At some insistence from Starscream, Megatron has finally decided to choose a bondmate. His choice comes as a surprise to the majority of his troops... as well as his Intended. Megatron/Soundwave. In-progress. Written for tfanonkink. Details inside.

Rumble's performance in the 'Cons is abysmal owing to certain "frustrations." He is ordered to rectify this. Meanwhile he worships from afar one yellow minibot/Autobot, who has yet to lose his virginity. Will they get together? **Slash** and pure crack

Mirage, a notorious philanderer, decides soon after the Autobots arrive on Earth that he'll have both Hound and Cliffjumper for different types of 'satisfaction.' *WARNINGS* for explicit sticky smut and Mirage being an aft.

G1 When Bumblebee takes a hit for Prowl, neither of them are prepared for the doctor's orders. In the end, its probably the best medication either has ever had. HARDCORE LONGASS MECHSMUT. I WARN'D YA. Incl. BeexProwlxJazz BeexTwins. lolcrackbutnot.

Knockout/Soundwave: TF:Prime. Soundwave breaks his mask, and he's being treated by a medic who's a sucker for a pretty face. Now with a sequel. This has slowly gone from a little love story to an epic romance.

Half a mech inside his spark from the loss of his mate, Knockout begins clawing through the tunnel of madness toward what he obsessively believes is his light at the end... Optimus. OptimusxKnockout smut ahoy! Review if you like!

IDW Blurr/Drift Drift/Perceptor, sticky. Drift joins the Wreckers and finds that the fighting is actually the *easy* part

Fill for the Transformers kink community on LJ. Prowl and Red Alert plan their first interface to death, and then do it. Sticky.

TF:Prime finale spoiler: After Orion Pax joins the decepticons and Megatron learns of Soundwave's recent act of loyalty, he gives him Orion as a reward. Soundwave/Optimus Prime Slash. ON HOLD INDEFINITELY

Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.

Knockout is still pissed after Optimus humilated him and Breakdown wants to cheer him up! How? By luring the Autobot leader into a night of thrills! WARNING! Dub-con, slash, threesome with giant alien robots! DO NOT READ IF YOU NO LIKE!

Skyfire/Perceptor. Kinda sequel to Dense Scientist. Will they do the deed? And I forgot to add, its Sticky slash.

While in Greece to stop the Decepticons, Sunstreaker stops to admire his reflection and ends up insulting the Greek god Narcissus. Cursed with irresistible beauty, Sunstreaker discovers that being irresistible isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

Crackfic, oneshot. Wheeljack invents "sticky" interfacing and it leaves everyone cold. Rated M for subject matter and cussing. No explicit smut, but it is crass.

Everyone's weary, and some are on the edge. MA for explicit sticky.

G1 - Inferno tries to surprise Red Alert with a romantic romp in a dark supply closet, only for his plan to backfire -spectacularly-. Slash. Sticky.

Optimus and his team have a hole in their education, Ratchet decides it's up to him and Optimus to teach them and the best way to teach is through example. Ratchet/Optimus, Smut warning!

Our favorite immature Decepticon prankster has devised his own drinking game. Heavy emphasis on 'his' drinking game. Charmingly puerile with Skywarp's unique ability to twist anything to the Nth degree of vulgarity. Rated T. Not for the faint of spark.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Naruto: Behind the Scenes! OH the CHAOS! What REALLY goes on behind the set of Naruto? OOC probably, but who knows what the Naruto cast are REALLY like? T for things that might just scar you for life. Wow, been a while since I last updated. New chapter!

What if Uchiha Itachi, most feared S ranked missing nin in Konoha, was turned into a small, cute, miniature four year old? And he's being cared for by the infamous Team 7? Only one thing can ensue, CHAOS! Character bashing warned... ESPECIALLY SASUKE!

Sun Ce throws a party but what will happen? See inside. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATHS! COMPLETE!

a poem about one persons abuseWARNING mentions of cutting and abuse

Bakura is trapped inside the shadow realm until the Gods offer him escape but at what cost and what will happen when the one he loves suffers because of him will he remain trapped inside his guilt.YAOI will eventually have BxY YYxS MxR and probably rape n

Parodies of your favorite Christmas songs! These are the things you sing, while the rest of your family is singing the orginals! And just in time for you to memorize them!