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When Harry Met Tom by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,947 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/8/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Harry Potter and the Witch Queen by TimeLoopedPowerGamer reviews
After a long war, Voldemort still remains undefeated and Hermione Granger has fallen to Darkness. But despite having gained great power in exchange for a bargain with the hidden Fae, she is still unable to kill the immortal Dark Lord. As a last resort, she sends Harry back in time twenty years to when he was eleven, using a dark ritual with a terrible sacrifice. Canon compliant AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 182,643 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 12/23/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 170,771 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 4,057 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 380,086 - Reviews: 4646 - Favs: 6,090 - Follows: 6,125 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,828 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 4,613 - Follows: 5,256 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P.
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 2939 - Favs: 7,045 - Follows: 7,881 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Wasteland by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The One True Ring, on his perilous odyssey back to Mordor, becomes acquainted with Eleanor Lily Potter and slowly begins to question the meaning of his own existence. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,395 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Harry P., Frodo B., Sauron - Complete
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8377 - Favs: 9,354 - Follows: 4,719 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Morilden by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
A little mermaid, dreaming of a world above the surface which reflects the hope she has in mankind, once meets a little prince dreaming of kingship, honor, and glory. However, like the sun glimmering on the surface of the sea, sometimes dreams, while beautiful, cannot be held in one's hands. Spin off of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" Little Mermaid style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,166 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 2/4/2018 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Tom R. Jr., OC
Reign of the Serpent by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. Salazar Slytherin once left Hogwarts in disgrace, vowing to return. He kept his word. A thousand years later he rules Wizarding Britain according to the principles of blood purity, with no end to his reign in sight. The spirit of rebellion kindles slowly, until the green-eyed scion of a broken House and a Muggleborn genius with an axe to grind unite to set the world ablaze.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 217,358 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Boredom Is Deadly by preciousann reviews
For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,543 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
The Unwinding Golden Thread by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In his fifth year Tom Riddle discovers his destiny and meets the cold, alarming, and bizarre transfer student Harry Evans. But sometimes things unravel in ways we do not expect. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,020 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What I Learned in Muggle Studies Today is by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
James and Sirius are having a devil of a time writing their essays for Muggle Studies, unless, of course, Karl Marx actually was some guy who invented some kind of muggle cheese. side fic to "October"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Sirius B., James P., Arthur W. - Complete
A Mars Without Gondolas by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
After choosing his own life over the wellbeing of his world, the fused Ring and Lily, come across Lily's doppelganger and a man achingly similar to Death in the barren wastelands of Mars. Crossover of "Bright Eyes" and "The Wasteland"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Harry P., Sauron - Complete
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 4,153 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Arrested Revolution by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lord Voldemort, by choosing to not use the killing curse on the young Harry Potter, survives and conquers Britain. He also kidnaps Harry Potter, attempting to kill her while expending as little effort as possible, has an illegitimate daughter via his number one cultist, punishes spies, attempts world domination, and gets absolutely nowhere with any of this. fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 293 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Delphi Riddle
Light and Shadow of the Distant Sun by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The birth and death of a people, as seen from the eyes of the head priest on Pluto, and the aftermath of the destruction of a world where Lily fails to find meaning for herself within Hogwarts or outside of it. Sequel to "Lily and the Art of Divine Responsibility", crossover side fic of "October" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lily and the Art of Divine Responsibility by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
After meeting a being Azrael claims is God he decides to ask Tom for advice, the end up getting hopelessly drunk instead. In the meantime Lily tries out being God and it goes about as well as you would expect it to. Crossover side fic of "October" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 3,265 - Follows: 3,966 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
The Great Wizarding Game by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In which Minerva McGonagall tries and fails to get Tom to appreciate the intricacies, strategies, and passion that exists in quidditch. side fic to "October"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 8,358 - Follows: 6,645 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The End of Things by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
While trapped, for an instant, at the edge of reality Tom is somewhat disconcerted by what he finds there. Side fic to "October"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Uncertainties by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The emperor of Ubik sits by the bed of his seemingly dying friend and feels more anxiety than he has for a very long time. Side fic to October
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Mountains Like Stars by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Azrael thinks on his role as the emperor of Ubik and his desperate avoidance of responsibility. Side fic to October
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 7,758 - Follows: 3,662 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4603 - Favs: 11,676 - Follows: 11,873 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Having spent over fifty years as a notebook the fragment of soul who still refers to himself as Tom Riddle regains influence over the mortal plane and finds reality to be an ephemeral thing while Harry Potter, a young boy of eight, discovers that things both are and are not what they seem. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,853 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Dream Pang by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Minerva McGonagall has always liked Tom Riddle, she's simply never understood him, that has never been more apparent than in her fifth year at Hogwarts. Side fic to October
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Stray Thoughts by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Albus Dumbledore considers the student Azrael and has a few misgivings although he is not entirely certain as to why this is. Side fic to October.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3808 - Favs: 10,842 - Follows: 12,057 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
After Apple Picking by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
There were worlds upon worlds of things left unsaid and in the end they were little more than dust overwritten. This is where Harry James Potter begins, this is where he ends, and the shadow falls between. Side fic/prequel to October, Death!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Complete
The Star Splitter by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The man in black comes to Stalingrad in early January of 1943 and gives rather minimal explanation as to his purpose or the nature of war in the first place. He is late and it is time to go home. Side fic to the AU October.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Persistence of Memory by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Harry has a brief conversation with the image of Hermione Granger in a place that has been rewritten and ponders some of the events in his life and the conclusions he has drawn. AU Spinoff to October, Death!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Somnius by lemonn reviews
The wards on Privet Drive fall and Harry is thrown into a new world at Malfoy Manor full of lies, terror and Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,968 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Form 2B by Brennus reviews
This just silly. It started as a nice little story about time travel, and now it's just got silly. His hair is too long for a wizard, too…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7592 - Favs: 14,207 - Follows: 8,889 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Darkest Witch of Her Age by darkrose0510 reviews
Hermione was known as the brightest witch of her age, but time and circumstances would soon change that. Who will survive a brilliant mind's descent into darkness? A dark Hermione fic'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Phoenix ashes by Abbyngton reviews
Harry goes back to Hogwarts after a busy summer, ready for year two. He has a new Slytherin following him around and struggles to come to terms with his position as a Slytherin confidant. Malfoy is back with a new outlook on life and Severus has fallen in love. Voldemort is keeping quiet and the wizarding World is going through Changes. not slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 4,159 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., James P.
And the Wolves All Cry by monroeslittle reviews
AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 224 - Published: 12/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 7,727 - Follows: 3,453 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 5,806 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,714 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7745 - Favs: 5,776 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,938 - Follows: 5,454 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,755 - Follows: 979 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7586 - Favs: 9,707 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4573 - Favs: 8,425 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete