"Daniel Shoemaker" joined the paratroops because she wanted the extra fifty dollars a month to send back home. Little did she know she was going to meet a charming paratrooper with dimples too. Luz/OC.

""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.

Completed. The Hound escapes with Sansa into the wilderness during the Battle of the Blackwater. I am a hardcore SanSan fan. I wanted to play with them and help them play with each other. Sansa is a bit older, Hound is the same. Mature content awaits you.

Hermione literally collides with trouble in an alley in Northern Italy, which will lead her through a process called 'falling in love.' HG/LM (eventual), DH-EWE, AU, non-canon elements

During a visit of Lydia at Pemberley, a question from her nephews leads her to think about several occasions when a gift had been significant for her. A bit dark.

Sherlock Holmes learns the shocking secrets of Molly Hooper's past. *Cue dramatic music and an evil laugh*

Margaret Henry was one of nine women accepted into the new paratrooper program as an experiment for U.S. Military. She honestly didn't care how she was here; she just wanted to serve her country in the best way she knew how. She had no idea that she would come to find true friends and family along the way - as well as a potential love interest in her commanding officer. Mature

Ten years after Harry Potter defeated Voldemort, the Wizarding World seems safe: until two Hogwarts students disappear without a trace in the Forbidden Forest. Strangely linked to this incident is Severus Snape, who died in the Shrieking Shack. Or did he? When Hermione Granger is pulled into the investigation, she discovers the unimaginably dangerous truth. Complete.

After a particularly messy breakup, Hermione throws caution to the wind and volunteers to do a bit of nude modelling for a Muggle art class. As you do. It's all fine and dandy, until she learns her sworn enemy is one of the students.

Stuck in the Lannisters' house, Sansa practices yoga to cope with a frustrating everyday life and a stormy relationship with Joffrey. One day, Sandor Clegane surprises her in the middle of her yoga routine and she ends up offering him a yoga lesson...

"I'm not predictable." – "Yes, you are." When Hermione sets off to visit the biggest wizarding library in Europe all on her own, she doesn't expect to run into Draco. / / Light holiday read. EWE. Complete.

Why on earth is Severus Snape working at Hermione's local coffee shop? She is determined to find out. [A series of 200 drabbles, with 100 words per drabble. Rated for language, balloon animals, sexytimes, and whatnot. A gift for Toblass.]

Molly kept thinking eventually she'd accept that the conversation needed to happen, but each time she thought, "maybe just one more time. It's really too good to stop now. Just one more." After Sherlock and Molly are intimate, she dreads the "let's just be friends talk" and is willing to pull out all the stops to avoid having it. All of them.

There are many ways in which two people can share a bed, and many ways they can behave when they're there - something Sherlock learns as he and Molly find themselves doing it increasingly often. Starts shortly after series 2, and should bring us right up to date (and possibly beyond...).

After Eurus's emotional vivisection, Sherlock returns to Baker Street and tries to put the shattered pieces of his life back together. Takes place immediately after the Final Problem but before that happy little montage. Shameless Sherlolly. Fluff with a little angst. Will probably lead to a little naughtiness.

She walked in, with her attitude and a polka dot umbrella. Whatever else I expected this miserable, rainy night, it definitely wasn't this.

Antonin kidnaps Hermione during the Department of Mysteries debacle, not knowing who she was, or why he needed her. Rabastan's strange affection for Luna introduces them all to the mudblood in the dungeons. When she offers good company, they offer her a way out, but she has to die first. Antonin begins to learn that things have changed since he's gotten out of Azkaban.

Selected from the academy and pulled through the ranks as a medical ninja, Sakura never met the man in her building called Kakashi Hatake until a series of fire alarms pulled them together.

Wendy escapes a loveless marriage by way of Neverland. Slow burn Wendy/Hook. What will Peter do when he finds that Wendy is not a child and not a grown up?

A short fic for Sherlolly Appreciation Week 2017 - Day Six(Canon Compliant – Season 4). Sherlock said he deletes every text that starts with 'Hi'. Molly wonders if he's fibbing.

When his eyes had lost the white dots from the sudden light, he registered more than Hermione's frantic breathing. An eye mask was pushed back into her unruly curls, her body almost completely hidden by pyjamas far too big for her, a vast amount of white cotton, with little purring cats all over.

Antonin's eyes studied the picture of the girl in the soft blue dress, as she was twirled around by a boy in Durmstrang robes. Krum eyed the girl, Hermione, his mouth set in a grim line. Her face could not have been more different, her eyes twinkled when he bowed, and she erupted into fits of giggles every time she was lifted, lighting up the whole picture with her smile.

"You as my Healer; me as your patient; arrived under the circumstances of my noteworthy occupation with a broken nose, only to be fixed by you, the girl who once despised me, and coincidentally, broke my nose when we were children."/ "Will you be narrating the rest of our encounter, Malfoy?"/ "Oh, is there more?" [Healer Granger/Quidditch player Malfoy] [COMPLETE]

This is them. [Part of the Schoolgirl Crush series]

The Order asks Hermione Granger to lay down for Severus Snape.

Sandor and Sansa meet again in the Vale on the occasion of the tourney organized by Littlefinger. Written for the genre challenge on LJ, the genre being "black comedy".

1st Place Popular Choice and Judge's Choice of P.S. I Love You Contest. Individual judge's choice by LyricalKris, BellaFlan, BoydBlog, 2old4fanfic, and Redtini. Winner of Give Us More, Fell off the bed laughing, and Butterflies in the Stomach awards. Bella arrives in D.C. as an advice columnist. Enter mentor Edward Cullen, Big Shot investigative reporter and Asshole Extraordinaire.

A Christmas drink in the premises of an imaginary humanitarian agency.

She's fallen in a flowerbed, lost a student in the Forbidden Forest and narrowly missed blasting Hogwarts' hunky new groundskeeper to bits. They say trouble comes in threes, but for Pansy Parkinson, the disasters just keep racking up. Pansy/Charlie

An event so horrible occurs that it changes the Bennet's forever, Altering the course of Pride and Prejudice as we know it. Regency. Multiple Character Pairings! (Elizabeth/Darcy) (Jane/Colonel) (Kitty/Bingley) COMPLETE!

Sandor has a drinking problem. A problem with drinking blood. Too bad there's no Blood Suckers Anonymous for him to attend. The good news? Sansa. Dark, gorey, some character deaths, vampires, failed rape attempts. Same incident as my "Sweetest Kill" story, with happier results. No, you do not have to read that first, it is more graphic then this one.

Sansa Stark, back in Winterfell, by her side the man used to be known as the Kingslayer, the one known as the Hound, and the warrior maid Brienne of Tarth. It is Sansa and Jaime's wedding day and Sandor is not thrilled. Especially when he has to live through the day again…and again… A groundhog day AU set after ADWD where Sandor has to live Sansa's wedding day over and over again.

Hermione knows that Lucius Malfoy can't love her, but she is still caught up in an affair with him. She examines their year long relationship, wondering how she found herself in this predicament, after trying to break it off once and for all. A story of how they came together, and what happens when they part. Post-war. EWE. Lucius/Hermione. COMPLETE!

Molly was happy with her life. She's got a job she loves, a nice flat, her cat, and she's even begun dating again (now that she's over her infatuation with Sherlock, mostly). Then Sherlock dragged her out for a few hours of dress up and undercover work, and everything started to go to hell in a hand-basket. Written for the 2015 Sherlolly Big Bang on Ao3.

"I'm beginning to think that I would love to hear you scream." Tomione. Regency AU. Rated-M.

Returning for her Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger discovers that the school itself has different plans for her. * time travel *

Draco isn't sure what sort person would grow up dreaming of becoming a high-class escort, but for a young man with Veela blood who has to find his one Mate in a population of billions before he reaches the ripe old age of thirty? What other career choice is there?

(Complete) Hermione was easy to overlook with her sensible shoes and her dead-end Ministry job. Thorfinn was easy to ignore as a criminal from a past most were eager to forget. When their paths cross years after the war and he's accused of a terrible crime she knows he didn't commit, she will risk everything to keep an innocent man out of Azkaban.

The Death Eaters, in control of the ministry, create a marriage law with the sole intention of separating Hermione from Harry and Ron. Hermione must learn to deal with her new husband, Rabastan Lestrange. The Death Eaters didn't anticipate how persuasive Hermione can be. Rabastan/Hermione. COMPLETE!

In an effort to escape her captors, Hermione Granger attempts to go back in time two hours. However, she ends up in 1977, confused and alone. How will she navigate the past when she knows the future? Can she sit idly by and watch those she begins to consider friends succumb to their horrible fates? Timelines are tricky things. Remione. RLHG

She had no qualms about attending a wedding alone. And even if she did, she certainly wouldn't want to bring her boss—her attractive, intelligent employer who also happened to be some sort of mafioso. Tomione. M for a reason. Long one-shot. In which Tom is a part of the mafia, and Hermione knows.

Complete. For two years, Bella's had a cotton candy romance going on with her taciturn best friend. In her head. So after catching bits and pieces of Edward's unusual upbringing, Bella pays a visit to Alaska. AH

The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE

After spending 10 years living in solitude after the death of her husband and son, Mrs. Marianne Westfield nee Bennet decides to spend Christmas with her brother's family. Getting to know her nieces gives her an idea that will work to the benefit of all.

Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.

Tomione. Non-magic (sort of) AU. College student Hermione Granger is dragged to a dingy antique shop by the girl she babysits, only to find her destiny - and her past. Warnings: language, graphic death, murder, violence.

Hermione lifts her head to look at him, and he leans sideways beside her, impossibly dark eyes fixed on hers. "Well," Scabior says lightly. "Who'd you kill, beautiful?" Wild West, Muggle!AU. Full version.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

Follow Mary Bennet in her quest to discover her true self, as unlikely friendships are formed, tentative romances occur, and matchmaking attempts run wild. Also featuring Kitty, and minor Austenian heroines. Now complete.

Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.

Shortly after the marriage of Mr. Collins Elizabeth and her sister Mary venture to visit their dear friend as promised, neither sister knew that love was waiting for them just out of sight. Mary/Col Fitzwilliam Complete

Two years after the fall, Sherlock has come home to a new complication in his well-ordered existence - the shy pathologist he once trusted with his life. Can he now trust her with his heart, or is she simply a problem that needs solving? In the meantime, a rash of seemingly unrelated murders has followed him home. Who is behind them and why? Blatant Sherlolly. Rating changed to M.

Oneshot. Sandor Clegane's dark and disturbed character is assessed by Sansa, during an unexpected meeting in a dark courtyard. Whatever his faults, could the Hound be what she's always wanted? Rated M for coarse language, I absolutely suck at writing summaries. Sansa is a legal and consenting adult.

When an interview with an anonymous female claims that Sherlock Holmes is an amazing lover - Molly Hooper instantly knows it is fake. She is then shocked to find Sherlock present her with a list he wants to complete with her assistance.

In which there is a reason Molly isn't a consulting detective and Sherlock sees an excellent opportunity in her wrong assumption.

Omegaverse Regency-Period Sherlolly story. No, seriously. With Knotting and everything.

Prompt by Njfoxy for the sansa sandor LJ comm. When Ned is arrested and charged with treason, Joffrey breaks his betrothal to Sansa at that point and as punishment he strips her of her name and marries her to the Hound. They continue to live in Kings Landing awkwardly getting to know each other until crisis forces them to make a difficult choice.

The year is 1963; a new Professor proves to be a furious distraction to all, students and professors alike. One exception being Miss Hooper who intends not to be dreamy about Professor Holmes. Unfortunately enough one cannot always escape ones faith.

A future AU fic. Sansa has decided who she wants to marry. A Valentines SanSan one shot. Mild sexual themes.

Desperate to flee King's Landing and Joffrey's building cruelty, Sansa finds she has no choice left but to use the sole asset she has in order to get the help she needs. Beta-ed by the great Wildsky Sheri.

She will not cry over him. Not again. [Follow up to Schoolgirl Crush]

Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influential Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.

If you could give the Hound a reward, what would it be? When Sansa refuses to leave with Sandor during the battle of Blackwater, he is left with only one option: stay with her. During the hours that follow he saves Joffrey's life and the King gives him a reward...what happens next? Mature themes, spoilers for TV show and books.

Irene Adler was dead. And my friend Sherlock Holmes refused to eat, sleep, speak, or do anything at all besides stand by the window and compose. Until Molly Hooper braved the steps of our flat, bringing the one thing no one thought he needed: a fairytale.Tag and AU for Scandal in Belgravia

In King's Landing, Sansa is about to be part of a well waited exchange. AU, T to begin with, M later.

Life has a way of not turning out as one has planned. The story of Miss Mary Bennet the last of the Bennet girls.

What happened to Kitty after her three sisters were married?

Sansa must shift away from Jaime's sleeping form to find her pleasure.

A dead man sits on Molly Hooper's vanity chair, pale skin like marble (bruises and lacerations veins in the stone), a cigarette between his fingers. 2013 SAMFA Winner, Best Romance in M Rated Category Nominated 2013 for Best Angst and Best Drama

Helping John shop for an engagement ring is easier than Molly thought it would be, especially with Sherlock in tow.

Sherlock is very precise in his speech so when he accidentally lets something slip it's up to John to find out why. Sherlolly.

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

It's the day of the bread riots in King's Landing, and Sandor saves Sansa from those who mean to harm her...but things don't quite end the same way they do in A Clash of Kings...

Molly's taste in men has never been that great. Lucky for her, Sherlock can always spot what's wrong before she does.

She rides behind him on his big, badly tempered horse and wonders whether she made the right decision or not. (Sansa/Sandor). Part One of Mother, If You Could See Me Now.

Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.

It was one of life's great ironies that the day Molly decided to get over him and on with her life was the day Sherlock Holmes realised that he actually had feelings for her and it was high time he did something about them.

A fairy tale for adults. A mysterious disease is ravaging the land, and strange things are happening in the forests. Village healer Molly encounters a wolf on the way to Grandmother's House, and her life will never be the same.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

These things pass. So they say.

She'll have to come back at some point. [Companion piece to Schoolgirl Crush]

Sandor Clegane discovers that death does not always mark the end of a life. Sometimes it's only the beginning. Spoilers up to and including A Feast For Crows. AU

Five times Sandor Clegane listened to his better instincts, and one time he didn't.

A one-shot based off a prompt from the Sherlolly Prompt Meme: Sherlock is a bit of a trade rat. He has a habit of "borrowing" stuff from strangers and acquaintances alike, but he always leaves something else behind instead. Molly benefits. Happy Birthday, Petra Todd!

Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.

Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

When Sherlock asked Molly to help him, she never thought she'd be given a more difficult task. Until what he asked for next. HUGE SPOILERS for Series Two.

Sherlock Holmes, a very unusual sort of pirate, needs help from a famous physician named Dr. Hooper. Adventure and romance follow, and lots of familiar faces. COMPLETE

AU KakaSaku set in Edo-period Japan. Sakura is the descendant of a red-haired foreigner as well as a merchant's daughter. Kakashi is a local samurai who has fallen on hard times, a man whose pride has been broken down to this point. Love comes after. Crossposted on Ao3

Sansa Stark wants to thank Sandor Clegane for saving her from angry mob. Small thing, but this gives the whole War of Five Kings a new turn.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

Modern day AU. Sandor Clegane was content in the Lannister underworld - until Sansa Stark came along.

Wendy returns to Neverland and ends up aboard the Jolly Roger...but does she want to leave? Wendy/Hook

Sansa is rescued from King's Landing,but the plan is different from what she expected. AU fic deviating from canon on the day of Joffrey's wedding to Margaery Tyrell. Note: Includes POV chapters of Melisandre & Jon Snow as well.

Joffrey wants to hear Sansa scream. But will the Hound do what is asked of him? This story is complete and already posted over at the sansaXsandor livejournal community. I am posting it here as well for posterity.

Sometimes leftovers are better the second time around. Sansa gets a gift, and Sandor is the one to deliver it. One-shot.

Three years after the war, Scabior finds himself locked in a cellar with Luna Lovegood, pondering over the existence of Nargles - .lunascabior; crack; slight au

"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."

A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU

A Fruits Basket Regency Romance. Exhausted fugitive Tohru Honda stumbles upon a stranger who offers her shelter in his home-which turns out to be a mansion filled with people who remind her of different animals. What's a young lady to do?

When Toki is put in charge of breaking Pickles of his drug and drinking habits, he discovers just how much the drummer likes him. SLASH. Very bad, yummy slash. One-shot. Please review.

Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.

Millie's not your ordinary girl, but Charlie finds that if you scratch the surface, there's a bit more to her. Charlie/Millicent

He's received a second chance and he refuses to waste it. His obsession wrought a dangerous and deadly trap and he expects to have her. Mind. Body. Soul. She was his for the taking.

Mary Bennet, we read in Pride and Prejudice, lived a less secluded life after the marriages of her sisters. Did she rusticate a spinster forever? I choose to say she did not. Here, then, is a happy ending of two sorts for Mary Bennet. One-shot.

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.

Lucius hires Hermione, a marriage consultant, to find a bride for Severus, secretly scheming to pair them up. What he gets is a bit more than he bargained for. LM/HG.

Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.

In which Sakura is struck by an arrow.

Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?

Slightly AU, Snape doesn't get killed in the end of the 7th book. Hermione/Snape romance involving a weird incidence of time travel. Not another Hermione goes back in time and falls in love with young Severus! It's much more original than that!

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

KakaSaku. How does one hardened shinobi transition to a point in life where he’s ready to accept change? Will consist of eleven shorts

He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.

Sarah grows up, but the powers granted to her by the Goblin King have never faded, and neither has his love for her. For when a man is an immortal, the one thing he has in his favor, is time... JxS. Complete! included, one very small update

During a bout with the measles, Hermione learns that going by the book isn't always the best thing to do. (HGSS One-shot)