name: Dis (if anyone can tell me where the penname comes from...you get a demonic wolf puppy)

sex: Yes please!! (...do you really have to ask?)

ht: 6'1

wt: 180 (of muscle)

hair: dark blonde and spikyish

eyes: really im not sure anymore...depending on what im wearing, brown, burnt-orange, gray, or green and always dark brown/black on the outside rim (dont ask...i dont know either)

I live in Texas, no were not all retarded rednecks, just most of us

likes:

football ( i mean real football not soccer), hamburgers, bar-b-que, cars, comedy central, and people who are intellegent enough not to annoy me.

dislikes:

chinese food, cats, mosquitos, soccer, politicians, pansies, idiots, people who cant multitask while driving, driving below the speed limit, and Hilary Clinton

fave games:

FFVII, FFX, FFVII:DoC, halo, halo-2, halo 3, Call of Duty 4, devil may cry 3 and 4, KHII, armored core, oblivion, guitar hero, gran turismo, Ace combat4, 5, zero.

veiws on stories:

should be well writen

should not be abandoned halfway through without notice (you know who you are!)

no yaoi or baseless pairings without a good reasoned backgound (crack-fics exceptional)

have an ending that goes with the flow of the story

xbox-live name

x187 inProgress

come see me on Call of Duty

( but let me know who you are cuz otherwise ill think you are a stupid noob and block you :P)

fave pairings:

CloudxTifa

CloudxJessie(im helplessly hooked...shes just cool!)

VincentxYuffie

VincentxLucretcia

AerisxZack

CloudxElena(thank drakonlily)

RenoxYuffie

CloudxYuffie

CloudxOC

SoraxKairi

RoxasxNamine

RikuxYuffie

least favorite pairings:

CloudxAeris

Sephxanything(unless au and makes sense...as in there is a background and its not all like "Nice to meet you Seph...will you marry me?")

anything yaoi (im a 19 year old straight male...what do you expect!)

Im a pretty big fan of music so...

Stevie Ray Vaughn, Avengened Sevenfold, All that Remains, Everytime I Die, , Thrice, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Guns & Roses, Protest the Hero, The Rolling Stones, Slipknot, Eric Johnson, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Joe Walsh

and pretty much most classic rock...or anything except rap...im pretty open minded

bumper stickers that have become my philosiphies on life:

I dont have a problem with God, it's his fan clubs i can't stand

if you are what you eat, then im fast, cheap, and easy

your kid may be an honor student, but your still an idiot

keep honking, im reloading

shit happens

we have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart