Hey Everyone!

My name is Chelsea and I LOVE the Jonas Brothers!! Just thought I'd mention that. I also LOVE to write fan fictions and other stuff! And I LOVE LOVE to write fan fictions about the Jonas Brothers! Go Figure!

BOLD ones are me

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual (Uh, no.)

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude (Psh, more like vowing purity until marriage)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth (I WEAR OTHER FRIGGEN COLORS, TOO!)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b.…

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (Yeah, because myself is cocky and arrogant)

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual (yeah right!)

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (So what if I am?)

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie (I haven’t done it in a while, but still…LOL)

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life (Psh, music IS my life!)

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all (Ew, nasty thought)

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS (hahaha no!)

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

(The only voices I hear in my head are my own... and they don’t know when to shut up!)

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries (gasp)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (again so what if I do?)

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time (How the crap do you DANCE like a cat??)

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (Psh, more like super awesome!)

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life (hahaha I laugh and frown a lot so I did both)

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try (well in math…I so tried, it’s not my fault it didn’t work!)

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

My FAVORITE Jonas Brothers quotes!

Nick: I just think they're funny. Just because you take a picture with somebody, then you're automatically dating.

Nick: You have to talk to your friends about your crush, because your crush will be talking about you with their friends.

Nick: My pick up line is, "Slow down, sugar, because I'm a diabetic"! : I love earlobes! No, I'm kidding. I would have to say if a girl has beautiful eyes, I'm going to be interested.

Nick

Nick

: On the way to the hospital Kevin and Joe Jonas looked up diabetes online. They knew more about it than I did before I got there! They're there for me all the time!Nick: Even though we have a younger brother, I'm considered the baby. But I'm more adult than Joe and Kevin!

Nick (To Joe): You're ideas are pointless.

Nick: It doesn't matter if the world is pulling you down. With Christ you have everything. : Joe took me under his arm like the hero that he is. Joe saved my life, so I owe him.

Nick

Nick

: Yo that's illogical I can't have it!

Joe: (on the Jonas Brothers song, "Hold On") It can mean like waiting in line and your Just like Hold on...or If your riding your bike and you get a flat tire and your like...Hold on...to your bike it can mean...okay I need to figure out what this song is really about.

Joe: I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us.

Joe: (On what super power he would like to have) I would probably want to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingers.

Joe: I'll start a rumor! I have a very big crush on Emma Watson. So big! I haven't actually seen one of the movies. I'm going to start. She's like wow, ridiculous.

Joe: I heard that I was dating all of the swimsuit models in the world at the same time.

Joe

: (talking about his many fans that would like to marry him) Its a little scary thinking about thousands of girlfriends and wives, but its nice.

Joe: Watch me do a flip.
(flips over on a couch falls on floor)
Joe:Oh crap.

Joe

Joe: (Imitating his brother, Kevin) Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas, and I would like to sell you a car!

: (talking about an extreme sport he'd like to try) I would do extreme acting. It's a new thing I'm making up. It's like SAD FACE…. HAPPY FACE.

Joe:(about his brother, Nick) Nick's a stud muffin.

Joe: Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

Kevin: I'm very proud of my brothers...I'm really inspired by their talent.

Kevin: Keep on voting and maybe we can keep... "Burnin Up" the charts... Get it? Ha! Haha!

Kevin: What kind of name is that? How do you say that? W-G-H-O-O-P-S. Wuh-goops!

Kevin: (About his brothers) They're the best little brothers a guy could ask for.

Kevin: (about his sweet obsession) Those mini Butterfinger bars...I have 100 a day. Well, not 100, probably four or five, but still...they're awesome!

Kevin: I have dated a girl that my brothers didn't like, and it ended terribly. They were right, and now I listen to what everybody has to say

Kevin: My purity ring fell off on vacation...at the wave pool at the Atlantis, in the Bahamas. I'm waiting for a new one to come in the mail. It's a little bit of a bummer. Mine is still there, just not physically. I was like, "Oh, man, this is not cool." Joe and Nick are wearing their rings. I want the exact same one again. It'll be back very soon

Kevin: Hold on, Joe. Let everyone get their cameras and stuff, since you know this is going on YouTube

Kevin: (about the silliest story ever written about him) There was one that said I was married. I was like, "No, no, that didn't happen

Kevin: (about working with family) You have a security that everything is going to be okay, even when you mess up.

