In this incredible installment in the Night in the Woods series, Mae is conscripted by a force beyond her comprehension in a fight against everyone's one true enemy: the gays.

In this ligneous installment in the Sonic franchise, Sonic accomplishes his secret desire that he has hidden for all these years: the longing to be a tree. Miles "Tales" Prower assists.

In this juicy installment in the Undertale series, Frisk enjoys a day at school, set a few years after the monsters have left the Underground and made the surface world a true utopia.

In this titillating installation in the Sherlock series, Watson launches an expedition into the bowels of his deepest and closest friend. But are there ulterior motives behind this seemingly loving act?

In this scandalous tale, Sora gives birth to his and Goofy's love child while recalling the horrible events of the Vietnam war. Surprise fan cameo at the end!

In this exhilarating installment in the Zootopia franchise, Nick Wilde becomes an ant hill. Judy Hopps checks up on him. Finnick is in there too, somewhere.

In this exhilarating episode of the Pokemon franchise, Ash Ketchum goes to the Ed Gein Memorial Orphanage to catch one of the hardest to acquire Pokemon of all: the Orphanmon.

In this thrilling installment in the Naruto series, Naruto kills Sakura and makes her into mellified man, a traditional Eastern medicine which is made by placing a recently dead body in a coffin of honey for a number of years.

In this exciting installment in the Harry Potter universe, Harry Potter becomes a clown god and kills everyone at Hogwarts. That is why the title is Harry Potter Becomes a Clown God and Kills Everyone at Hogwarts.

Yo, I have absolutely no knowledge of Warrior Cats except that they are cats, that they form clans, and they fight a lot. So I decided that I would write the best Warrior Cats fanfiction this world has ever seen. There's another summary in the story itself, so read that one, too. Or don't. Also, shit, there's a character called Egg? That's dumb.