This is that story that gets updated like once a year by an author who never reads reviews and can't be bothered to reread chapters before posting them. Read at your own peril.

Two people, three hearts: all that is needed to start the greatest love story ever. Prequel to 'Love in Unlikely Places'.

DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.

A collection of Master/Rose drabbles, some stand-alones and some tied in with 'Love in Unlikely Places' and 'How It All Began'...Yes it's AU! And if you have any requests leave me a review and let me know!

Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!

There was always a coal coloured mask or a vibrant curtain of make-up obscuring them, but when a face was finally added to a feeling, they knew that anything could happen. BatsyXJoker Oneshot

Batman breaks down in the aftermath of The Dark Knight. The Joker himself is witness to the death of Gotham’s only hope. AU. Slash. One-shot.

SLASH! Bats/Joker! The Joker's ever present grin was gone as he pulled the mask up slowly. The Joker finally gets Batman at his mercy and he has a little fun.

On the night of Christmas Eve, two opposing forces become one. Batman/Joker. A direct prequel to 'Intact' by Flattered By Mockery.

Sequel to 'Doesn't Share.' Beetlejuice's most precious memories are stolen, in some idea of divine retribution. What happens to Lydia when she summons him, not knowing he no longer remembers her? There's nothing protecting her from him now... Is there?

Attempt at a sequel to ST&NT. Hopefully three one-shots comprising of 1. Lydia trying to make new friends, 2. A Valentine's night date, and 3. Lydia visiting the Shocking Mall/Maul to find a gift for Beetlejuice. B pretty much gets ticked in all three.

WARNING! Completely AU and VERY OOC! The course of true love never does run smoothly and is always unexpected. What happens when the Master falls in love? Master/Rose!

An attempt at a sequel to, 'Only to Her.' Trick or treating with the Neitherworld's most sociopathic poltergeist... What better way for Lydia to celebrate Halloween, than with her best friend? Let's just hope nobody runs out of candy... Or worse.

Things change, the Afterlife goes on, and sometimes unlife throws a curve ball. AU after Season 1. GM

Revised. Not quite cartoon verse, will now be a three-shot. Just because he was nice to her, didn't mean he was a nice guy. Or safe. Or remotely sane. But as far as he's concerned, what she doesn't know, won't hurt her... Not if he can help it.

RYRO. Days after the incident on Alcatraz, Rogue finds herself at a deserted bus stop after running away from the mansion, feeling empty. Can she find her path towards emancipation with the help of an old friend? X3 spoilers.

There is no black or white; not even shades of gray. There are only differences in opinion. HPTR, VampireHarry, Time Travel, Dark themes. SEQUEL DISCONTINUED.

Lisa Reisert is afraid of more than flying. An unexpected encounter at an airport leads her life in a new direction. Jackson Rippner isn't afraid of anything – or so he thinks. My take on what we didn't get to see in the movie. First part in a trilogy. JL

Award winning! Completed. She tried to defy the compass, and ended up following her heart..leading her right into the waiting arms of the most unlikely pirate. A Captain Jack Elizabeth 4part fluff ficlet

It had all started with a simple question that just couldn't be answered without some thought. M for bad language... one or two swear words

Sequel to Red Eye Revelations. Jackson is in hospital, recovering from the gunshots. Lisa is unharmed, but barely hanging on. None of them can stop thinking about the events during and after the red eye flight to Miami.

Ryro. Rogue and Pyro talk about weddings, olive branches, and what it means to just be Marie and John. X3 spoilers. FINAL part up.

"I said I love you. Not like—like a sister loves her brother or a daughter loves her father. As a woman loves a man, Jack. I love you like that." After DMC. J&E.

JE. Elizabeth and the crew have just rescued Jack. Will Elizabeth be able to face both her guilt and her feelings for Captain Jack?