Kevin: When I was little, my dad was trying to teach me how to pump gas. We were on the road traveling and I put the nozzle down a little bit and the spray got in my eyes. I freaked out and ran screaming to the bathroom in the gas station. I remember I was knocking things over. It was embarrassing.

Kevin: You’ll be looking at magazines at an airport and you’ll see a girl like, holding up a magazine and your face is like on the page and you’re like, "Okay, I’m just walking away now." It’s a little strange.

Kevin: I loved being the oldest because I bossed my brothers around

Joe: The fans are our best friends.
Nick: I love how passionate they are. they want to know everything about us--which is funny because we're not that interesting.

Joe: A girl followed us to the bathroom, and a guy who was there looks at Nick amd me and says, "I hate you, you suck!" We were like , "Sorry, dude." It was really funny. Nick and I were laughing.

Joe: Moms are sometimes the craziest! I think because they know that they really want to get their daughters to be seen by us or maybe they just want an autograph, but we've seen some moms jump in front of the bus and try to get backstage!

Nick: When Joe was younger, he would always get really embarrassed by my dad. When we would eat at Johnny Rockets, where they play old-time music, my dad would get up and start singing all the songs. I thought it was awesome. I didn't really care; I would sing with him. But Joe used to get so embarrassed.

Nick: (talking to his brothers over the phone) I just cut my hair, all gone, kidding! I cut it shorter. It was getting pretty long. And finally I woke up one morning, and I was like ready to cut it. So we start fresh in the new tour, and premiering the new hair.

Nick: (About the song "A Little Bit Longer) It's about my diabetes. I wrote it while we were filming Camp Rock. We've played it live a couple of times and it's overwhelming!

Joe:(on their decision to remain pure until marriage and their purity rings) People are like 'no way, that's impossible'. Our parents asked us if we wanted to and we were like "yeah" so its awesome.

Joe: Every fan is special to us. I might not remember names, but I remember their faces and how awesome they are.

Nick: The one thing I notice about a fan is when she's really into our show. I like it. Even if she doesn't know all the words to the songs, she's still into it. It's kind of disappointing to see someone in the audience who just stands there. Have a good time even though you don't know the words. It's totally cool.

Nick: When we play a show, you never have to worry that I can only see one person in the audience. I see everyone.

Nick: There's always a certain point on tour where one person will get sick. And then everyone'll get sick. But we'd never cancel a show.

Nick: We really feel that it is important to be a gentleman - that's how we were raised. I find that girls really like when you are like that. I'll open a door for a girl, and she'll be like, "Oh, no one's done that for me in a really long time."

Nick: I'll be standing at our Meet and Greets playing the air drums, and it actually makes sense in my head what I'm playing. But to everyone else, it just looks like I'm flinging my arms and spazzing out.

Nick: Abbreviations really frustrate me. Kevin would always say 'Poor' and he meant the song 'Poor Unfortunate Souls.' He'd be like, "Let's play Poor." I don't know why it frustrated me, but it does. If we're talking about High School Musical, Kevin will say, "High School," and it's not 'high school,' its High School Musical. It kills me!

Kevin: Nick is an amazing musician. He’s really focused. He’ll keep your eyes on the prize! Joe will always make you laugh. There isn’t anything that bothers me about either of them.
Joe: Nick is very good at sports. But his worst quality is his competitiveness. A good thing about Kevin is his sense of style. He really helps us out! But when he drives, he likes to go fast, which can be pretty scary.
Nick: Joe is that he’s the craziest person I’ve ever met in my life, which is one of the best things about him. He’s also the craziest person I’ve ever met in my life, which is one of the worst things about him. Kevin is really good at guitar. But there’s nothing really bad about Kevin.

Nick: I'm not shy, but I am the quiet one in the band. I don't like to meet a lot of people. My mom was always like, "Nick, go meet that person". And I'm like "Uh I don't want to." I'm in my own world sometimes, but I'm getting better!

