerant. Boys are stubborn. It's just like the books! Just shorter and gayer. (slash)

This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**