I'm the kind of girl who looks down at what she's wearing after someone told her 'I like your shirt.'

I'm the kind of girl who laughs at her own texts before sending it.

I'm the kind of girl sitting there, waiting for an answer to her text, realizing ten minutes later that she never actually sent it.

I'm the kind of girl who talks to everybody and say what she wants, but can't talk in front of an audience.

I'm the kind of girl who's really smart, but too lazy to show it.

I'm the kind of girl who laughs at the face on the TV when she pauses it.

I'm the kind of girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.

I'm the kind of girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idiot.

When you're sad, just remember that there's some idiot out there, pushing a door that says 'Pull'.

Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?

Not realizing how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone.

I was really shy and silent. That is until I met my best friend. Now, I'm loud, crazy, and always speak my mind. She created a monster.

Everyone's mature... Until they get on one of those 'spiny chairs'.

If I ever saw Justin Bieber, I'd walk up to him and say 'Never' before walking away.

Biggest lie: 'The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.'

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you are a mile away and you have their shoes

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

Yes...

I'm a girl

I read the text on a shampoo bottle.

I laugh at my own joke when I haven't even shared it.

I hate it when the wind messes up my hair.

I look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything.

I have to call my own phone to find it.

I check the time on my phone when I'm wearing a watch.

I turn my pillow around so I can sleep on the cold side.

I count how many hours of sleep I get when I go to bed late.

I run upstairs really fast like someone is trying to attack me.

I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing in the first place.

I walk into a room and forget why I am there.

I count on my fingers in math class.

I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave.

I hate hearing my voice in recordings.

I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.

I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember what letter comes next.

I pretend to be a fast typer by pressing random keys.

I do all of this ;P Copy and paste the ones you do too! :)

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache

When u open it, he collapses.

When he see's u reading it, he faints.

When he see's u living it, he flees.

And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.

I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)