I am not dead, I have just been busy planning and DMing my current sessions, which will turn into the new story I will post on here once I hash out the details with my collaborator(s). Sorry for not updating in quite literally forever, I haven't forgotten at all! I just lost the motivation for that story.

My laugh will send chills down your spine.

What do you mean this is supposed to have more information about me? Why would I want to put that here? Quiet you! You have no say in what I do! What do you meant you are me, I am me, and that must make you not me. Oh fine.

I have recently come back to my childhood obsession of Pokemon and my overall of video games. I believe that living life with sanity is too boring and prefer to take a more unique approach. I started this profile to tell authors whose stories I like my thoughts on them through PM (I personally hate reviewing unless forced to because I hate putting things in the eyes of the public, LIKE THIS. I hate you still. NO, YOU'RE NOT ME!!! STOP THAT.) You could say I have an obsession with Eevee, but then I would wholeheartedly agree with you and join you with laughing at myself.

I am sad to say, if you like my story and have found it and have gotten this far through reading my profile, that the Spring semester at college is hitting me like a SR71 Blackbird. This combined with many hours a week at work, projects, meetings, and raiding with my World of Warcraft gui... STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! Can't you just leave me alone! SHESH! guild, it eats up a lot of my time.

Another, more recent, reason that I joined is because I want to improve my writing. I have been passable as a writer in the past, but I knew I could improve. So the story(ies) I post on here are my side projects from programming and mathematics to improve my ability to write.

The voices in my head say thanks for reading, while I say enjoy the time you have. Free time is nice when you have it and missed when you don't! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT, PUT IT AWAY! WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THE ROCKETS FOR THAT!? You know what, I don't want to know. People probably think we are insane, I swear.

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Credit goes to EeveeInHeat for the ASCII Art.