Joe: It’s really cool being in a band with my brothers because when you look onstage you see Nick and not some random kid. If something happens, if something goes wrong, we know what happens, you know. It’s not like we have this huge thing afterwards like "What happened? I didn’t know where you guys were!" That kind of thing. You always know what’s going on...we love each other to death.

Kevin: Joe's nickname is Danger. It just is. Everything he does is danger.

Joe: (on who has the most girls that seem to like them) We kind of have competitions sometimes 'cause Nick has a little more picture comments than me.
Nick: I'm just gonna say 3000 on myspace.
Joe: I mean, I'm sitting there posing, and Nick's not even looking in the picture. You're winning, but not for long, my friend.
Nick: I've been winning since the beginning.
Kevin: Oh!

Nick: (on their reaction when they first heard that "Year 3000" was #1 on Radio Disney) We were on tour with Aly and AJ, and we were in Oregon at a big fair, and I got a text message from my mom. She was like, "YOU GUYS ARE NUMBER 1!" I ran out of the bus and started doing back flips!

Joe: A long time ago, fans were like, 'Sign my belly.' I was like, 'We can't really sign on people.' It can be weird and dangerous. But hands are okay. We'll sign a hand or something.

Nick: It's awesome to have my brothers on stage and in the studio with me. You have a security that everything is going to be okay, even when you mess up.

Joe: You know what always gets sore throats gone?
Girl: What?
Joe: Eat a bowl of sugar.
Girl: A bowl of sugar?
Joe: Pour water on it and just drink it. My mom tried it with me once.
Kevin: And then he turned out the way he is, so I don't know if you really wanna do that.

Interviewer: Are you parents supportive of this whole getting into Hollywood thing?
Joe: Uh, you know, they don't even know we're in a band. It's kind of a secret.
Interviewer: Kids these days. They don't tell their parents anything.
Joe: We actually tell them we go to school everyday.

Interviewer: Who is the one who always got in trouble.
Nick: (Looking at Joe) Danger.
Joe: No, I didn't always...I always got blamed for everything.
Kevin: Yeah, I was the one that actually did the thing. I just blamed him, and he got in trouble.

Interviewer: Are there any instruments that you cannot play, but would like to learn someday?
Joe: Nick says violin, I would say ummm..the xylophone.
Nick: You can play the xylophone.
Joe: Fine, the zzz..uh..whats that crazy thing that they play in Jamaica? The bwwoooohhoooon (makes didgeridoo noise)
Nick: Jamaica! Its Australia dude!!
Joe: Oh...no i know, whats that thing they blow at?
Kevin and Nick: The didgeridoo.
Joe: The didgeridoo...I want..yeh..that was..that was sweet.
Nick: You said Jamaica..
Joe: No..but I want one from Jamaica...they get in Jamaica and then its from Jamaica.
Interviewer: Alright man, I think we're done..

Joe:oh my gosh emily are you alive?
(joe asks screaming fan on radio, who keeps on screaming)
Aah! I think she's getting attacked by a cougar!

Joe: (About myspace) We read all your comments. We look at all of them. They're like, "Oh, my God! Nick, you're so hot!"

Kevin: When you come to a Jonas Brothers show, you are not allowed to sit in your seat!

Kevin: We were signing autographs and there was this one girl and she just started crying, and we didn't know what to do. So we just sort of waved and she was crying even more. We felt so bad. We didn't know what to do.

Kevin: Nicholas got attacked once by about 30 screaming girls.

Joe: We're brothers so it's not like if we got upset at each other that we can be like, "Well, I quit." They're still my brothers. We love to do this, and we're going to keep doing it for a very long time.

Joe: Nicholas is the powerhouse vocal. He's just got this young, soulful voice that catches everyone's ears.

Nick: Joseph just has this really cool, smooth rock voice. He really knows how to get the crowd going, and Kevin is the one that holds us together.

Nick(about the song "Mandy"): We were writing songs one day and decided we wanted to write about something really nice-so we wrote a song about Mandy. She's the nicest girl you will ever meet. She knows what your thinking all the time.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good.

