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Author has written 40 stories for Criminal Minds.

Hi, everyone! My name is Clem, and I'm addicted to Criminal Minds (as well as a few other shows), but the CM fics on here really inspired me to write my own so here I am.

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Sex Isn't Relevant Until You Put Your Hand Down My Pants by ImmaSlytherout reviews
Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak thought they had life all figured out... That is, until life actually happened. (Destiel! Collarboration with Perdition Raiser!)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,024 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 7/20/2017 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Gabriel, Sam W.]
New Roads by DarkJediQueen reviews
Their roads split along time ago. Now Spencer Reid and Aaron Hotchner have a chance to be heading in the same direction again. Will they take it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/10/2017 - Published: 9/4/2016 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] Jack H. - Complete
Pick and Choose by esompthin reviews
Castiel's father gave him some very useful advice. He intends to put it to work. Unfortunately, it give his roommate, Dean, a very wrong impression - In which there is a lot of talk about sex, but no one actually has it. Destiel, for my good friend Anna's birthday!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2017 - [Dean W., Castiel] Charlie B. - Complete
The Help by esompthin reviews
Angels are the cool new pet of the year! What makes them so much greater than any cat or dog? They double as your own personal servant! You'll never be in need of help again! That's a load of bullshit if you ask Dean. He was never going to get an angel. He didn't care for help. That is, until an angel needed his. (#13 of 100FfF)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 5/4/2017 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W.
A King's Love by DarkJediQueen reviews
Spencer was happy with his life. He was married to a man that he barely knew, but it was all right because the man lets him do what he wanted. He had free range over the entire kingdom that his husband ruled. He wanted for nothing, except for affection but he'd never had it from anyone growing up, so he wasn't sure exactly what it was that he was craving.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/28/2017 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] Jack H. - Complete
What the Mind Forgets by Revhead reviews
Dean has been missing for 7 months. When they finally find him, he can't remember anything. Not his name, not Sam... not even his husband. /Destiel, set a few years after season 11. WARNINGS apply, see story for details
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,341 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Finding Courage by DarkHeartInTheSky reviews
By allowing Lucifer to use him as a vessel, Castiel helped eliminate the Darkness and saved the World. But it may have been at the cost of Sam and Dean's friendship. Deciding he has nothing to live for without that, Castiel plans to end his life on his terms and be at peace-if only a certain ghost of an archangel would leave him alone. Castiel Big Bang Challenge 2017
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/6/2017 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Break the Curse by featherlight221b reviews
Destiel, Sleeping Beauty!AU. Prince Castiel is cursed, Prince Dean is oblivious, and Meg wonders why is she surrounded by idiots.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2017 - [Dean W., Castiel] Meg - Complete
Worried Sick & Bonded Happy by Alex W. Pendragon reviews
Dean and Sam choose to take a small break from hunting to relax and regather themselves, but things never go as planned. Gabriel is suddenly alive, but Castiel isn't doing so hot anymore and for some reason the archangel is insistent that Dean is the only one who can help the sick angel. Fluff and bonding happens.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Gabriel - Complete
your heart is a fire hazard by tangeton
He's running a risk by doing this, but he's willing to do anything to spare Sherlock the heartbreak.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2017 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Paris by JuliaBC reviews
Hotch never thought he'd be in this position again. Very loose and vague AU. All I know is words wanted to come so I let them.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
When You're Ready by Boondock Winchester reviews
Not every case can be tied up with a neat little bow and tucked in the back of your memory. Some cases stick with you in the worst of ways. Derek knows that this case had been particularly hard for Reid, and though there isn't much he can do to comfort him, he will do what he can and hope it's enough. [MorganxReid]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2017 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] - Complete
Stay by Revhead reviews
Cas needs to hear Dean say it, but he can't. /Angsty Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2017 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
His Cinderella by LadyKimmey reviews
On a whim Hotch allows Jack to convince him to get his fortune read, only to be informed that the love of his life would soon find him but unless he opens his eyes, he will remain blind. After a single night of magic, his soul mate vanishes without a trace. Will he be able to find the one that got away? Contains boy x boy love!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,008 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 8/15/2016 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch]
To Another I Will Stay True by apychopathsutopia reviews
When Morgan double-books his schedule, he somehow manages to convince Reid to go to a club with him, Garcia, Prentiss, and JJ. Reid and clubs... they don't USUALLY blend well, but, this time, he's got Morgan with him. Established Moreid. Rated T for some swears, some sexual innuendos, and the like. Probably a two-shot?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/1/2016 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid]
The Librarian and the Dad by DarkJediQueen reviews
It started out as a little crush. Then it became so much more.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2016 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] - Complete
Come Undone by EloquentDossier reviews
When Aaron Hotchner was asked to aid his subordinate, Spencer Reid, through what would otherwise be an agonizing heat, he'd had several reservations. With every concern rebutted logically, he finally agreed. Neither man expected the repercussion they received. / Or, the one where the Alpha bonds to the Omega while the Omega remains unaffected. / Slash. Season/Series 7 spoilers.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,819 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/5/2016 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] D. Rossi, Jack H.
