My Completed Stories:

The Economic Power He Knows Not:

4/7/2017 Year One-Complete. Hufflepuff gets a new student in the form of an artistic Harry Potter. He has discovered that there's no oversight of the trading and selling of gold coins between the non-magical and magical worlds. He also spearheads a cultural and artistic revolution in order to bring back art, music, dance to Hogwarts.

4/21/2017 Year Two-Complete. Harry is back for another year at Hogwarts. This time he discovers that his parents did indeed have a will, a godfather wrongly imprisoned and that a certain meddling headmaster is responsible for his ending up at the Dursleys! When he, Hermione and the rest of the student body return to Hogwarts, they will have to deal with an incompetent Defense teacher and the mystery of the Chamber of Secrets. Harry continues to make art and introduces the public to a slightly modernized version of their "Old Magic" rituals.

5/2/2017 Year Three-Complete. It's the quiet before the storm so to speak. Harry reunites with his "Uncle" Remus Lupin, moves in with his godfather Sirius Black and becomes a Student Teacher for the new Magical Crafts and Arts program. He continues to build up his friends/family base and assists the Department of Mysteries with the mission he has tasked them to.

7/16/207 Year Four-Complete The Quidditch World Cup is happening this summer, as is the Tri-Wizard Tournament. How will Harry cope with directing the biggest Magical Crafts and Arts sideshow the magical world has ever seen? On top of all that, he has to deal with the resurrection of the most feared Dark Lord in recent memory and finally showing the magical world that you shouldn’t mess around with someone who knows the True Power of the Golden Rule!

The Potioneer's Assistant

9/15/2017 Complete. Follow Harry as he gets some early magical training from two of his primary school teachers (his Primary Three teacher 'Belinda Honeybloom' is a muggleborn and his Primary Five teacher, 'Robert Cody' is a Squib) who introduce him to the joy of Herbology, Potions, Runes, Arithmancy, Charms and the burgeoning world of computers. The journal they create operates like a modern tablet and utilizes a MSExcel database management system and is laid out in book format. Harry's primary antagonist will be (as usual) Albus Dumbledore who has his own vision for Harry's future. Severus Snape is a mentor and Hermione Granger is just a friend at this point (Year 1.)

Sight and Sound

1/2/2018 Complete: Ever wonder why Luna Lovegood always seems a bit... spaced out? She's a natural Magesight and can also Hear the Songs played by the Strings of Magic. In this story, we will follow Luna as she enters Hogwarts armed with two goals in life: 1) To bring music and art back within its walls; 2) To create a cryptomagizoological version of the famous Chocolate Frog Card Collection series; as well as make friends and turn what is generally assumed to be impossible on its head. How will Hogwarts and her students react when Luna shows up with a Phoenix as a familiar?

There Will Be No Foolish Wand Waving Book 1

12/3/2018 Complete: Petunia Evans always wanted to be just like Lily. The thought of learning magic would make her giddy with excitement. But as it turned out, the rejection letter from the headmaster of Hogwarts blew that dream out the window. What would've happened if the wife of the bookstore owner of Flourish and Blott's had taken a bit of pity and shown her that you didn't need a wand to do magic? How might have the First Wizarding War turned out then?

There Will Be No Foolish Wand Waving: Book 2 is currently being written. First chapter has just been posted (5/3/2019).

Crafting Magic

5/02/2019 Complete: Magic is more than just waving a stick and saying fancy words. Magic is about life and art. Magic is about the people one chooses to interact with. An artistic Harry Potter decides to live up to his last name and begins to craft some wonderful pottery and ceramic creations. At age 11, he discovers that not only is his work magical but so is he!

Where to begin? First off, I LOVE the Harry Potter series and some of the fan fiction spinoffs. I'm also a fan of Star Wars, Star Trek and the 1970's TV show M*A*S*H*. I'm also available for beta-ing!! All of my Harry Potter stories will have him sorted into Hufflepuff as I feel that house doesn't get nearly enough screen time as it should. That house covers nearly all the traits of the other three houses, it just doesn't rub in anyone's face. I'm also a virulent anti-Ron Weasley and anti-Albus Dumbledore writer. Ron is a fair-weather friend who just rubs me the wrong way in his laziness and jealousy of other people's accomplishments yet doesn't want to put in the effort to achieve his own goals. Dumbledore is a manipulative bastard who will indirectly cause pain, suffering or death in order to achieve his vision of the way the world ought to be.

I've always held that Dumbledore is an Evil Lord. It's just that he's an Evil "Light" Lord. He's so blinded by the Light-sided ideals of the so-called 'Greater Good' that he can't see or accept alternative ideas by other people. He's an educator of multiple generations of families so he knows all the players. He has and will make an introduction here, a comment there and people will fall over themselves to give "The Great Albus Dumbledore" whatever he wants while thinking it was their idea in the first place. His political and social star is fading and he HATES the idea that another could come along and supplant him, hence his manipulation of Harry's life.

