Thorn the Vampire
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So you might like to know a bit about me so here goes:

My names Rebecca, I'm seventeen and I like to watch crime shows or supernatural whether there real life or fiction. I love them either way.
My favourite show is definately NCIS although I like a lot of others too.
I love finding songs on here and listening to them, asnd then ending up with strange playlists.
My fave Ships so far are:
NCIS - Tiva, Jibbs, McAbby, Kari
Bones - Booth/Brennan, Hodgins/Angela
One Tree Hill - Naley, Leyton, Brooke/Julian, Mia/Chase
CSI:NY - Danny/Lindsay, Stella/Mac, Flack/Angel
The Mentalist - Jisbon, Van Pelt/Rigsby


Ok so these are just things i found when looking around that i decided to copy hope you like.

How to keep a perfered level of insanity (one a day so we don't all die):

1- Boil Jello(tm)

2- Put Jello(tm) in the microwave for a desired number of days or hours

3- Put gun powder in a Barbies head then light the hair on fire

4- Pull/push on a door that says push/pull

5- Close the door when someone walks up to open the door (in their face)

6- Sit in a car and point a hairdryer at each car that passes then freak out and hop out of the car like you are going to arrest them for speeding

7- Have a food fight with flammable and mushy foods in a public area

8- Call your friends and bring silly string. Go to a mall and have some friends on the Up escalator and some on the Down escalator, and when you meet- silly string ahoy!

9- Call your friends then hang up when they answer

10- Go to a mall and sing very badly

11- Hide in the clothes rack in a clothing store and each time somebody walks by yell "OH! PICK ME! PICK ME!"

12- In a public place, play "The Game." (The Game: get a LARGE group of friends and yell inappropriate words louder and louder each time until someone gets in trouble)

13- Pole dance with your friends in a public area or on a street lamp each time somebody or a car passes by

14- Close the door to your room and moan loudly (scares everyone) (works better with friends)

15- Shout random things until someone joins you in your random rants

16- Throw a toaster in the tub just to see what happens (Stand FAR away and make sure no one is near by or in the tub)

17- Draw a disturbing/sexual picture and show it to your friends, saying you found it in their locker/room/desk

18- Buy a porn magazine and glare at your friends/strangers, saying you found it under their bed

19- Go around asking peoples gender and sexuality and laugh hysterically when they answer

20- Dance in a bikini with a flashing light on your head

21- Sing the Bottler of Beer on the Wall song very loudly, just start on 1,000 bottles of beer (or more) and NEVER STOP until you hit zero/one

22- Sing obnoxiously to your music (from headphones)

23- Have a convorsation with the voices in your head in public view (a very populated area, preferably)

24- Throw a microphone at a stranger and tell them to scream "I love you (your name)" into the microphone and see how many people do it

25- Ask strangers if they've ever done something sexual (run away afterwords)

26- Run into a public area all suspicious looking then yell "BOOM" into a microphone

27- At the ocean, run into a public restroom (when full) and yell "SHARK!"

28- Page yourself over the intercom/paging system. Do NOT disguise your voice

29- Have a convorsation with yourself aloud (preferably over the intercom/paging system)

30- Yell random, idiotic things in public

31- Yell at the voice in your head in public

32- Look evily (maniacally) at someone (a stranger) like you are stalking them

33- Yell (from your cubicle or during an test) random things that actually make sense

34- Laugh maniacally in public and see how many confused looks/glares you get

35- Walk up to a stranger and smile until they run away

36- When you find your child doing something they shouldn't (like sex) laugh so hard you fall over

37- Scare your childrens' or childrens' teacher(s) and/or friends until they are scared of you completely (preferablly by acting like an idiot and smiling the whole time, blurting out random things at random times)

38- Interupt someones speech with random screams numerous times

39- (Say this aloud!!) When someone says "duty" or "duties" laugh hysterically

40- Pull into a strangers driveway and sit there for a LONG time (until they notice or you get bored, whichever)

41- Count aloud, shouting things that aren't even numbers (like letters or words)

42- When someone asks you to spell something for them, spell it wrong and laugh at them when they say it was wrong (they shouldn't have asked you in the first place!)

