My name is Kai.

I'm Mexican. VIVA MEXICO and tacos...

I'm Female.

I'm an anime freak... Lover...

CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YAOI!!

My favorite anime/manga are (not in order)

D. gray-man!! (im obsessed!!)

Gundam Wing!! (taking back old school!! love DUO MAXWELL!!)

Kuroshitsuji!! (saddist thing in the world! I actually cried at the end of the anime!)

Naruto

Death Note (rai-chan is too cute not to be evil!! lol)

X/1999 (Its just awsome!)

Tsubasa Chronicle (kuro-chan and fai!!)

Gorgeous Carat

Hell Girl

Trinity Blood (I want to suck your blood! j/k)

Gundam Seed/ Gundam Seed Destiny/ Gundam 00 (LOVE IT!!)

Hitman Reborn

Hetalia Axis Powers

Yami no matsuei

Vampire knight

Princess Princess

W Juliet

Tokko

Bleach

Beyblade (Kai is so cute though he stole my name jejeje)

Ouran High School Host Club

Card Captors Sakura

FAKE

Earthian

Inuyasha

Fullmetal Alchimest

Ergo Proxy

Loveless

Gravitation

Code Geass

Tactics

.Hack/ series

Blood +

yuyu hakusho

HELLSING!! (pure gory-awsomeness)

papa to kiss in the dark

etc... (It's a very long list)

Fav. Music

Rock!

Consist of Metallica, The Mars Volta, AC/DC(Don't you just love back in black?), Tool, Godsmack, Adema, Marilyn Manson (though he's kinda kooko), Hurt, Velvet Revolver, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, A perfect cirlce, Korn, Pink Floyd, Alice in Chains, Three Days Grace, Army of Anyone, Linkin Park, Chevelle, Deftones, Lacuna Coil, Disturbed, Evanescence, Drowning Pool (Some songs, like Let the Bodies Hit the Floor), Kidney Thieves, Gackt, Flyleaf, Rob Zombie, Mudvayne, My Chemical Romance (Eventhough is not metal), Slipknot, OMG!! I can't believe I almost forgot System of a Down! And ZZ Top. Thats about all I can remember.

WOW! I rememebred all that! I usually can't rememeber anything! Like what i ate this morning or what color underwear I'm wearing! jeje!

As you can tell I'm not a very serious person... Most of the time. I just don't understand why some people walk with sticks up their a... Lighten up people! Look at me!

Favorite Quotes

"Ush..." (By ME!)

"The reason some people are still here is because its illegal to shoot them." (I don't remember where i heard this one, but i like it. jeje)

"Do what I tell you to do, just don't do what I do" (my dad... I wonder what he does?)

"... dobe" (Guess who! SASUKE-KUN!)

"Usuratonkachi" (Sasuke, or better known to me as UKE-CHAN!)

"... teme" (NARUTO!)

" You must of been high. HIGH! HIGH!" (Tool- The Pot) (I dedicated this song to my friend... Where ever you are, probably home, don't hurt me!)

"How troublesome" and "What a drag" (Shikamaru)

"ATHRUN!!" Kira Yamato... jeje you gotta love him

"KIRA!!" Athrun Zala... you gotta love him too... jeje

"MOYASHI!!" my beloved yuu-chan

"Bitch give me back my shit!" ME!! (I told this boy once cuz he told my worksheet to copy it. I TOLD HIM!! jeje.

"People say I'm wierd, but I just tell them that being normal is overrated." ME!!

Quick joke... So this guy tells his wife "Honey, tell me something that will get me happy but pissed off at the same time" She respond "Okay, well you got the biggest dick out of all your friends!"

I have more but I need to rememeber them. jeje.

Favorite Pairings (I LOVE YAOI!! not in order) (seme/uke)

Kaname/Kanda! (PURE AWSOMENESS!! FELL IN LOVE CUZ OF A CERTAIN LIL FANFIC THAT NEEDS UPDATING!!)

Cross/Kanda (-thinks about them together and faints-)

Sebastian/Ciel

Heero/Duo (opposites attract)

Zechs/Duo (-nosebleed- the hair couple!!)

Trowa/Duo

Trieze/Duo

Wufei/Duo

Zero/Kaname

UK/Japan

US/Japan

Greece/Japan

Russia/Japan (though i havent read any fanfics of this couple... sadness)

Lockon/Tieria

Setsuna/Tieria

Kurogane/Fai

Itachi/ Sasuke (I love Uchihacest)

Neji/ Sasuke (so alike that they are perfect together)

Gaara/ Sasuke

Naruto/ Sasuke

Kakashi/ Sasuke

Kabuto/Sasuke

Kakashi/Iruka

Naruto/Hinata

Kiba/Hinata (I like this pairing better than with naruto cuz naruto has to go with Uke-chan! jeje or Gaara-panda-kun)

Gaara/Naruto

I like Sasuke being the Uke but sometimes its okay to have him Seme... Sometimes. Well not really. Come on people! sasUKE!! its in his freaking name!! jeje!

