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 Bonjour! If you came to my page looking for a well written or completely mindless fan-fic... well, look in my favorites, my Fan-fics aren't worth the computer they're typed on. My original stories, however, are pretty good, if I do say so myself, but this isn't FictionPress, no, and so my fan-girly fiction doesn't exist. |
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Dead Boy Rising by chickenshithypocrite reviews
One night turns everything around. One girl breathes the life back into him - with force. And he's never going to let anyone hurt her again. JD's POV of Dead Girl Walking. Oneshot.
Heathers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Complete
Unapologetic by Joanne Barcia reviews
"Well, I find that when the opportunity rises to see Jason Dean drugged out of his mind and strapped to a bed in the psych ward, it's one I wouldn't miss for the world." Alternate ending to the movie.
Heathers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Complete
The Couple Downstairs by violent darlings reviews
Erik is not thrilled when a couple of swearing, possibly alcoholic uni students move into the flat below his. But somehow, the couple downstairs become the best thing that's happened to him in a long time. Erik/Christine/Raoul, modern AU. Threesome, polymory.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Erik, Christine, Raoul - Complete
A Thief in the Night by Phantom Night Owl reviews
Christine Daae is a girl poised on the cusp of womanhood, when a stranger moves into the house next door and her life is changed forever.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 298,474 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Erik, Christine - Complete
When It's Time to Run by writergirl8 reviews
There are seven fatal flaws in the universe, and River and the Doctor are not impervious to any of them.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Anathema by Broken-Vow reviews
Through heartbreak and trial, Christine must learn to trust and grow under the guidance of a sinister and deadly guardian.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 193,075 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Soubrette Seeking Perennial Propriety by violent darlings reviews
Or, How To Snag A Phantom With Help From A Time Travelling Alien And A Well-Meaning Shop Girl. Rose and the Doctor land in Christine Daae's dressing room to save her from the perverts of the Opera. This is probably a crack fic. Erik / Christine.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Rose T., Christine - Complete
Water Under The Bridge by Gabriel87 reviews
"Erik! You mean you have never skipped stones before?" He merely stared, and her blue eyes grew wide with surprise and amusement. "Do not tell me I possess a talent that my maestro does not!" Leroux fluff.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
With Friends Like This by violent darlings reviews
Nadir Khan really needs a new best friend. Starring Christine, unborn!Charles, and the epic bromance that is Erik and Nadir.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Sherry by Kryss LaBryn reviews
A naughty little tale of a slightly uncomfortable evening complicated by the addition of some misunderstandings as to intentions and several glasses of sherry. Warning: Dubcon.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Let Phantom Lie by La Javert reviews
Alternate lyrics poking some fun at the Phantom sequel, "Love Never Dies". This can be sung along to the title track!
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
PHANTY! by starburst27 reviews
Raoul pesters Erik with stupidity, Erik goes on adventures, etc
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Erik
The Fetish by Quiet2885 reviews
Deformed boy meets girl. Naturally, they fall in love. But all is not as it seems...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
What is and What Should Never be by Shire cat reviews
Seymour’s in Hell and the people there aren’t very happy to see him. Not at all.
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
How Lord Andy Stole Christmas by Frenchie-chan reviews
Every Phan down in Phan-ville wanted Erik's Phantom filmed a lot. But Lord Andy, who lived just north of Phan-ville, DID NOT! A POTO/Grinch parody. Merry Christmas!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Think of Me by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash – one-sided emotionally. Raoul angst. Christine’s always there. Cliche title a bonus!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
After Ever by Tragedy Tay reviews
Miss Elphaba Thropp, she is no more frightening to you than a hairbrush; the only alarming thing about her at all is her sense of vogue. Elphaba/Glinda
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Paper Faces by websandwhiskers reviews
E&C, eventual Meg&Raoul, based on the 2004 movie. This is an AU, diverging from canon at the scene on the roof. How might the story have gone if Christine was just a little more self aware?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,785 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Christine, Erik
Just Don't Ask by gravity01 reviews
Christine returns. Don't worry about trivialities like logic or common sense. Some questions are better left unasked.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Eight Legs of Love by Quiet2885 reviews
Kay Erik became really sad and angsty when Christine wanted him to kill a spider. How will Leroux Erik react in a similar situation? Just a bit of humor : Helps to have read Kay.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Rose with Thorns by EverspringNative reviews
What if Christine wasn't a brainless waif unable to make a decision? What if she were a woman who knew what she wanted and how to get it? And what if, in the bowels of the theater, Erik suddenly didn't know what hit him? My first and most likely only EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 56,139 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Erik, Christine
Golden, White, Red by kiss a bull reviews
He was golden, she was white, and together they were red. RaoulMeg.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Raoul, Meg Giry - Complete
First Flight by Crookykanks reviews
It was ridiculous, even now in the cold Vinkus air. She had become the very picture of a Witch. A detail on the Witch's first broomride. The book was not on hand, and therefore not referenced, when I wrote this.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Color by Crookykanks reviews
Galinda rumaged desperately through her nail polish drawer. Surely one of these colors could match her roomie's skin tone.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
The Death of Innocence by Kryss LaBryn reviews
In the dark of night, a perfect child was born... Oneoff. May disturb some viewers.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Erik - Complete
In the Gutter by Orestes Fasting reviews
Enjolras refuses to give Grantaire up as a lost cause, but boy does he have a strange way of trying to provoke him out of his apathy. Slash.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
The Music Box by Labyrinth of Fire reviews
Still in working order...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Of Threnodies and Roses by Quiet2885 reviews
Modern Retelling. Leroux Undertones. He began as an Angel that came to her one frightening night. As Christine is slowly swept up into a dangerous and passionate obsession, will she survive his dark world...and even darker past? COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 140,173 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
If Only by The Scorpion reviews
Oneshot. Raoul shoots at two glowing stars that shine through his balcony window at night and quite soon regrets it. If only...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, Philippe - Complete
Guilt by The Real Christine Daae reviews
Another morbid story for the morbidity contest on Raoul as a child has some traumatic issues to deal with concerning the death of his mother during childbirth with him.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005
In the Womb of Good and Evil by StitchGrl reviews
Two men walk into a dark forest...and...Morbidity.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Complete
Legacy of an Opera Ghost by orianna-2000 reviews
Did Erik truly exist? Searchers be warned: Facts aren't always what they seem, and Truth comes with a terrible price.... A short, suspenseful mystery.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
Dude, Where's My Bordeaux? by Angel Sentier reviews
[COMPLETED] OneShot bit of random fluff my friend and I cooked up. In a HIGHLY unlikely circumstance, what would happen if Raoul and Erik got together, got drunk, and decided to talk about the woman they love?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Forever and Always by Labyrinth of Fire reviews
Choices always have consequences. A dark little one shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
The Flames by Senna Wales reviews
A death's head stalks abroad tonight, and this time, he will not be defied. This time, SHE will be silenced once and for all. One shot. 2nd PFN Morbidity Writing Contest entry.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
Perros Guirec by Senna Wales reviews
Until death do you part, Christine. But whose death will it be? One shot for PFN's 2nd Morbidity Writing Contest.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Complete
Debt of Blood by orianna-2000 reviews
Erik has long brooded over a secret injustice . . . and tonight he will do the unthinkable in order to balance the scales.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Fatherhood by TheThingsIRegret reviews
Oneshot, COMPLETED! Erik's thoughts on becoming a father. Rated M for adult themes.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Dreamy Memories by fantasyfan reviews
When Jonas's memories start to flow back to the Community, they come to a person he had close ties with - his sister. Now Lily must find a way to deal with the confusing dreams she can't share.
Giver - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2005
Angel of Fanfic by Clever Lass reviews
An English teacher's rant about the quality of Phantom of the Opera fanfic out there, written appropriately in the form of a song parody of Angel of Music.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Complete
Mirrors by Chantal reviews
Anguished and alone under the Opera, Erik is confronted by someone who may know more about him than he knows about himself. Very dark, very twisted. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Too Late by orianna-2000 reviews
The Phantom vanishes with Christine after his opera is performed, bitter and desperate for love. This short, dark story is inspired by a line from ALW's play but written in the spirit of Leroux. [Revised August 2007]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Stranger Than You Meant It by Absinthe-Minded reviews
A rare and illuminating series of private correspondences between the composer and lyricist of a legendary work of musical theatre...No, really!...Would I lie?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Complete
Arabian Nights by SingingMoon'n'LadyWillow reviews
Erik is stuck in a dream world. He is the second most powerful man in Persia, and he has a harem of beautiful women... including Christine. EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,260 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/29/2004
Tea Solves Everything by CrawfordsBiscuits reviews
He never told her how to unlock the door. And, a snap decision to leave ensured that they just missed each other. But he WOULD stay with her to eternity... he only wished he'd come sooner. EC semi morbid
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Complete
Violin by The Grasshopper reviews
(Ch. 3!) How would things be different if Raoul and Erik became friends...before Christine?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004
Christine Daaé is Dead by The Grasshopper reviews
(COMPLETED!) So says the Paris Epoque.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Complete
Beyond the Stars by Stephantom reviews
Father and son struggle to move on after a mother's death. This is about the Persian!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Persian/Daroga - Complete
One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz by Jehan's Muse reviews
Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2002
The Raven 2 by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
In memory of Edgar Allen Poe - presenting a really funny poem spoofing his 'The Raven'. Read and enjoy! ME
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2002