Alfred F. Jones falls in love with his babysitter, Alice Kirkland, at the age of six. Years later, he reunites with her, wondering how she managed to stay the same way. "You're Mary Poppins from Neverland, aren't you?" If he only knew about Arthur.

"15 million dollars!" "15? Does anyone want to go—" "25 million!" "25 million! Anymore? Going once, going twice, going—" "50 million dollars," a certain redheaded teenager announced, making the transaction come to a complete stop. "In cash."

"Best Man is an insult for me. I prefer to be called ze Awesome Man and here is my awesome speech! So, Roddy, I didn't expect a wuss like you to get married!" In which Gilbert is the Bes... Awesome Man of Roderich and Elizaveta's wedding.