I'm a sarcastic, random geek who has this strange talent for writing. Welcome to the mad house.

And now, copy-pasted from the Jonny T Factor's profile: the 12 Character Ad-lib: Second Edition

12 random characters from my favorite shows/movies/comics/games. (If The Jonny T Factor owns this...whoops?)

1. Double D (Ed, Edd n Eddy)

2. Blake Belladonna (RWBY)

3. DIO (JJBA: Stardust Crusaders)

4. Loki (Norse Mythology: Trickster and Deceiver)

5. Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity)

6. Penny Polendina (RWBY)

7. Tali Zorah vas Normandy (Mass Effect)

8. Yoshikage Kira (JJBA: Diamond is Unbreakable)

9. Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)

10. The Twelfth Doctor (Doctor Who)

11. Ashe (Overwatch)

12. Thoth (Egyptian Mythology: God of Knowledge)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Penny x Ashe? I don't believe I have, no. pretty out there. I'd check it, though. For the novelty and LOLs

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Loki? Dude, if we assumin' Marvel's Tom Hiddleston, then yes.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

...I...eh...the world would explode, probably.

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

No, I do not. Kuai Liang needs more fics about him, to be quite honest.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Still have not read a Blake x Penny fic, but in terms of compatibility, then I'd say "Depends, really."

6. Any Five/Nine or Five/Ten going on?

Still no, and the Twelfth Doctor doesn't seem to appreciate enough affection to accidentally marry Mal.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two doing "it"?

Shepherd: Tali, I need a progress report.

Tali: Shepherd, a bird is eating a cat for once.

(Tali is immediately concussed with a book. Poor girl.)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

As two immortal beings cross paths, one bending time and the other stopping it, they quickly realize that life doesn't have to be spent alone on either side.

Title: Of Silver Knives and Blue Boxes

9. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Probably! If there is, link it and then print out the PM and burn the cursed thing.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Infinite Knowledge in a Single Suit

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Have you seen Loki's offspring? Dude's the father of a giant wolf, The World Serpent Jormungandr, and a hot chick with a literal ugly side. The kind of plot I'd want to see if I had a fit of psychosis that'd make me read such a thing is what the hell Double D would spawn.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I'd have to ask around, but considering the only one I know to be on here is a huge Mass Effect fan...I wouldn't be surprised if she stumbled across one or two.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

...Possibly? We all know DIO ain't het, though: Pucci exists!

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Some of my friends on Discord are artists. I'd kill to see them draw Ashe.

15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Blake x Loki x Mal...I don't know of anyone who does. But I wanna see how that'd work.

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Knowing Twelve? Something stupidly awesome.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Well, not Killer Queen. Too obvious.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

A smart boy bangs a robot who then bangs a God with a bird's head. Run.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Twelve doesn't really do pick-up lines. Just find some long-running connection between him and Blake, should fall into place.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A long time back, mate.

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?

She likes it when Ruby digs around in her machinery. It literally and figuratively turns her on at the same time.

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Ashe would probably want to drunk, but drunk or sober, Sub-Zero's got a job to do.

23. If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

DIO, hands down. Tali can't compete.

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

"Double-D and Sub-Zero are in a happy relationship (I beg your pardon?) until Sub-Zero suddenly runs off with Loki (the little trickster devil, him). Double D, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Ashe (I mean, she's hot, I guess that's just expected) and a brief unhappy affair with Thoth (fight mythology with mythology, dawg), then follows the wise advice of Mal (he's a smart guy, when he can be. Someone catch Inara before she faints) and finds true love with DIO (...uhhh)"

Title: No, Sora x Roxas is still weirder.

And I nominate no one to write this, thank you very much.

25. What would you think if you found out Four was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I'm a Jotunn? Baller!

26. How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

"...The fact that he hasn't killed you for your hands must mean something, Ashe. I just neither know what nor do I know the meaning of the ducky."

27. How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

With the knowledge gained from V4-V6? Heartbroken and hurt. Blake can definitely cut deep.

28. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

"Really, Doctor? Come on. Saw you once at a con, now you're in my room. Dude, stop with that, you'll break something and my cat'll get out, just, no!"

29. What would you think if One was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If One is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if One became the most optimistic person in the world?

Double D is my favorite character from childhood. He did that, I'd try to help him as much as I can.

30. What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?

"Okay, Loki, Trickster God...this Daisy's gonna stab me or something."

31. Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"Penny, darling, still unsure if your hair is real, but mine is and I'd like to keep my brush."

32. Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

To my utter surprise, I bet Tali, Sub-Zero, and Loki would actually make a decent cover-band. Loki probably sings well, Tali's got the dexterity for a guitar, and Sub-Zero can rock a good drum solo.

Still wouldn't appreciate being annoyed, though.

33. Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?

Two hot chicks, one a cat girl, the other a wild west outlaw? I'll tell you one thing, I'd be more excited to go to school, that's for sure.

34. How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

If it was canon, Kira's already killed Tali. A Stand is more powerful than any Quarian tech.

35. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Penny, being a machine, is profiled by Tali's past experience with Geth. So...

36. Between Ten and Eight, which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Kira. As much as Twelve suffers, at least Twelve hasn't been run over with an ambulance.

37. Eleven and Five are trapped in a cave. Ten comes to rescue them. What happens?

"Well, what are you lot standing around for? Get in the TARDIS, got room for your ego, Mr. Reynolds, and yes, B.O.B can come, too. In fact, I might leave you here and just take B.O.B with me."

38. Five, Four, Seven, One, and Three are playing Truth or Dare. Five asks Seven, and Seven says Truth. Five asks who Seven loves, and Seven, confessed their true love with Four. Four does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Three. Seven is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in One while Three and Four run into the sunset together. However, Five is secretly in love with One, and become so jealous of Seven, who, after the comfort from One becomes in a relationship with One, and so Five decides to murder Seven, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Ten and is sent to prison, allowing One and Seven to continued their relationship.

Lemme translate:

Mal, Loki, Tali, Double D, and DIO are playing Truth or Dare. (I call it Party Game Night at the Inventory) Mal asks Tali, and Tali says Truth. Mal asks who Tali loves, and Tali confesses her true love with Loki (and we're already off to a flying start.) Loki does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with DIO (man, Pucci is not gonna be happy.) Tali is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Double-D (which might actually be kinda cute?) while Loki and DIO run into the sunset together (good, if it's the sunset, it'll be night, and DIO won't die instantly.) However, Mal is secretly in love with Double-D (really?) and becomes so jealous of Tali who, after the comfort from Double D, enters into a relationship with him (reworded to flow better, also, still kinda cute). So, Mal decides to murder Tali, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Twelve ("I am not an officer") and is sent to prison, allowing Double-D and Tali to continue their relationship (...wow.)

39. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?

DIO would kill one of Loki's mates at the house, Kira would take a single sip of mead, and Thor would laugh his ass off about it later after Loki's down despairing.

40. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Sub-Zero is persistent. He'd just freeze Mal's legs and make him do arm stretches 'til either he likes it or Inara asks him to stop.

41. You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose One or Six?

...Good question. Penny's good company, but is a robot surrounded by Atlas security. Double-D's a neat freak, but as the kindest of the Eds, at least it'd be a pleasant sleep. So, just like Version 1, I'd have to say Double-D.

42. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in...Their reaction?

Twelve looks nonplussed, says something about Quarian biology, and is then hit by one of Blake's books.

43. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Kira kills Penny, takes her hand, realizes she's an android and discards it, and then DIO MUDAMUDAMUDA's him into a fine red paste that vaguely resembled a Japanese serial killer and hand fetishist.

44. Four mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two or Seven?

Sad thing is, I expected this from Loki. If I can, I'd say all three options do, but the Twelfth Doctor would definitely do so if given the chance.

45. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Double-D's episode goes without incident since the rest of the kids are being scammed at the time of filming.

46. Three has to marry either Eight, Two or Nine. Who do they chose?

No one of the above. DIO values loyalty, and none of those three care really.

47. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you choose?

Again, good question. This time, I'd have to go with Penny, if only because a sleepover at Double D's implies I've met him already.

48. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why?

The Doctor has a history of challenging mythological figures to races just because. The Fifth Doctor won a bet with Zeus a while back. Loki didn't stand a chance.

49. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?

BEHOLD, THE WORLD! TIME STOPS NOW!

or

ZA WARUDO! TOKI YO TOMARE!

50. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

"Once, there was a man, old and grey, in a big blue box..."

51. Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Mal and Sub-Zero? One word: Fatality.

52. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

All the times I've messed up characterization somewhere. I guess I run off to, like, Toronto or something and hope no one notices.

53. Seven makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Tali is probably a good chef. Don't @ me if she isn't.

54. One starts to write a story where Nine and Ten are going out. What is Two's reaction?

Blake: "Why?"

Edd: "Creative writing practice. And because, even in a Multiversal Coalescence, there's no chance those two could find me, so they were the safest option."

knock-knock*
The Doctor: "Actually, I can find you, and if you could just don't, that'd be wonderful."

55. Eight and Five go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Killer Queen's First Bomb.

56. Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they chose?

Well, hold me down and force me to choose, I'd say Loki. Why? Why not.

57. Four, Six, and Seven are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Eight walks in. What happens?

Yoshikage Kira: "...I'm going to pretend I didn't see this and go live my normal life, if it's all the same to you. Goodbye."