In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...

Shepard vows not to shave his beard until the Reapers are defeated. But some beards are too powerful for any one man to wield, as his crew discovers to their horror.

A series of mini fics, my take on what Garrus and Tali's friendship, if you could call it that, could have been like in Mass Effect. Starting with the first game and plowing on to the third. Friendship now maybe possible Romance later.

Shala'Raan, after receiving and odd video regarding Tali takes her concerns to Rael'Zorah. In the video, Tali is firing up her team before the mission to Haestrom the way Commander Shepard did for all those really important missions during her Pilgrimage, with a good old-fashioned spirit-boosting speech. Inspired by Inglourious Basterds, a oneshot spoof for your reading pleasure.

Jack and Arcee find shelter with an odd ally while they are fleeing from Airachnid. Who knows what haunts the back roads of our highway system?

It's just infatuation. It has to be. Not even her luck could be so bad as to have her Sparkmate be a human who's little more than a child. Arcee/Jack

You may claim to hate Cerberus, Cerberus, but we all know actions speak louder than words... and your words aren't that persuasive either. Or:Proof Kelly Chambers should lay off the anime.

Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.

My take on the butcher of Torfan through the events of Mass Effect. Chapter 2 is up.

Shepard slipped up. Mistake. Fatality. And now TIM is wondering what to do. Dedicated to BumbleBeePixie, who left a review and altered my mind.

Just a little one shot inspired by the ME3 Trailer.

A tragedy fic, based on my musings after watching the Mass Effect 3 Trailer. One-shot.

Carmen and Indy cooperate on a heist, but Carmen is severely hurt- and her pride won't let her tell. One swear word, a little look at mortality, but not too angsty.

A reinterpretation of the final scenes of the film. One-shot.

Just what is the machine spirit? Oneshot.

Short Oneshot. It's about time indeed...

“What have they done to you?” she whispered, putting her hand against the glass. set in the new movie!verse

A professional thief vs. a man who makes a profession of finding things... Just a fun oneshot. I forgot to put a disclaimer inside... I own nothing but a red hat and coat.

Ever try compromising, sweetheart? - Cooper, call me sweetheart again and I'll kick you out of this air vent. Carmelita finds herself in a rather compromising position with her favorite felon-- Sly Cooper. / sly.carm, of course /

While Renamon detested the feeling of being 'fluffy'... she had to admit the after incentives had their perks.

He loved his tail, but it really got in the way of work sometimes.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.