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the damn rabbit his cereal, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an annoying younger or older sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal.

Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop laughing for no particular reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley people then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

.-.-//\\.-.-Put This
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.-//.-.-\\.-Profile If
.-\\.-.-//-.You Know
.-.\\.-//.-.Someone
.-.-\\//.-.-Who has
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.-.//-\\.-.-like Nick Jonas

Kevin: An egg doesn't say "crack this"
Nick: That's because you don’t HAVE to.

Nick: Are those moon pants you're wearing cause your booty’s outta this world.

Interviewer: If you could trade your brothers for anyone, who would it be?
Nick: I wouldn't want to trade you guys.(cute!)
Joe: I would.

Kevin: Is this the first time you've sang in the shower with...men?

Joe: I hate it when you touch me!

Nick: The good thing about Joe is that he's the craziest person I've ever met in my life. And the worst thing about Joe is that he's the craziest person I've ever met in my life.

.After riding a coaster at six flags.
Random Girl: What did you think of the ride?
Joe: Whoa it was so scary! I thought i was gonna die like 8 times and i think i did!

Nick: I grabbed it like a retard.

Nick: Kevin loves chip and dale!
Kevin: Oh so now i'm a chip and dale dancer?!
Nick: No, you know, the little squirrels.

Joe: My favorite digital device is a toaster.

Nick: No one can touch my muscles.

Joe: I put headphones in my ears at night so i can't hear myself think.
Kevin: Yeah, Joe’s a really loud thinker.
Joe: Yeah, like I tell myself crazy things like "JOE!! I HAVE THIS GREAT IDEA! GO GET CHEESEBURGERS!!"

Joe: We have to go to...uhhh..what's that british country?

Joe: Joe likes pink...and orange...and macadamia nuts. And i've dated a couple girls i've never met before.

Kevin: We're just like, "go jump off a bridge joe" and he's all, "okay cool!"

Joe: Hey kevin show them your arm, oh wait, you dont have one.

Kevin: What's the stuff that goes like, underneath your eye and all?
Interviewer: Eyeliner.

Nick: Slow down sugar, im diabetic.

Interviewer: So what is the coolest gift a fan has given to you?
Joe: Well someone actually gave us a human foot. Put it in a little glass jar and it was just like floating there.
-kevin squirms-

Nick: Well, that would be pointless.
Joe: But that's my idea..its my idea.
Nick: Yeah, you're ideas are pointless.
Joe: Fine you take the mic!

Joe: God created fruit kevin, you can't be allergic to it."

Kevin and Joe: JONAS OUT!
Nick: That sounds boybandish.

If you think Jonas Brothers: Living the Dream is absolutely AWESOME, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you loved the Jonas Brothers before they have been on Hannah Montana, paste this on your profile.

If you've never meet the Jonas Brothers but your friends say you should, paste this on your profile.

If you are the number one fan of the Jonas Brothers in your town/city, paste this on your profile.

If you can't wait to see Camp Rock and wanting to own the DVD for it, paste this on your profile.

If you think When You Look Me In The Eyes is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can't wait for A Little Bit Longer (their 3rd CD!) to come out, put this on your profile.

If you can't wait for them to start their Burning Up tour, put this on your profile.

If you love to talk about the Jonas Brothers nonstop, paste this on your profile.

If you repeat lines by the Jonas Brothers everyday, paste this on your profile.

If you can't wait for J.O.N.A.S. to premiere, put this on your profile.

If you almost only read Jonas fanfics, put this on your profile.

If you have a severe case of OJD, put this on your profile.

STORY IDEAS!!

Here is an idea I have for another stroy. If you like the idea then let me know and I'll try to start it!

Keep Holding On: The Jonas Brothers seem to be on top. They have everything that anyone would ever want, right? So what happens when one brother gets devistating news? And what will happen to the band? How will his family and friends reach him when his heart is breaking? Will they be able to save him before it's to late?

JONAS BROTHERS
it takes 1 second to love their looks
it takes 1 hour to love their songs
it takes 1 day to fall in love with them
it takes 1 life time to forget them

I’M GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi