Disciples Of Random Reviews

Hi this is the new joint account from Iluvbeyblade (she‘s the one with the amazing plots and long chapters) and Lamanth. (she‘s the one with the poetic words and voices in her head) If you thought we were scary on our own just wait till you see what it’s like when we work together!

Hehe, we are EVIL! Iluvbeyblade here. Just thought I ought to let you know before she lets me loose to get typing! (evil grin)

If I ever review using this account, I'll sign myself: The hyper half of DiORaRi, just so's you all know which of us it is.

Anyway...

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

Now, why can't I remember where that quote's from? You'd think I would, I mean, I like the quote, so no doubt I'd like where it came from...if I knew where that was!

The above bit of babble kinda sums us up. You've got insane, scary Lamanth, and insane, random, hyper me. The world hides from her and laughs and points at me.

Insanity and hyperness - may the world fear us! Mwhaha, mwhahaha, MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (everyone backs away)

If you really want to know about us, (and why would you?) go to our individual profiles.

Let's just say I'm the hyper yaoi freak who rambles on about nothing, is obsessed with Kai/Ray and annoys Lamb by finding Kai/Ray innuendos in virtually everything she writes. (cue evil laughter)

Lamb: Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahaha! (everyone starts backing away) What! She said cue evil laughter! And she told me to use the space and I did that as well. I'm just doing what I'm told! And it's true she sees Kai/Rei in almost everything I write. Oh and that's one more thing about us, Iluvbeyblade writes Ray, but I on the other hand write Rei.

You know, that could be a problem. (frowns) Oh my god, she's doing what she's told. RUN AND HIDE, IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! (Did I spell that right?. It's a cool word.)

Lamb: I'm just mad aren't I? Not that you're much better and yes you have spelt it right!

You were supposed to use the space! (pouts) And yeah, I'm mad. But you already knew that.

Lamb: When have I ever done what I was supposed to? (sticks out tongue)

Muse: Never!

Lamb: But if it makes you happy. goes back up the page types then comes back down There is that better? No? I didn't think it would be some how, oh well.

I'm sure I'll survive.

We both love yuri, and most het pairings concerning Kai, with the notable exception of Kai/Emily, which Lamanth finds "repulsive". I quite like it. (grins) But then, I'm not too fond of Kai/OC, while Lamanth is, so it's a bit six of one, half a dozen of another, really!

I don't know about Lamanth, but I tend to be very tolerant of pairings. Unless it's really written badly, I'll enjoy it, even if it's one of the ones that I say I don't like. I know, I know, I'm weird.

Lamb: I know you are but I too will read most pairings if they are well written except for Kai/Emily. Sorry.

Why are you apologising? o.0 I've already mentioned that, see? (points to above bit of writing)

Lamb: Oh yeah. (hits self on head)

FIRST CHAPTER OF "WHY YOU?" IS UP! (cheers) We're the best, we're the best, we're the best...

Lamb: WE RULE!

Muse: Rule what? Besides you two are both insane and about as effective as the dormouse at the mad hatters tea party!

Lamb: Why is he here now?

No idea. And he said we're insane! (glares) We're not insane! We're just and evil and hyper respectively, and we have a different kind of sanity to everyone else! (nods proudly)

Flames: I've never sent one, and never will. Flames sent to our lovely new ficcy will be laughed at if Lamanth gets to them first. If it's me, I'll get upset. I do that a lot. It's annoying.

OC's: Not in the fic we're planning at the mo, but maybe in something else. Both of us use them if the situation calls for it.

Reviews: Yes please!

One last thing, neither of us are amazing spellers, so please feel free to point out any mistakes that slipped past the spell-checkers.

Ok, enough of my ramblings. I'll make this better later.

Bye, all!

Iluvbeyblade

xxx

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Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Embarassment - The Real Kind. If you've ever...

If you've ever wished for your lips to be sewn shut, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished the floor would swallow you alive, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished that all the staring faces would just disappear, copy this into your profile

If you've ever looked at the backs of heads that were previously your friends, copy this into your profile

If you've ever gone so red it feels almost as though you've got a temperature, copy this into your profile

If you've ever curled up with the nearest soft thing and cried your eyes out, copy this into your profile