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Joined 09-10-10, id: 2533429, Profile Updated: 06-29-12
Author has written 14 stories for Gallagher Girls, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Heist Society, Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater, and Mortal Instruments.

Here's some stuff about me that you probably don't really care about.

Favorites

Music: Panic! At The Disco, Taking Back Sunday, The Killers, Evanesence, Adele, Relient K, Brandon Flowers and some other stuff

Books: Maximum Ride, The Hunger Games, Whisper, The City Of Ember, Gallagher Girls, The Mortal Instruments, Artemis Fowl, Inkheart, Unearthly by Cynthia Hand, The Infernal Devices, 13 Reasons Why, Anything by Maureen Johnson, John Green's books, The Outsiders and That Was Then, This is Now by S.E. Hinton

Movies: Tangled (I saw it with my best friend Emily!), A Walk To Remember, Up, HP7 part 1, Hp7 p2

TV Show: Doctor Who

Instrument: Guitar

Colors: Purple and Black

RANDOM TESTTTT!!

Whats the last book you read? The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

What's on your TV right now? One Tree Hill

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? I told my dad that my day went pretty good

Where are you? In my room

What was the last thing you ate? hotdog

What's your personality like? Awkward and sometimes I start to ramble and talk really fast and scare people.

What was the last thing you thought? That I need to fix my nails

What was the last thing you dreamed and when? I don't remember. I don't dream very often.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? I would save a good bit of it, but I would also spend a lot of money on books and music.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? A pencil

What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? Nothing besides this answer.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 19 and find the second paragraph. What is it? I don't have a book.

What's it like being you? I don't know how to answer that.

What are your thoughts on writing? I absolutely love it and it means everything to me.

How tall are you? About 5 feet and 3 inches.

What book are you currently reading? To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Well, what do you like reading? I love reading lots of things, but I loathe mushy romance novels.

What music are you listening to? You're So Last Summer by Taking Back Sunday

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? mockingjay.net

What was the last thing you cooked? I don't cook

What color are the walls of the room you are in? Beige.

Do you know who the governor of your state is? Yeah

Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup.

How many different programs are on your computer right now? Not a lot.

What is the weather like? HOT! It's like 100 degrees right now. Stupid South.

Are you going on vacation this summer and where? I went to the beach.

Anything else? Not really, besides the fact that I'm kinda strange.

What's your favourite article of clothing? I'll have to name three. My skinny jeans, my hoodie and my black suede slouchy boots. I love all three soooo much.

Who is the most special person to you? I don't think I could choose.

What's your favourite childhood memory? Hm, I don't know. I don't have very many.

Scariest moment of your life? When a tornado came within a few miles of my house.

One word that would best describe you? Unique. I'm very strange.

What is your favorite month in the summer? June

What's your favorite number? 52

What does your name mean? I don't remember. I forget.

What does your user name mean: I don't know.

What is your favorite Disney movie? The Little Mermaid

What made you smile today? My ridiculous and amazing friends. I don't know what I'd do without them.

Last thing you said out loud? I already told you.

Last rainbow you saw? I saw one the other day on the way to school

Do you want a hair cut? Nope I'm growing it and putting layers in it

Are you musically inclined? I guess.

Have you ever been in a fight? Sort of, but only with my sister.

Anything else interesting happen to you in your life? Nothing, really.

What is your favorite outfit? My skinny jeans and an oversized shirt with light green stripes on it, and my slouchy boots. Also, this black sweater dress with white snow flakes and tights and black boots. Never worn it really, though.

If you could chose the dumbest thing you've ever said, what would it be? I don't know. I say a lot of dumb things.

A big secret you'd like to share with the world? Not really.

Hottest Fictional Guys

-Maximum Ride-

Fang and Iggy

-Hunger Games-

Peeta

-Heist Society-

Hale

-Gallagher Girls-

Zach and Grant

-Mortal Instruments-

Jace

-Infernal Devices-

Will and Jem

My Favorite People

My best friend Kensley (DeathSpark)

My best friend Nicky (starchameleon)

My best friend Andrea

My whole family

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile!

