![]() Author has written 1 story for NCIS. So you might like to know a bit about me so here goes: My names Rebecca, I'm seventeen and I like to watch crime shows or supernatural whether there real life or fiction. I love them either way. Ok so these are just things i found when looking around that i decided to copy hope you like. How to keep a perfered level of insanity (one a day so we don't all die): 1- Boil Jello(tm) 2- Put Jello(tm) in the microwave for a desired number of days or hours 3- Put gun powder in a Barbies head then light the hair on fire 4- Pull/push on a door that says push/pull 5- Close the door when someone walks up to open the door (in their face) 6- Sit in a car and point a hairdryer at each car that passes then freak out and hop out of the car like you are going to arrest them for speeding 7- Have a food fight with flammable and mushy foods in a public area 8- Call your friends and bring silly string. Go to a mall and have some friends on the Up escalator and some on the Down escalator, and when you meet- silly string ahoy! 9- Call your friends then hang up when they answer 10- Go to a mall and sing very badly 11- Hide in the clothes rack in a clothing store and each time somebody walks by yell "OH! PICK ME! PICK ME!" 12- In a public place, play "The Game." (The Game: get a LARGE group of friends and yell inappropriate words louder and louder each time until someone gets in trouble) 13- Pole dance with your friends in a public area or on a street lamp each time somebody or a car passes by 14- Close the door to your room and moan loudly (scares everyone) (works better with friends) 15- Shout random things until someone joins you in your random rants 16- Throw a toaster in the tub just to see what happens (Stand FAR away and make sure no one is near by or in the tub) 17- Draw a disturbing/sexual picture and show it to your friends, saying you found it in their locker/room/desk 18- Buy a porn magazine and glare at your friends/strangers, saying you found it under their bed 19- Go around asking peoples gender and sexuality and laugh hysterically when they answer 20- Dance in a bikini with a flashing light on your head 21- Sing the Bottler of Beer on the Wall song very loudly, just start on 1,000 bottles of beer (or more) and NEVER STOP until you hit zero/one 22- Sing obnoxiously to your music (from headphones) 23- Have a convorsation with the voices in your head in public view (a very populated area, preferably) 24- Throw a microphone at a stranger and tell them to scream "I love you (your name)" into the microphone and see how many people do it 25- Ask strangers if they've ever done something sexual (run away afterwords) 26- Run into a public area all suspicious looking then yell "BOOM" into a microphone 27- At the ocean, run into a public restroom (when full) and yell "SHARK!" 28- Page yourself over the intercom/paging system. Do NOT disguise your voice 29- Have a convorsation with yourself aloud (preferably over the intercom/paging system) 30- Yell random, idiotic things in public 31- Yell at the voice in your head in public 32- Look evily (maniacally) at someone (a stranger) like you are stalking them 33- Yell (from your cubicle or during an test) random things that actually make sense 34- Laugh maniacally in public and see how many confused looks/glares you get 35- Walk up to a stranger and smile until they run away 36- When you find your child doing something they shouldn't (like sex) laugh so hard you fall over 37- Scare your childrens' or childrens' teacher(s) and/or friends until they are scared of you completely (preferablly by acting like an idiot and smiling the whole time, blurting out random things at random times) 38- Interupt someones speech with random screams numerous times 39- (Say this aloud!!) When someone says "duty" or "duties" laugh hysterically 40- Pull into a strangers driveway and sit there for a LONG time (until they notice or you get bored, whichever) 41- Count aloud, shouting things that aren't even numbers (like letters or words) 42- When someone asks you to spell something for them, spell it wrong and laugh at them when they say it was wrong (they shouldn't have asked you in the first place!) 43- Yell out your name and see if anyone says hi 44- Bring out a blender in public and see if anyone gives you anything to blend (or bring your own stuff and make a milkshake, then hand the drink out to people) 45- Smile at someone until they run away or scream 46- Yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!" in public and see how many people run away 47- Chatter on and on and on and on and on and on until somebody tells you to shut up 48- Continue 47 even when they tell you to shut up again 49- At a party, wait until your friend falls asleep. Then, strip them and put them in a box labeled "Free animal, take one" and put them outside and see if they are gone in the morning 50- Scare your therapist(s) by being really, really, really happy and hyper when they diagnosed you/brought you in for depression and solitude 51- Talk to someone you don't know and keep talking until they call the police or talk back 52- Run around in circles imitating "Talledega Nights" (the part where Ricky Bobby thinks his pants are on fire, running in the nude) 53- Yell at the TVs or bulliten boards in public 54- Run around in a revolving door and when someone stops you to ask why, reply: "I'm trying to make the door open straight, duh!" 55- Type random things randomly until someone yells at you or joins you (online, preferably) 56- Drool when someone is going on and on about something and won't shut up 57- Yell at someone like they are someone else, then kiss them to make it better (I suggest running now) 58- Play paddle-ball in public and purposely hit people 59- Sleep in a box outside your house, on your lawn 60- Cling to someone you don't know or don't like and drool on them... or pee on them 61- Start a fire. Piss it out. 62- Buy a soda (leave it full) and set it on a table/bench at the mall and cross the room to If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Tony and Ziva from the show NCIS are just totally made for each other, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), your.lazy.lover (i wear socks in my home and my steps are carpeted, the result being...), Hawkstra (had a bruise on my chin for a week), StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey (just pack full the biggest trip backpack you have, then go on a school trip and try to climb up the stairs with your backpack on your back... P.S. I caused a domino effect) xXriujooXx (Flip flops plus arm full of books plus wet stairs equals disaster...), Thorn the Vampire (It's a frequent thing). If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile. Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. |
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