The Fleetingness of Sanity by JuliaBC reviews
Pinch hit for MiladyGirl cause she needs this right now. Alex has an awkward moment. Or several. Probably not complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, Alex B.] [S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ]
Maybe Tomorrow by DeejayMil reviews
The one where Aaron Hotchner wasn't in love with Spencer Reid, until suddenly he was.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] - Complete
Le Diable Blanc by Graysonation reviews
Sixteen and tired of being bullied, Spencer Reid might have taken things a little too far when he decides to summon a demon to 'take care of' the people tormenting him. Especially when the creature from Hell appears in his room and is actually . . . kind of cute. Whoopsie.
Crossover - X-Men & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Remy L./Gambit, S. Reid - Complete
Don't Think, Just Feel by ArmidaLore01 reviews
BEING REWRITTEN, FIRST CHAPTER UP. Statistically, Reid knew that engaging in a physical relationship with anyone, let alone a colleague and a friend, was never a good idea, but even he never knew it would turn out like this. Morgan/Reid, will include most of the actual Criminal Minds series.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Dying Fire by hullosweetpea reviews
End!verse: Dean struggles to keep the nightmares away, including the one with Cas. As he's trying to cope Cas shows up and reminds Dean that nightmares don't always have to come true.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Bright by EloquentDossier reviews
There were several things in Aaron Hotchner's life that had never made sense to him. ...But what baffled Hotch the most was how someone who was as intelligent as Spencer Reid could be so inherently oblivious. / In which Hotch has his work cut out for him, and the team attempts to be helpful. / Eventual Slash, but this is intended to be rather short and mostly fluffy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] P. Garcia - Complete
If I Was Your Boyfriend by Graysonation reviews
Not really much of anything to do with the song. Morgan and Reid have a casual conversation that turns into something slightly more . . .
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] - Complete
Chain Reaction by EloquentDossier reviews
A dialogue-only AU in which Hotch texts what he thinks is Rossi's new number but is actually the slightly eccentric stranger whom Hotch knows only as "Spencer." What follows is something neither man could have ever quite expected. / Eventual slash. More-so canon divergence than an AU. More accurately labeled as a text-fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,155 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] D. Morgan, D. Rossi - Complete
Time-Out by EloquentDossier reviews
In which three members of the BAU are put in time-out, and one can't quite seem to get over it. / Slash. Kinda cracky - I blame Tumblr.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/15/2015 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Nobody's Hero by Little Cinch reviews
SPOILERS through episode 10 x 18 (Book of the Damned), AU after that. As the Mark of Cain slowly destroys Dean Winchester, Castiel discovers it's killing him, too. Destiel angst. Rating for language and dark themes.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Charlie B., Sam W. - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes by ArmidaLore01 reviews
Soulmate AU. In a world where 'heterochromia iridis' grants you the ability to find your destined other half, Morgan is shocked but altogether pleased with his result. Morgan/Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] - Complete
From Your Lips He Drew a Hallelujah by Zana Zira reviews
Early S5: Dean has always wanted to know what an angel's actual wings look like, so he doesn't think anything of it when he asks Cas to show him his. But what Dean doesn't know is exactly how much Castiel has been dreading the moment his charge would ask him that question... Destiel wing!fic. Angsty/Mildly-hurt!Castiel, Comforting!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Storytelling by castielsweetness reviews
After Metatron steals Castiel's Grace, Castiel Falls to earth human. Consumed with the humane feelings such as regret and hopelessness, he is driven to try to find an end to himself; however, Metatron will not let him go so easily. After all, he wants a great story from the Great Castiel. *Warning: Suicide attempts
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Let Me See You Smile by songstress42 reviews
When a beautiful blue-eyed stranger with a tragic past passes out drunk in the Roadhouse, Dean brings him home. Destiel, AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Pretty Near Perfect by insertcheeseyusername reviews
Spencer is a housewife. Well househusband, really. Aaron's househusband. Aaron is an agent that needs to work on his priorities. None of that really matters though. All that matters is that Spencer makes a dynamite cherry pie. SLASH.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/31/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Rapid Eye Movement by Midori12 reviews
Reid confessed his love to Hotch weeks ago...but Hotch thinks it was all a dream! But that's not the worst of Reid's problems. What happens when a beautiful English blonde enters the picture claiming to be Hotch's girlfriend? - Reid/Hotch; sequel to Elementary Love.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,899 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Wash the Echoes Out by coffeebuddha reviews
Spencer's life is about as perfect as anything he could have asked for, so why does he feel like it's about to crack apart around the edges?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Cómo duele el Corazón by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
Aaron wasn't going to be blindsided again. SPOILERS for S6's "Corazon." Slash, Hotch/Reid established relationship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Mud Pies & Dinosaurs by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
The problem with having two dads who had three doctorates, four Masters, a JD, and at least six Bachelor's degrees between them was that they didn't know how not to help with Jack's science fair project -SLASH, established relationship, geekiness ahoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/19/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax by coffeebuddha reviews
Sometimes it's liberating to be able to speak to someone without having to explain his every thought process.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/24/2010 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
It Gets Better by KillingPatience reviews
Profilers or not, they were blind to each other, sometimes purposely, sometimes not. Based on the It Gets Better/Trevor Project. Hotch/Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Stories by Traxits reviews
Hotch runs out for some milk, leaving Spencer alone with Jack for the first time. Slice of life ficlet.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/27/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Hardly Ever by coffeebuddha reviews