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too

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(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

How stupid people think we are:

DONT BELIEVE STEREOTYPES

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think i'm better.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Funny Stuff:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

When he catches you looking at him, just remember that means that he was looking back.

The voices in my head don't like you.

Love your enemies, it really annoys them.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well, I've got news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

If you're random and proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll EVER meet.

Sometimes when I say "oh, I'm fine." I want someone to look me in the eye and say "Tell me the truth."

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain.

Teddy bears don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you've got.

True friends are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget.

It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but harder to walk away when it's all you've ever wanted.

I'm going to smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream and pretend it's not hurting me.

I don't run away from you. I walk away slowly and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me.

True love is when you shed tears and still want him, it's when he ignores you and you still loves him, It's when he loves another girl and you say you're happy for them, but you just cry...cry...cry.

I'm 99% sure he doesn't like me. It's the 1% that keeps me hanging on.

I'm the girl who tries not to like and just ends up falling harder.

I'm a straight-in-your-face kind of girl, but I'll respect your personal bubble. (Mostly.)

I love music, but, well there is no but in that situation.

I hate cigarettes, but I won't hate you if you don't.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Halloween: the one day your parents let you stay out after dark, dress like a weirdo, and get candy from strangers.

If you have ever read a 250 book in less than a day, copy and paste this into your profile. (390 pages in three hours Mockingjay)

Cancer:

.••) .•).•.•) .•)
(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer.


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Life Goes On by M. Darling reviews
A Mockingjay epilogue of sorts, compiled of vignettes. Rated for angst, mild language, and Haymitch.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,295 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Fun on AIM by LowenLauLau reviews
just some conversations between Gallagher girls and Blackthorne boys. will zammie love each other? involves bikinis, holidays, swearing, overprotectivness and more random stuff. give it a try xx
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
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A Tale of Two Species reviews
A series of one-shots about Magnus and Alec throughout the series. I am definitely open to requests and ideas for one-shots. The title is a joke, by the way.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
After The Fall reviews
SPOILERS FOR CITY OF LOST SOULS This starts off as a post-breakup Malec story,but will later have more focus on the rest of the TMI gang. I'll be updating as much as I can, but school can get pretty hectic. Please read & review.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A Very Malec Christmas reviews
This is a one-shot I wrote for one of my friends as a Christmas present and she told me I should put it on here.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Lost and Found reviews
Takes place during Linger. This started with a 'What If', but I won't say more because of spoilers.
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sam, Grace
Our Way reviews
In Catching Fire What if Peeta wasn't lying? How much would change? Disclaimer: I don't own the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A Summer on AIM reviews
This is my first story on ! What happens when things start heating up between spies during the summer? Please read & review! Disclaimer: I don't own Gallagher Girls! :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010
Unexpected Conflict reviews
After Hale comes home from short trip to Italy, Kat gives him a shock. Possible Spoilers for Uncommon Criminals!
Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Kat B., W.W. Hale
The Boy With The Bread and The Girl from The Seam reviews
What would've happened between Katniss and Peeta if it weren't for the Games? Read and find out. Please review! You get a virtual cookie if you do.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Set Up reviews
Cinna's reaction to the Quell announcement. Read and review!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Cinna
Promises reviews
Fang keeps leaving. Everyone keeps making and breaking promises. What does this mean for the flock? Please R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Fang, Max
Remember reviews
MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS! Series of one shots about Katniss and Peeta and their kids. I'll take requests for chapters and I'll do some of my own.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Don't Be Scared reviews
Max and Fang are having a baby. This means plenty of drama for the flock. What could possibly go wrong? T for safety. A songfic in the first chapter.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Fang, Max
It Can't Be reviews
A songfic with Just A Dream by Nelly. Zach comes around turning Cammie's life upside down. What happens?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Do you Love Me? reviews
Zach notices that Cammie has been distant recently. Why? We'll find out soon. Are Zach and Cammie facing trouble in their relationship? We'll see. A songfic with Mike Posner's song, "Baby Please Don't Go. Please R&R. May have more chapters in the future.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.