Hey guys and girls all over the world!!!!!!!!!

I live in London
I'm awesome
I luv chocolate!!!!!!!!!!

So anyways, don'tcha always feel bord wiv stuff???????

Stuff to do in supermarkets

1. Play bowling with wine bottles and melons

2. Play car racing with trolleys down the aisle.

3. Go right up to the security cameras and pick your nose really loudly

4. Buy some water and walk around squirting it about next to your butt

5. Go up to someone random and scream "Mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!" really loudly

6. Chat to the shopkeeper for ages so that the rest of the queue has to wait.

7. Buy tons of stuff to annoy the people behind you and then return it all

8. Point at a microwave and say "what a strange little TV this is!"

Stuff to do in the lift

1. Press all the buttons on the lift.

2. Say "Where does this little circle thing do???????" and point at a button.

3. Draw a circle around yourself and tell everyone it's your personal circle.

4. Dress up as the Phantom of the Opera and sing songs really out of tune.

Stuff to do during a test

1. After 30 mins go and put on a batman costume and shout, "Batman is here to save the day!" and run out of the classroom.

2. Ask the teacher who is watching you out for a date.

3. Doodle on the paper.

4. every five mins ask to go to the loo.

5. Throw paper airplanes at the teacher.

6. Kneel down on the floor and start praying.

7. Burst into tears.

8. Scream, "I want my mummy!" and run out of the room.

9. Turn up half an hour late.

10. Watch videos on your phone during the test.

11. Tell the person next to you that they are hot.

12. Have a nervous breakdown.