Waking up with the prince doesn't guarantee you the fairy tale ending. It's the morning after and Derek can't find his pants.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Distraction by Invaderk reviews
Oneshot. Hotch isn't usually the one getting this sort of late-night phone call, but that doesn't stop him from doing everything he can to help when Reid falls into a violent relapse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/3/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Observations of One Jack Hotchner by missunderstoodchild reviews
Jack meets his daddy's friend, Spencer, but his mommy doesn't like him. It is suppose to be told from the point of view of a very young child, so please keep that in mind. SLASH! AH/SR
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
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But It Isn't My Birthday reviews
Spencer comes home to find Hotch tied up and passed out in his living room.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Pins and Needles reviews
I didn't want to write a nurse AU but then i ended up basically writing a nurse AU. also a love at first sight fic. Or, the one where Spencer needs to get blood work done and he accidentally picks up a boyfriend in the process.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,835 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2017 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] D. Morgan - Complete
Fighting! reviews
Here's a satirical compilation (basically a crack fic) of my favorite parts of fight-fics between Hotch and Reid. Shady as hell. Don't take it personally please. This is low-key mean. Or, it's high-key mean, but I mean it completely in jest and joking around. I've done all of the sinful plot points in here three times over, so I'm just having fun. It's one in the morning.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Papoose reviews
Spencer wants to raise Jack without the help of foreign technology, but Aaron just wants the kid to sleep. (an AU where Haley isn't in the picture and Jack's just a lil babe. This is just pure, unadulterated fluff.)
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid, Jack H. - Complete
A Fair Fight reviews
Reid always smiled before they fought. Every time, without fail.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12/2017 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] - Complete
goner reviews
Reid is kidnapped and seemingly going to be the unsub's last victim, but as he thinks of what he might leave behind, he decides to at least try to stall his own death.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] UNSUB - Complete
Hypotheticals and Whiskey reviews
"Of all the people that could fit into the atmosphere of a darkened and dim neon bar, Spencer Reid was not one of them." Or, Spencer almost dies and his soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend doesn't seem to care and Hotch comforts him
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2017
Betting Against the House reviews
Aaron and Haley make a bet to see who can date someone else the longest. Haley picks someone from her work within 24 hours and Aaron, stubborn as always, looks around the BAU in search of someone that's insecure and would accept his advances... Then Reid walks in.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2017 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] Haley H. - Complete
An Accidental Date reviews
"your friend set you up on a blind date and i happened to be eating alone so you thought you were meeting me and you were cute so i went along with it but you just got a text from said friend that they're sorry your date stood you up and now i have some explaining to do" au
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2017 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] - Complete
Tell Me What's Going On
Prompt: Hotch is cruel to Reid and breaks off their relationship because someone threatens to get revenge on him by killing Reid. So rather than lose the love of his life, Hotch crushes Reid and his self-esteem by destroying their relationship in the hopes that Reid will be so hurt that he falls out of love. BUT I DIDN'T EXACTLY WANT THAT TO HAPPEN so here's a happier version.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2017
Under My Protection reviews
Prompt: Hotch and Reid never met. Reid is in danger. The government puts Hotch in charge of Reid's safety.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, J. Gideon, S. Reid - Complete
Misplaced reviews
Four dates in which Spencer felt like an outlier, and one that he didn't.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2017 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] - Complete
Against All Odds reviews
Spencer is upset because the way he and Hotch met and started dating wasn't as special as Hotch and Haley's story. Hotch begs to differ.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Friendly Competition reviews
After three years of teaching small special education classes at Cal-Tech, Dr. Spencer Reid is coaxed into requestion a lecture hall for all learning deficient students. The chancellor disagrees.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] J. Gideon, Erin S. - Complete
Klutz reviews
Reid is bored, Hotch is working, blood is shed.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Remediation reviews
Reid struggles with feelings he knows are unrequited...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Two Times Spencer Reid Wasn't a Parent, and Two Times He Was reviews
There was no telling what Reid was thinking—sure, he didn't have the best track record with dogs, children, or even women for that matter—but there had to be some sort of merit to his discomfort.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid, Jack H., Henry L. - Complete
the klepto-synesthete reviews
In the Oxford Dictionary, kleptomania is a recurring urge to steal, typically without regard for need or profit. That doesn't use enough words to define what I have.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2017 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Laser Tag reviews
Reid felt his back hit the soft foam of the fake rock as hands roamed under his vest and his shirt.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
The Meaning of Sonder reviews
Reid is having a rough day, and someone tried to communicate with him. He draws his gun.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2017 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] - Complete
30 Hours
For the first twenty-four hours after Jack goes missing, Aaron and Reid can't do anything but wait.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2017 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] Jack H. - Complete
The Little Mermaid reviews
Everyone's a critic. Especially Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2017 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid]
A Beautiful Disaster reviews
Morgan is angry, Spencer's poker face fails. (Word-for-word dialogue from the scene with Reid and Morgan in "A Beautiful Disaster" that was too heartbroken and left too many things unsaid.)