43- Yell out your name and see if anyone says hi

44- Bring out a blender in public and see if anyone gives you anything to blend (or bring your own stuff and make a milkshake, then hand the drink out to people)

45- Smile at someone until they run away or scream

46- Yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!" in public and see how many people run away

47- Chatter on and on and on and on and on and on until somebody tells you to shut up

48- Continue 47 even when they tell you to shut up again

49- At a party, wait until your friend falls asleep. Then, strip them and put them in a box labeled "Free animal, take one" and put them outside and see if they are gone in the morning

50- Scare your therapist(s) by being really, really, really happy and hyper when they diagnosed you/brought you in for depression and solitude

51- Talk to someone you don't know and keep talking until they call the police or talk back

52- Run around in circles imitating "Talledega Nights" (the part where Ricky Bobby thinks his pants are on fire, running in the nude)

53- Yell at the TVs or bulliten boards in public

54- Run around in a revolving door and when someone stops you to ask why, reply: "I'm trying to make the door open straight, duh!"

55- Type random things randomly until someone yells at you or joins you (online, preferably)

56- Drool when someone is going on and on about something and won't shut up

57- Yell at someone like they are someone else, then kiss them to make it better (I suggest running now)

58- Play paddle-ball in public and purposely hit people

59- Sleep in a box outside your house, on your lawn

60- Cling to someone you don't know or don't like and drool on them... or pee on them

61- Start a fire. Piss it out.

62- Buy a soda (leave it full) and set it on a table/bench at the mall and cross the room to
where you can still see it. If anyone tries to take it, charge them screaming
"That's my soda!" until they drop it or you can take it.


If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Tony and Ziva from the show NCIS are just totally made for each other, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), your.lazy.lover (i wear socks in my home and my steps are carpeted, the result being...), Hawkstra (had a bruise on my chin for a week), StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey (just pack full the biggest trip backpack you have, then go on a school trip and try to climb up the stairs with your backpack on your back... P.S. I caused a domino effect) xXriujooXx (Flip flops plus arm full of books plus wet stairs equals disaster...), Thorn the Vampire (It's a frequent thing).