Imagine walking into a bar and there are two other people in there. One is quietly sitting by himself ignoring everything else. The other is pounding a hammer on the bar screaming that he/she will kill the next person who walks in. Who are you going to pay attention to? In the meantime, the quiet one slips up from behind and slits your throat. That quiet one is Albus Dumbledore.

One thing I want to make very clear to all my readers and to those who I leave reviews to: I'm a stickler for proper spelling and grammar rules and regulations. If you're from an English-speaking country, there's NO EXCUSE for not knowing the rules! Take a class, read a textbook on spelling and grammar but DO SOMETHING! Groupings of "there, their and they're", "where and were" and "too and to" are my three biggest peeves. Another peeve of mine is the improper usage of punctuation. I've seen stories where a period is used when it should've been a question or exclamation mark.

I'm including a listing of abbreviations and a glossary of sorts to help those who get confused as I do with some of those Summary Tags such as EWE, OOC, etc. Not inclusive or complete!

AU: An abbreviation for an "Alternate Universe." Stories include Harry's parents still alive or Hermione Granger being a boy.

Bashing: A story that puts down, says derogatory things about or emphasizes the negative traits of a character or a group of characters.

BWL: Stands for 'Boy-Who-Lived.' It can refers to any male though it's usually Harry. If another boy is used, the story is AU in nature.

Canon: The original story as written by Rowling.

Crack (fic): A story so ridiculous or random that implies that it was written while the author was under the influence of drugs.

Crossovers: Two or more fandoms that are used to create a single story. Example: Harry Potter and Stargate SG-1.

Dark: Stories that explore the darker side of life. May include topics of rape, abuse, death or war. Characters may also literally join the dark side. Harry gets fed up or starts off on Voldemort's side and becomes a Death Eater.

Drabble: Short fan fiction of debatable length. Usually accepted to be about 100 words but can vary from as little as 50 words to upwards of 500 words and doesn't have a real plot.

EWE: Stands for "Epilogue? What Epilogue?" The story's ending is AU from canon and is usually written by the author's vision of "what happened next?"

Fanon: Refers to a common fact, plot or character element that is not mentioned in Rowling's books, the movies or by Rowling herself but is still generally accepted as facts by the fans. Examples include: Dreamless Sleep Potions are addictive or the Dursley's were physically abusive towards Harry while growing up.

Femslash: Lesbian relationships between female characters. Examples: Hermione/Luna or Parvati/Lavender.

Fluff: These stories tend to lack a plot and are cute and romantic in nature. There is generally no angst in these stories and usually prone to "happily ever after."

GWL: Stands for 'Girl-Who-Lived." Female version of stories about Harry.

Het: Heterosexual stories. The usual male/female pairings.

IC: Stands for "In Character." The character acts like they would in canon. Opposite to "OOC."

Lemon: scenes written that are very rude or sexual in nature. Sometimes age appropriate but not always.

Mary Sue/Gary Stu: A term used to describe a completely unrealistic original character. They are known to be the prettiest, smartest, most powerful, richest without any effort at all. All situations they are in eventually work out in their favor.

MPreg: Stands for 'Male Pregnancy.' Stories usually (but not always) include a slash pairing 'Male/Male' and are AU.

OC (aka OFC or OMC): An Original Character as written by the author that doesn't conform to canon. OFC is for females, OMC is for males.

OOC: Stands for 'Out Of Character.' Compare with 'IC.' Examples: A sweet and caring Dolores Umbridge or a sympathetic Draco Malfoy.

OTP: Stands for "One True Pairing." Couples are perfect for each other in just about every way possible. Examples: 'Harry/Hermione' or 'Draco/Pansy.'

Pairings: Refers to the main romantic relationship. They can be het, slash, femslash or any combination of such. Pairings are identified by a slash mark '/' between the names of the characters. Example: 'Neville/Luna' or a combination of the character's names, such as 'Drarry' (Draco/Harry).

Plot Bunnies: Short segments of a story idea that bounce and hops around in an author's mind. Written similar to a Drabble and used to flesh out an idea or topic. Author will sometimes use this method to query readers as to its feasibility.

PWP: Stands for "Plot? What Plot?" Ties in closely with Drabbles or Crack Fics. Stories have no plot and make you wonder about the author's sanity. Usually written about smut topics.

Slash: Homosexual based stories. Similar to 'Femslash' except that these are just Male/Male stories. Examples: 'Harry/Draco' or 'Harry/Severus Snape.' The dominant male is usually listed first. If there is no dominant male then the names are listed alphabetically.

Self Insert (SI): The author writes themselves into the story line. Most stories are AU although there are that follow canon and the SI is in the background as a narrator.

Smut: Stories that use sex as their main plot point. This site will actively remove stories that contain large amounts of smut if they are reported to the administrators!

Work in Progress:

'There Will Be No Foolish Wand Waving, Book 2' - Picking up after Petunia finds Harry on her doorstep. Will follow the next ten years.

'The Chamber of Contemplative Musings' This is where all my plot bunnies go to dance.