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2017 - D. Morgan, S. Reid, Savannah H. - Complete
limp reviews
Spencer comes into work with a limp.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2017
Coping Skills reviews
set somewhere between 6x18 and 7x01
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2017 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] - Complete
The Fascination of Misfits reviews
(TW: underage Spencer) "Hey," the voice tumbled out from the familiar lips like gravel, landing in a pile against Spencer's bare stomach. His belly tensed as cold fingers traced down his front, mapping out where his lips would no doubt be a few minutes later. That thought shook him to the core. "I know you're awake, baby."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2017 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] - Complete
240 to 250 feet reviews
Foyet would be dead in a matter of hours, and so was his proof that Haley was gone. He'd be absolutely empty without them. Even though people had been there in the room with him, and the man who killed his heart was handcuffed, he still felt vulnerable. Like he could be killed just by how fast his heart was beating.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 4/15/2017
Flashlight reviews
They met on January third, 2004. Downtown, on an empty sidewalk, under a precariously flickering street lamp.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2017 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Easter Eve reviews
I was making paper footballs with the wrapping paper behind the counter, I'd actually built a considerably large pile, when a purple and corduroy blur ran through the door. He was so fast in entering the place that the bell rang after he set a small box on the table in front of me.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
When His Mother Trusted Me (with Her Son) reviews
When his mother trusted me with her son, she was passing the torch. The only one who could help him was me... (Finished)
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,352 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2017 - Published: 4/1/2017 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] Clooney - Complete
The 228 reviews
"Perhaps evil and sin and pain may prove to be merely the dark background which is necessary to make the bright design stand out hard and clear," he recited quietly, "That was her favorite quote. Reminded her that, um... her... her past didn't always have to control her, because it was... just that, just the past. A, uh... dark background, if you will."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Fair reviews
"I don't think this is protocol," Reid mumbled, his hands covering his face as a hand palmed in between his legs under the table.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
A Place Between 0 and 1 reviews
(TW: Mention of suicide/self-harm) Reid was left behind. He watched as Morgan and Hotch caught up to each other at the elevator, talking about how fun the night would be. Morgan looked back at Reid and smiled, and Reid's heart fell through his shoes and headed toward the center of the earth.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2017
Prodromal Stage reviews
Hello. My name is Dr. Spencer Reid, I have just turned 34 years old, and I am beginning to lose myself. (Reid-Centric)
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2017 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Galaxy reviews
(Cliche, noun. A phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought.) Love is... well... Love is being an entire Galaxy to a star lover.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2017 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Submerged reviews
The water sloshed around his weightless body, his presence completely docile to the silent tank in which he was swimming. The gentle drone of his brain began to fade as he swam farther into the large space.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2017 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Redemption reviews
Reid is kidnapped, but he's done this before.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, S. Reid, UNSUB - Complete
Reid's Nightmares reviews
A moment of silence passed. Morgan stared at Reid with so much worry it could fill an ocean, while his partner stared at one of the tiles across the room. He glanced up after a moment of thinking. "Do you have nightmares?" Reid asked, his voice hushed. (Season 1, Ep. 10)
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2017 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Twice a Week reviews
In the fall of 2005, a new instructor joined the club at Cimarron-Memorial High, only 24 years old with three PhDs and a history at the school. The education board couldn't say no; why not have a teacher that can relate to the students?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2017 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Not-Boyfriends reviews
Ever since Spencer's dad left, they would all meet up on the same spot on the same raggedy blanket on the third Saturday of every month.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2017