I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes, be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I do not deny everything!

Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Best friends are the only ones brave enough to walk in my footsteps. They do it because hitting the wall is fun.

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical!

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared!?

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday.

Some people deserve a high-five... in the face... with a steel chair... attached to a car...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who drank my water!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

I’ve already won so shut up and bow before me.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then you sit back and watch the world wonder how in the world you did it.

Dear Cool People: If you're so cool, why isn't there a candy named after you? Sincerely, the Nerds.

If you're cooler than me, doesn't that mean I'm hotter than you?

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

You can’t spell 'BEAUTIFUL' without 'BE U'.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, snap! She's up!"

I know who I am...your approval really isn't needed.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Yes, I hit like a girl. If you hit a little bit harder, you could too!

I'm not scared of death! What's it gonna do, kill me?

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

It doesn't matter how it explodes, as long as it explodes.

What's normal? Is it a disease? OMG! Don't come near me! I might catch your 'normal'!!

I use the force to open automatic doors... But I'm still working on the regular ones.

Stand back! I'm trying science!

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, then you’re screwed.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army

I copy and pasted this from hghrules so if you like minecraft CHECK HER OUT!

(Be honest no matter what)

1. Have you been asked out?

Nupe ):

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Google Images

3. What’s your middle name?

I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. *completely serious*

4. Your current relationship status?

Forever Alone.

6. What’s your current mood?

sad cuz I need to do homework

7. What color shirt are you wearing?

grey

8. Missing something?

of course

9. What gender are you?

Im a boy

10. If you could back in time and change something, what would you change?

uh id invest in micrsoft before anyone about it

11. If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

um not a fish no no no no defently not nope I have no idea

12. Ever had a near death experience?

yup I almost got ran over by van like three days ago

13. Something you do a lot?

Youtube, reading, writing, listening to music, singing, fanfiction.net

14. The song stuck in your head?

immortals - falloutboy

15. Who did you copy this from?

hghrules

16. Name someone with the same birthday as you.

uuh I dunno

17. When was the last time you cried?

don't even go there

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

not that I wanted to but yup

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?

mindreading

20. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Whether or not they like Minecraft.

22. What’s your biggest secret?

leaves*

23. Favorite color?

lime green

25. What are you?

ur worst nightmare

26. Do you speak any other language?

yep a little bit of Greek some Chinese and some Latin and internet (that counts right?)

27. What’s your favorite smell?

the sea

28. Describe your life in one word, what would it be?

empty and water

29. Have you ever kissed in the rain?

nupe

30. What are you thinking of right now?

Kissing in the rain.

32.Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

my mum

33. Do you like working in the yard?

NOOOOOOO GET AWAY FROM ME

34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

lance

35. Who last made you cry?

nikko the chiwawa that I met in mexico but I left and yea