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Our Life From Now On by Caramelapple27 reviews
Story for White Orchids-This takes place before and after the end scene of White Orchids. Lisbon and Jane's future.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,057 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., J. Wylie
A Second Chance by The Muse of Apollo reviews
After 6x23, Beckett goes to sleep regretting all the time she lost with Castle. The next day Beckett wakes up and she's in the body of her 1x01 self. Not a Death!Fic. Rated T for Language and Violence. Prompt from CastleFanFicPrompts on Tumblr. Now Complete!
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,778 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
I Need Your Help by spaceman-earthgirl reviews
Beckett asks Castle to pretend to be her boyfriend so she doesn't have to turn up at her friend's wedding alone.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
In a Relationship by Caffiene-K reviews
Based off the tumblr prompt: "My parents are coming to town and I really don't want a lecture of how single I am, so will you be my boyfriend for the weekend?"
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Happy Endings Depend On Where You Stop The Story by NotYetLostFaith reviews
Sixth Instalment: Our families are growing steadily. There have been some big changes and so far all is well. But you know what they say: happy endings depend on where you stop the story. M Chapter/s-Seven, Sixty Seven
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 87,199 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Tiva: A Love Story by tivamcabby5 reviews
See what happens over the course of a few years with Tony and Ziva and their growing family! MAJOR TIVA! Starts with "Finally". Updated with "Hurt". Someone's coming to visit!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 34,733 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Who's the Baby Daddy by hundan reviews
Ziva finds out something that will change her life, but when she finds out she is pregnant she is not sure who's the father to her child. She is not sure what she should do but she does know she wants the best for her child.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,508 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Birthday Surprise by hoarder reviews
When Abby explained it, it explained her crying and Tony's depression.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
It's Never too Late by NCISprobie reviews
After five years of hiding Kate and Fornell show up at NCIS to tell the team she's alive, but when a few phone calls are made everyone finds out Ari isn't dead either.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,659 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kate T., Ari H.
Lies, damned lies and relationships by Tinuviel Rose reviews
Jane comes up with his craziest idea ever: trap Red John by using a new girlfriend as bait. Oddly enough, Lisbon agrees to go along with the plan - but only if she gets the part of Jane's girlfriend. Can this possibly end well?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Going undercover by Last.one.02 reviews
NCIS has new director - Jennifer Shepard, who happens to be Gibbs' former lover. Her first mission is taking down terrorist cell operating in DC, which means Tony and Kate going undercover to do so. Things get out of control, when they are going to Paris... Eventual Tate, Jibbs and McAbby pairing. R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,129 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Daddies Girls by MindyLee reviews
3 basketball players from TreeHillUniversity are about to have their lives turned upside down when 3 new transfers arrive. LN&J, all intent on looking to the future, are forced to look to the present as BH&P enter their lives. Naley, Brucas, & Jeyton
One Tree Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 211,684 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Therapy Montenegro Style by laffers18 reviews
Something's bothering her best friend and Angela Montenegro is determined to find out what it is! B & B get told some home truths about their actions in the 100th. Some light angst but it's going to have a smutty ending! FINALLY Complete!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,489 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Lover, lover by i love alex reviews
Pregnant. She was pregnant. She was standing in his kitchen, her hair falling around her face, her cheeks covered with tears. And she was pregnant with his kid, they were pregnant.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,204 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Tali by kandyfan4life reviews
Tiva future fluff. Plus the team.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 97 - Words: 195,693 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Last Dance by Pha1ange5 reviews
Booth & Brennan are invited to an FBI awards dinner. Neither has dates b/c they want to be each other's. Involves dinner, dancing, and distractions...NOW COMPLETE! NOTE: Part 22 posted in two versions, rated T Ch. 22 & M Ch. 23 .
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,246 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Share and Share, I Like! by LouC reviews
An intriguing little snippet of Tony/Ziva conversation from PowerDown has long played on the minds of many of my friends and myself. Just a bit of Tiva teasing fun, a 'What might have been" but of course was not!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
When They First Met by JuliaB reviews
What if Tony and Kate had met two years before Yankee White, when Tony just started at NCIS and Kate was still with the Secret Service? Mutual attraction? Or just two strangers in a big city?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,744 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Moments in a Closet by Xcontents.pricelessX reviews
...and dragged them around the stairs and to a door beside it. Without warning, she opened it, shoved the two agents in, and slammed the door shut.' Rated T just to be safe. A series of Tiva drabbles...in a closet
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Saying Goodbye Hurts by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Post JudgementDay2, Ziva is being sent back to Israel and her father has found out she killed Ari, her life is in danger. Just as she and Tony realise their feelings for each other. On the run in Paris, pregnant, she is stabbed and wakes up to find Jenny.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,960 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Ripped from the Headlines by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Based on a true story: the team looks for a missing pregnant Lance Corporal who accused her commanding officer of rape. Meanwhile the case affects Ziva and a secret that she has been hiding. Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,043 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Yerida by Andie Rae reviews
Post-Aliyah. Ziva escapes and wants NCIS and Tony to take her back. Season 6 spoilers. TIVA! This fanfic will take you all of the way to the beginning of Season 7. This story doesn't take things slow - it's TIVA TIVA TIVA
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
30 Things to Remember About a Pregnant Ziva by The Lime-Wielding Ninja reviews
Title says all. I don't own. One-shot. TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Past and Present by lovetowrite390 reviews
UPDATED and COMPLETE. CHAPTER 8 IS IN! In the 1970s, Gibbs was stationed in Israel, where he fell in love with someone and possibly got her pregnant. Is Ziva his daughter? CHAPTER 7 is in! TIVA. Rated T for sex, voilence and language. ENJOY!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I just couldn't by Jade Wild reviews
Ziva finds out that she is pregnant and doesn't know what to do. Summary is kind of crap, but the story is good: Rated T for safety.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Beloved by Triptych Fond reviews
Tony takes Kate to NCIS...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Tony D., Kate T.
A Minor Incident by Child of Loki reviews
What happens when Tony comes into work with a minor injury, both physically and to his relationship with Kate? Will he get his revenge?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005
My first Kari story reviews
Kari love story. Kate and Ari have met before this. so its skipped forward and there is no twilight. The episodes where Ari kidnaps Kate have also been tweaked abit.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Ari H., Kate T.