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Hey, guys! Guess what? I applied to something called the Disney College Program! Basically what that is, is like a paid college internship where you go and work at a Disney Park for several months. I'm so excited, I haven't been accepted yet, but I get that feeling I will be soon, and I'm so excited! :)

Now onto the part of the profile about me...

Ok I decided my previous profile- except for this part which I'm keeping because it's still decent- was kinda annoying so I'm changing it because if anyone actually cares I don't want them to think I'm completely crazy. (even if I am ) Anyways... Um well I have nothing good to say other than make sure you review people's stories it is SUPER important and giving a good review not only makes the person your reviewing feel good, but it makes you feel good too so do the world a favor and spread the love... And whatever. Also make sure to eat your vegetables, get lots of sleep, don't text, or drink, or do both at the same time while driving because from all the videos I've seen in drivers Ed it generally does not turn out well... It's the least you and the universe could do for all the reviewing and love I give you fabulous writers that I wish I was. :) Right?

honestly not that much. I recently became an adult and will be starting college soon so that's pretty exciting... Creepers better back off...I know you want to come after me now that I'm an adult and getting more independence and freedom and am finding my own self or whatever. It's never gonna happen... I'm seriously paranoid about the crazies that could come after me. I like watching way too much TV and memorizing as many commercials as possible so I already know what that advertisement is for before it even shows. I do the same thing when in the car listening to the radio. I try to identify songs in the smallest amount of time possible so I know if its a song I don't like or something I don't want to listen to simply because I know my mom knows every word and if she were to realize what song it was would make me leave it so she could jam out by "singing" it really loudly whilst dancing in her seat and driving. And don't try to pretend that you didn't do that or at least wished you could. I know you want to. OOH! I also have a cat named Aladdin who recently was banished to the outside by my dad because he couldn't seem to mange to pee/poop in the litter box like any other normal cat. I miss being able to snuggle with him all the time. It's so lonely without him. :(

I do however appreciate writers for the wonderful artists they are in the form of... REVIEWS! Yes I try to review most things I read unless I start in the middle of the story and they already have plenty of people reviewing their story, I have many reasons for reviewing stories, but the main one is basically because I want to reassure the writers that people really do appreciate them writing and putting their work out there to be criticized. It's not easy. And also I think by stroking their egos a little bit, it motivates them to write faster so I in turn as the reader get more stuff to read. I actually do happen to be quite picky in what I read I won't read thing that have too many chapters because to me that means the writer doesn't really know where they want the story to end for example some people write stories with over 100 chapters and I'm sorry but there is no way I'm going near that monstrosity. Not even the books I was forced to read in high school had that many chapters. I also like reviewing because I'm constantly on the lookout for any minor or major mistakes I can point out to make everyone's reading experience more enjoyable. Especially when I see something questionable in the spelling, dialect. or phrasing of something form an American's pov to someone foreign (my way of not being racist or politically correct)

I'm also really frustrated because I had a longer, funnier, wittier version of this whole profile spiel and my computer freaked and erased the whole thing so I had to start all the way over from that first bullet point on the page. And of course I'm too lazy to re-type the whole thing along with the fact that I can't actually remember exactly what all I said. So here is the shorter more boring version.