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Joined 08-19-07, id: 1355649, Profile Updated: 11-15-10
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

So that’s where I write about myself? Okay… so I’m 19 (not anymore), not much of a writer, I review better. Never thought about writing in my entire life, so I thought I might just get lucky, beginners luck and all (never happened).

Weirds: lucid dreaming, book fetish, obsession with noses. (and that just freaks me out. I saw inception and went crazy over it. i haven't realized just how long i've been lucid dreaming)*

well, this was some 4 or 5 years ago. i had a pretty detailed description of myself here. 20 lines or so... after 5 years only 3 stayed.

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The Fandom Within by Satay Chicken Disaster reviews
One night, Eames and Arthur make a startling discovery as they find out that Ariadne has been slashing them in her own, M-rated fanfictions.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Après Mort, le Deluge by Tindomiel reviews
Life is hard. Death is harder. Sirius Black’s journey through the veil takes him to a curious state of mortality and a very unexpected destination... Ankh Morpork is about to meet a new kind of wizard. Discworld/Harry Potter crossover.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006
HP Chatroom by Stultus Stulta Loquitur reviews
Funny, pointless, and stupid! But guarenteed to make you laugh or your money back! You didn't pay anything to read this, and if you did, someone scammed you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Stupid Muggle Invetions by Castor49 reviews
Just a stupid, humors dialog. That's keeps getting longer. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Voldemort's Return: The Musical by cyberelf reviews
Voldemort and his Death Eaters display their musical talent Disney style in this musical parody of the events of the night of Lord Voldemort's return.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Legend of Guilly Granger by Priah reviews
Com After Voldy's defeat, the world of Hogwarts' students seems to drastically change. Abandoned by their peers, two people, one sadistic, the other sarcastic, decide to stick together and slake their thirst for mortifying revenge. Humor, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,391 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
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Let the heart decide reviews
The Marriage law is passed and Hermione is the first target, but then Snape comes to her rescue. Or does he? What happens when Hermione gets an upper hand in the matters, but who will she choose. Evil vs Snarky, Mind vs Heart
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dark and Cold reviews
Poem dedicated to Severus Snape, written 4 years ago, but published just now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete