If you are Zoey, Dari or Crystal, f*ck off. I did NOT change the password to Zoey's YouTube account, I'm not that cruel.

Okay, got that out of my system. I'm going to be posting all of my stories over again, because Zoey was such a bitch and changed the password AND email to my old account. So, now she can't change anything on here because I changed my password. -_- Now I have to get all the info from my old account back some how...joy. -_-

Oh to get to my other account type in "A Bitch With No Life" and you'll get my stories. Horrible name, right? Bitches up there changed it. Well other than that, that's it for that. If you wish to review it, please message me on this account so I know. *sighs* I won't be able to get updates and I'm gonna check that account RARELY!

Well first off is that, my first story Accidental Love is the worst story I wrote and I'm annoyed at how poorly I wrote it. But that's what you get for your first try, right? I'm rewriting it completely so it'll be a lot better. My best friend machinabutterfly, (YouTube name) and I are working on the rewrite of it. I'm not going to upload Accidental Love, two reasons, one because I'm too lazy and two because it is being rewritten.

Okay now for the other story. My Life Turned into Tokyo Mew Mew is being rewritten as well. Not much is going to be done to it, it's going to be similar, just a few edits here and there. Hopefully that story will be better. It's being fixed up very, very, very slowly. Sorry.

I hate this. *sighs* This is irritating as hell. I'm having to fix this damn profile all over again! I had a LOT of things on there as well. I guess this is what you get for being their friend, they f*ck you over. If you try to be their friend, they'll hate you eventually. They say that I'm over-dramatic, selfish, cruel, and many, many other things. So, that's really it for that part.

You see my icon? My boyfriend the amazing person I love with all my heart!

Please don't rush me on writing, I have school, I roleplay a lot. I'm busy if you hadn't noticed.

Did you notice that Kisshu's name is wrong in the manga? They misspelled it!!! It's not Kish at all! Even though my stories say that, it's because I found out later on that it's wrong! So yeah, that's a bit of a shocker, huh?

Things to do to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham.
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "Hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them.
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"

I love those things, I must try to do some of them just because it would be funny! I'll do it when I'm not in my own state!!!! :3

Favorite Tokyo Mew Mew Pairings

KisshuxIchigo: I like this pairing because in the anime Masaya was ruined. He was more annoying than in the manga, he's so horrible. He's too perfect, waaaaaaaaaaaaay too nice, and just plain annoying. So, that's really it.

KisshuxMe: Just look at my name and you'll see why.

PaixLettuce: Like in True Colours profile, they are both shy in a sense and they would work out perfectly.

RyouxZakuro: In the anime they seemed to have more chemistry. They are both around the same age, they both seem to understand each other, I think it works.

MasayaxDeep Blue: Yeah, I don't like Masaya if you haven't noticed.

MintoxNo one: I hate Minto. Simple as that.

Yeah, well I is happy right this weird moment. I might make a rp that I'm doing with a friend into a fanfiction. Depends on of the person lets me. Knowing her, she will! She's epic like that! Oh and when I write please tell me what is good and what's bad. I'm wanting to improve so I can become a manga artist, as well as write my own manga. So if you can see some bad parts in my stories PLEASE tell me. Thanks!!!

Well, let's see...what else do I have to say...? Well, I'm gonna say that I pretty much SUCK at writing. I really need some help. Oh and if you liked my work before, sorry about losing it. Blame Zoey. -_- I'll try to get writing soon. I might not upload the stories that I had before, dunno though...

Oh yeah, now for some copy and pastes that I make up, or at least I think I did lols.

Copy and paste if you are completely insane.

Copy and paste if you like cheese and put your name on the list: KISSHU IS MINE I CLAIMED HIM

Copy and paste if you are completely weird.

Copy and paste if you roleplay with a lot of people at once and add your name to the list: KISSHU IS MINE I CLAIMED HIM

Copy and paste if you stay up until about 9pm and try to write a story or just a bunch of random shit to put on your profile and add your name: KISSHU IS MINE I CLAIMED HIM

Copy and paste if you are tired at the moment. (Wow what the hell is wrong with me?)

Copy and paste if you talk to yourself, especially when you can't decide on something. (I do that all the time...)

Copy and paste if you have ever had your heart broken. (Sadly that's happened before. :( Damn emotions)

Copy and paste if you absolutely hate emotions and think of them as f*king bitches. (Yep.)

Copy and paste if you ever lost all of your friends and they start calling you a bitch. (-_-)

Copy and paste if you have ever bought something off the TV because you could. (Yep, had my gram do so!)

Copy and paste if like being random.

Copy and paste if this is getting annoying.

Copy and paste if you want to be with Kisshu for the rest of your life. (Back off Kisshu fangirls, he's mine)

Copy and paste if you get your ideas from roleplays/boredom/or all of the above.

Copy and paste if you are completely bored out of your mind and are writing things just to make your profile longer.

Copy and paste if you LOOOO*goes on for 5 months*OOOOOOOOOVE Pokemon! Add your name: KISSHU IS MINE I CLAIMED HIM

Copy and paste if you LOOOOOOOOO*goes on for 5 years*OOOOOOOOOOOVE Tokyo Mew Mew. Add your name: KISSHU IS MINE I CLAIMED HIM

Copy and paste if you have OCFD (Obsessive Complusive Fangirl Disorder).

Copy and paste if you have a YouTube account.

Copy and paste if you have to destroy the Twilight books just because they are getting WAAA*goes on for about 20 years*AAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much f*king drama for NO f*king reason whatsoever.

Copy and paste if you want to destroy Edward or Jacob or any of the other guy characters, with a flamethrower and laugh evilly.

Copy and paste if you want to be able to destroy Masaya Aoyama because he annoys and pisses you off. Add your name to the list: KISSHU IS MINE I CLAIMED HIM

Copy and paste if you love to rp to the point where people are getting annoyed waiting for you to respond, please add your name to the list: KISSHU IS MINE I CLAIMED HIM

Copy and paste if you have one favorite song that fits you personally and love to play it all the time.

Copy and paste if you love to annoy people by playing the most annoying sound over and over again until the person takes, whatever you are using to make the sound, away from you. Add your name and tell what you used and how long it took: KISSHU IS MINE I CLAIMED HIM, I used the "Easy Button" for about an hour nonstop on my grandmother. It took her long enough lols.

Copy and paste if you are so obsessed with Tokyo Mew Mew, that you try to find a way to get into the show/manga and be with a character. (I actually think I'm in the show sometimes. lols)

Copy and paste if you are one of the fangirls that will try to destroy other fangirls of the guy that you love. (Back off bitches, Kisshu's mine. Got it? *has flamethrower* I will f*king kill you if you touch my Kisshu.)

Copy and paste if you like the song, "Fireflies" and are listening to it right at the moment for NO reason whatsoever.

Copy and paste if you live in your own little world and hate it when people try to take you out of it.

Copy and paste if you would try to confuse someone just to see their reaction.

Copy and paste if you say random food items whenever someone asks you, "Hey, how you doing?" state the food item you say and add your name to the list: KISSHU IS MINE I CLAIMED HIM, I say "POTATOES" usually.

Copy and paste if you are still reading these stupid copy and paste things.

Copy and paste if you have too much time on your hands and are reading this just because you can and have nothing better to do.

Copy and paste if you love what you are doing at the moment.

Copy and paste if you are planning on making a fandub of your favorite anime.

Copy and paste if you love making fun of characters of your favorite anime.

Copy and paste if you are so bored that you are actually reading this and are actually copying and pasting all this shit.

Copy and paste if you have no life and are actually amused by how often I'm adding this shit. Please add your name to the list so I can know! Oh and please tell me if you do!!! I want to see how many people are actually doing this!!!!

Copy and paste if you actually like reading my crappy profile/fanfictions or anything of mine in general lols.

Copy and paste if you have a deviantArt account.

Copy and paste if these are getting annoying. :3

Copy and paste if you use "text talk" sometimes. NOT all the time!! NOT!!!

Copy and paste if you HAVE to use proper grammar all the time.

Copy and paste if these statements make little to NO sense.

Copy and paste if I'm getting really freaking reapiditive.

Copy and paste if you can't spell that well and are freaking proud of it!! YAY FOR HORRIBLE SPEELING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Copy and paste if you hate at least 4 people and those 4 people hate you also. (Yep, names are "HanonVoice" on YouTube, Zoey (real name), Crystal (again real name), and Dari (Yep you guessed it, real name as well) So yeah, they all pretty much hate my guts and I hate all of them.)

Copy and paste if you are getting bored. (Yep, I is.)

Copy and paste if you like some classes in school and are in school now and hate it at the same time.

Copy and paste if you are a Junior in high school.

Copy and paste if you are on PokeFarm.org and are loving it!!!

Copy and paste if you have a Skype account.

Copy and paste if you are completely bored out of your mind and are STILL reading this shit and are STILL copying and pasting this!!!

Copy and paste if you like "Invader ZIM"

Copy and paste if you like to watch nothing but cartoons for days on end.

Copy and paste if you blush a lot and can't stand it sometimes.

Copy and paste if you LOVE "Hello Kitty" and thought that she was American and not Japanese! (I did, but I KNEW she wasn't even though she seems it!!)

Copy and paste if you have some perverted friends but you love them anyways. (Yep, this guy named Nicky is so funny and perverted. But that's what makes him, him.)

Copy and paste if you ever heard someone say something that was wrong and tried to fix it but only ended up making it worse. (Yeah my ex did that like a MILLION times lols)

Copy and paste if you have ever done a "facepalm" in real life.

Copy and paste if you have a VERY extremely thick skull, the bone not figuritively.

Copy and paste if you have ever gotten so bored that you started headbutting the wall just to do something. (I did that when I had a state test and I was done but I couldn't draw or anything. I was next to a wall and just started headbutting it to not be bored. I actually got a bump and was bleeding, and the funny part is it didn't even hurt!!)

Copy and paste if you like being so bored that you actually really read long profiles just for the hell of it.

Copy and paste if you have no life other than on the computer.

Okay, I think that's enough for now, what do you think? I think that's enough for now. If I think of more then I'll write them. Now onto some facts that I bet you didn't know about me!

I am 16 at the moment, (Tuesday, September 7th, 2010), and I'm proud of it! I don't act 16 mostly because of my past. Please don't ask about it. I don't want to explain it. I am a horrible writer in my opinion, I can draw okay, I'm not the best. I'm about 5 feet, I come from a bunch of short people. My mom is about 4 foot 10 or so inches, her mom is about an inch taller...yeah short ass people! My aunts are about the same height as the other two. That's only on my mom's side of the family, I have no idea what my dad's side is since he's adopted. A quick past to tell you, they were both abusive and treated me like I was worthless. So you can tell why I don't want to talk about it, okay? Thanks! :3

Okay so now onto some other facts. My longest relationship up to this day has been with my first boyfriend, we were together over 2 years. And today, (Tuesday, September 7th, 2010) we broke up. We were drifting apart, but we are still friends. He's a really nice guy, he's funny, weird, perverted, kind, and all sorts of other things.

Now onto some other things that aren't all that important in my life. I have a cat who is insane and named Magnum. I didn't name him, I got him at the shelter and he was named already. He's orange and a major pain in the ass. I have a rabbit who is brownish and sort of a cinnimon color. His name is Alex, I got him from my bus driver who thought she had two female rabbits. Yeah you get what happened lols.

I'm kinda bored of typing, o.o holy shit. Did I just say that?!!!! O_O *faints* I normally love typing, why the hell would I hate it? Oh yeah maybe it's because I haven't got anything else to say at the moment lols. So that's gonna be it for a while.

So well let's see there's something that I gotta say. If you hate me because I act like a child then go away. I'm not gonna change just to make you happy, I'm going to be who I wanna be. Hopefully you guys will understand because I'm happy with who I am.

I have a boyfriend who is epicful! He's mine and if any girl tries to take him away, you're gonna have a steal baseball bat for dinner. Well that's it. nya~