Cain/ Abel (Trinity Blood)

Rei/Kai (come on kai is SO uke material if u think bout it. plus with kai's past he needs someone to protect him for a change)

Brooklyn/kai (two geniuses fighting for dominance! -drool-)

Miguel/Kai

Tala/kai (tala is one of the people that knows kai the best)

Allen/kanda (yu-chan is too girly and prettyful to be seme!)

Tyki/Kanda (too hot people together make yummy yaoi goodness! lol)

Fuuma/Kamui(X/1999)

Subaru/Kamui

Athrun/Kira

Shinn/Kira

Hiei(if he grows a couple of inches)/Kurama

Yuske/Kurama

Harry/Snape

Sirius/Snape

Remus/Snape

Albus S/Scorpious

L/Light or Raito (LOVE this pairing! They are so alike which makes them perfect for each other. none of 'u complete me' melodrama just plain

perfectness and yaoi hotness!)

Hated Characters

Sakura (Kai goes with a chainsaw, trying to imitate texas chainsaw massacre, and locks herself with Sakura in a sound proof room. 5 mins later. Comes out with a box. Goes to Fedex, sends it to Lee... Lee opens it and... and... Lets just say he's in a menatl institution for the "gifted") she's just extremely annoying, plus i hate the color pink.

Ino

Misa (too clingy)

Kekio

Flay (Ush... that bitch just using Kira Im happy she die cuz i was gonna kill her myself)

Sasuke Fan Girls (DIE U RABID FAN GIRLS! HE'S MINE BITCHES!)

Things I dislike

CHEMISTRY!! I like the labs but everything else i hate! i don't understand a thing

Sasuke/ Sakura

Sasuke/ Ino

Spiders (They scare the shit out of me!)

Sharks (Don't eat me!)

Geometry and Trig

APUSH (Ap US History)

Physics

Biology (Ush... Its pointless I don't need to know what the Mitochondria of a cell is...)

Mondays (Its a drag having to get up so early after waking up at 2 p.m in the afternoon on Saturday and Sunday)

Also I'm not very fond of Kotori from X/1999 she seems to me just to.. troublesome and weak.

Meaning I don't like Kamui/Kotori pairings... jejeje

PINK!! (Its can go off and die!! Better yet i'll kill it!! MWAHAHAHA)

Purses! (the devil invented them to tortures me!! And the other girls who don't like them)

Guys that wear pink (Think they are pimps... pimps my ass!)

Clowns (i saw the movie IT when i was small... lets just say "Not pretty")

Things I like

DUO MAXWELL AKA SHINIGAMI!!

KANDA YUU!!

KAi HIWATARI!!

TYKI MIKK!

CROSS MARIAN!

CIEL PHANTOMHIVE!!

Sasuke

Sasuke with long hair! (He looks even more smexy! Even more!)

Sasuke in kimono (Read The Eighth Celestial Warrior By DancingDragonBlaze)

Music (rock)

TWILIGHT!! series (though the fangirls and movie killed the vibe... lol)

EDWARD CULLEN (faints, non movie)

Alucard

Kurama

Raito

L

Kanda Yu

Reading Vampire books

Kira (gotta love him, he's so adorable)

Athrun

Chocalate

Chocolate with strawberries!!

Insulting shirts

Smut and yaoi! (but of course, only if i like the pairing)

Blond jokes (sorry to all the blonds out there, no offense, its just that they're HELLarious!)

Reading

Kamui (He's so cute)

Fanfiction (duh, y do u even think I'm on here everyday?)

DDB's stories

Dodo-chan's stories

Making teachers angry

Getting brother in trouble

Money (jeje, who doesn't?)

T.V

Anime

Manga

Long hot baths

Candels (they smell good)

Drawings

Photography

Eating (yummy) (helps excersise the jaw!! jeje O.o)

The Sims 2

Cars

MY CAMARO!! Drives like a dream and looks like sex on wheels!! =drool=

Color black, green, crimson, silver, indigo, orange

Pants... lol i have a billion pairs!

My black converse (They are so comfortable)

Seeing people trip (don't you just love the funny faces they make) (Kai walks and trips on thin air)

I love fanfiction! It just lets you express your-self and write stories and stuff. jeje. I'm more of a reader my self. I let the people with talent do the writing. Though some of my friends say I'm a pretty good writer. They probably just want me to let them see my English essay. I have a couple of ideas for Naruto stories and I hope that I can post them soon, as well as Gundam Seed. And for the people who have gotten reviews from me... Pay close attention... PLEASE UPDATE UR CHAPTERS SOON! Some of you haven't updates since a month ago. And here I am checking my mail every 5 min. to make sure I didn't miss a new chapter alert. Please, especially Dodo-chan (Who I love the stories), UPDATE SOON!! oh and lets not forget DDB's stories! (we can never forget our star authoress!!) I love trecherous heart!! yayayaya!

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.