ShoeGoilhide bio
Author has written 13 stories for Newsies. I am an NML Super Oldie. I was born in 1982. I give you permission do the math. I have way too much fun writing parodies and what I think are humorous stories. Most of these stories? Utter rot, I totally admit to it. But at least people have seemed to appreciate them, and at least it means i was writing, which can never be a bad thing, no matter how goofy the outcome. I am also officially an award-winning author, thanks to Stress's 2006 NML ff awards. 1st place: Best Humor for "My Mother the Newsie Freak" |
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The Perfect Day by Morning Glory Conlon reviews
What does it mean to have a perfect day? The weather, the luck, the passion, your loved one, or your passion? One shot, I haven't written in 10 years. I'm a little rusty.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2017 - Jack K., OC - Complete
He Had it Coming by part deux reviews
Formerly: Justified -- It was a murder but not a crime. SarahxSpot, Sarah POV.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,629 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sarah J., Spot C.
Gents and Dames by studentnumber24601 reviews
Jack left Sarah waiting at the altar and disappeared for a decade. Now back in New York, it's David's forgiveness he wants--but has to earn. Meanwhile, Race has gambling debts he can't pay, and Blink... Well, he's changed. Guys & Dolls fusion. Slash. Done
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,752 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Racetrack H., Jack K. - Complete
We All Fall Down by KO-Crossed reviews
He wanted more. More of Brooklyn for himself, not just a rag tag bunch of street kids who sold newspapers and shined shoes. They may have been the sweat and tears of the city, but Spot wanted more than that. He wanted her heart.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Spot C.
History Repeats by Stretch1 reviews
Seven NMLers find themselves, like in so many fics, back in time. However, this isn't Newsies, and it sure as heck ain't a musical. 1899 seems to slap them in the face with reality as they have to accomplish several goals, all while losing their identitie
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,957 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007
How I Spent My Summer Vacation by studentnumber24601 reviews
Modern day newsies at summer camp. Will wacky hijinks ensue? Gee, ya think? COMPLETE.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 237,546 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/4/2003 - David J., Jack K. - Complete
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous by Morning Glory Conlon reviews
Preps, Jocks, Bad Boys, Rich, and the Famous! Jordan's a prep, Fulton's a bad boy, Portman feels like he is losing his friend, but a car accident caused by two varsity players brings some closer and pushes others away. rewrite of a 2002 fic
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
Voices by onesongofglory reviews
Crutchy's starting to hear voices. And they aren't all good.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007
I'll Be Home For Christmas by Tiny Timb reviews
It's 10 years after the strike and everyone has moved on with their lives. Crutchy comes down with a severe case of pneumonia that threatens his life, bringing everyone back together for the holidays. Will it mean more family, or more foes?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,467 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Mistress Mary, Quite Contrary by Underwhelmed reviews
Bumlets finds a beautiful young lady named Mary Sue in an alley. But that couldn't possibly have anything to do with the sudden wave of newsboy deaths, could it? [Cowriten by studentnumber24601 and TheSecondBatgirl. Contains mockery and slash.]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Racetrack H., Kid Blink
LOST by stress reviews
How can you connect in an age where strangers, landlords, lovers, your own blood cells betray? – Rent [AU, Newsies adaptation of RENT] CH 13: Sunny Santa Fe would be nice...
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,415 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Jack K., David J.
Interpretation: Lunch by princat reviews
Perception is in the eye of the beholder. Jayne makes lunch for River.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Fall From Grace by Stretch1 reviews
After years of destroyed consciences, Dusk and Relic struggle for redemption when old evils haunt their every move. (R later for language)
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 3/2/2005
Unobtrusive by SakiSaki reviews
Snitch’s foot is like any other foot, except it’s a foot that I’ve been acquainted with on a fairly regular basis. It’s the foot of a friend.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Itey, Snitch - Complete
Something Beautiful by Snape No Koibito reviews
Racetrack tells a jumbled up fairy tell to the younger newsies. You have to read it; it's kinda hard to explain it. Funny stuff though, promise!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2002
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My Mother, the Newsie Freak reviews
The year is 2024 and Sammy discovers her mother's online Newsie identity while staying at her Grandparent's house. A look at the everabiding quality of Newsies and the longlasting effects of being an NML member
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 12/19/2006
The Mighty Mister Kelly reviews
On their way to recruit the girls of the Bottle Alley Lodging House, Davey and Jack discuss what it means to be GiantSlayers. [BALH contest entry. oneshot]
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - David J., Jack K. - Complete
The Library Book reviews
Skittery demands Olivia give him back the library book. She doesn't have it. Why can't they EVER talk civilly to each other? [Modern, written for BPLH contest]
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Skittery - Complete
You're Too Late, Indigo reviews
A wierd dream haunts Indigo. Written for the Battery Park LH A Day in the Life contest. Includes guest apperances by Skittery, Livia, and Locket.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Skittery
David's Apple reviews
David swipes an apple. An inner monologue ensues as he struggles to understand his meaning and purpose. [written for STROGUE's fic contest]
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/1/2007 - David J., Jack K. - Complete
Livid Olivia and Skeptical Skittery reviews
Skittery and Olivia are two of the most cynical newsies in Manhattan. Watch as their tempers flare and sparks fly. Based on a RP by Morning Glory and ShoeGoil. It will eventually have two endings, since MG and I couldn't agree on the ending. lol
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Skittery
Indigo Goes Girl Crazy reviews
The newsies don't like the way Stress, Glory and Rogue give Indigo too much attention. But is it his fault that he's passionate about poetry and has eyes that make girls swoon? It's not like he'd take advantage...[Battery Park Quotes contest 1st place]
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Jack K., Skittery - Complete
The Follies Girl reviews
A conversation between a grandaughter and her grandmother about hats, Medda Larkson, and tough times. [written for Stretch's 'a picture is worth 1000 words' ff contest]
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Spot's Haircut reviews
Spot oneshot written after I had a conversation with Locket, fellow NMLer. Yet another goofy story by me!
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
I'm Dreaming of a Davey Christmas reviews
This is what would happen if the movie took place during Christmas instead of during Summer, and if Disney generously let Denton sing his own love song solo. DaveyDenton
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Bryan D., David J. - Complete
Crutchy's Tuesday Night with The Mayor's Daughter reviews
After the loverly things Kid Blink sang about The Mayor's Daughter, Crutchy just has to meet her and see her for himself. This'll spoil it: Slash humor
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Kid Blink, Mush - Complete
Medda's Revenge: Who's the Disney 'IT' Girl? reviews
Medda Larkson's wrath with Disney's High School Musical leads to a crossmovie romp, costarring Denton, Sharpay, Ryan, and special guest stars Annette and Frankie from Beach Party
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Bryan D., Sarah J. - Complete
Cassie's Adventure in Santa Fe reviews
A delightful MarySue Epic in which Cassie finds herself back in time in Santa Fe, where Jack Kelly is trying to save up enough money to go back to New York City. It's rather hilarious. And don't worry, it's funny on purpose. Teensyweensy slash joke
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Jack K., Racetrack H. - Complete