Barricade wants to know what's so special about the Witwicky boy, and he's determined to find out.

The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

Mephisto sends Amaimon to teach Rin one of the joys of having a tail. AmaiRin, MephiRin

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

An awkward meeting between two teams. Fairly strong 'M' stuff, Scout x Sniper

Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.

After the hostile takeover of Konoha, the remnants of those loyal to Naruto dispersed across the world, planning for vengeance against Danzou. Sakura, now living in a frozen tundra, finds herself a few more allies she would have never once suspected.

AU. Few women have what it takes to work at Founder's, but when Sango complains to the manager about the coffee shop's flirtatious counter attendant, she's offered a job on the spot. A story told in bits and pieces. MirSan. COMPLETE.

Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Rin's thoughts and woes on tail binding during his first weeks at True Cross Academy. Mephisto provides some useful tips.

Hilda/Touko/WhitexN/ FerrisWheelShipping. Hilda and N decide to take a ride on the Ferris Wheel at Nimbasa City together but it turns out that the Ferris Wheel breaks down, leaving them trapped together.. and then N does the unexpected. Oneshot.

Autobalance is a strange thing... they'd always feared it would screw up. But not like this. SniperxScout. Rated mostly for language. -Complete-

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

AU. When Inuyasha calls in a favor, Kagome sacrifices her holiday in order to help him fulfill an annual familial obligation. Missed flights, misunderstandings, and mistletoe conspire to bring two strangers together. SK. **watch for annual additions**

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.

-AU- Orihime Inoue was not superstitious. The ghost stories whispered by her new neighbors and friends, the unexplainable events; they all meant little to her... until she became the only person to see the demon at the edge of the woods. -Halloween Fic-

Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.

Will gets turned into a Seeker. Things really go downhill from there. Semi-serious crack-bunny, rated for a couple of later chapters.

The war is over, the Autobots victorious. But a young Autobot Seeker will soon discover that there is more to the Decepticon slaves, and to himself, than meets the eye.

AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.

Cheating at cards made easy.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

AU. On a mission, Sakura and her companions find themselves in the custody of the wildest clan of the East Province. Forced to accept their hospitality and a redheaded escort, the medic must make the best of her situation, wherever it leads her. GaaSaku.

Eight years since Sasuke left Konoha has seen dramatic changes to Konoha village. The village is protected by the unstoppable Shadow, a mysterious ninja who has taken countless lives for the Hokage... ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru

AU. Everyone knows that a hanyou comes from the union of a human and a youkai. In this case, the union of a human and a youkai is brought about by a hanyou. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. Valentine's Day Oneshot.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!

They say first impressions are ever lasting…yeah. Do you ever get the feeling that you are the butt of a Cosmic Joke? Co-authored by emmaren and Lady Scheherazadea for Dokuga's Collaborators Group.

Kagome comes up with a surefire plan to figure out what happened to youkai in the modern era. It involves dancing chicks... cupcakes... and a guinea pig. Kouga and Kagome.

Nobunaga visits a gardening shop. Sidefic for my HUNT FOR THE INTANGIBLE. Occurs between chapters 13 and 14.

On a misadventure, Sakura finds herself with the most unlikely of companions. AU, set before Shippuden. Sasori x Sakura.

Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Sesshomaru finds himself at the head of a most unlikely parade.

Because you can't feel anything in outer space and its nice to pretend, even if it's just for a little bit, even if it is just a lie, that you don't hurt any more. SugetsuxSakura

[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.

COMPLETE. Part 2: They parted ways after the agreement, until Sesshoumaru decided it was time to collect on the debt Kagome owed him. Part 3: The appearance of an enemy from the past brought Sesshoumaru and Kagome together once again.

Ero sennin's pick up lines! Guaranteed to get the girl or your money back! Well... it would be more guaranteed if it hadn't fallen on his face in the library, but heck, Sai will try anything once! Maybe it will save him a beating from Sakura...

Hikaru and Kaoru play a game. But how is Haruhi supposed to join when even the twins themselves don't know the rules?

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

[oneshot] After finding out about Apirl Fool's Day, Shippo's pranks get out of hand. Who will Kagome ask to help her curb the kit's mischief? It's monk vs. kitsune with the usual fluff and flirtation thrown in for good measure.

[Nekozawa x Haruhi] It takes twenty eight days to break a habit.

Bored Orihime contemplates asking Ulquiorra a sort of offbeat question. Cue one human girl's overactive imagination and one Hollow's extreme confusion. OrihimeUlquiorra

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

In which Haruhi embarks on a romance without even realizing it. A not very obvious tale of love between our beloved heroine and a Hiitachin. But not the one you'd expect. Complete.

Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape

COMPLETE. Inuyasha's erratic youkai transformations forced Kagome to seek help from Sesshoumaru in more ways than one. Unsurprisingly, the taiyoukai balked at the idea...until Kagome offered him something in exchange for his help.

Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.

Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.

Oneshot. Souta Higurashi turns fifteen and wishes his life was as exciting as his sister Kagome's. When Grandpa decides the boy needs training up a bit, Souta's new Sensei isn't all he appears.

All stories have beginnings. This one starts like this. Shades of Mori x Haruhi.

Pheromones: any chemical that has an effect on physiology or behavior. My name is Kagome Higurashi, and this is my experiment.

Originally, for Halloween, Sai hadn’t decided what to go as, but once he glimpsed at the bleeding flesh on Sakura’s neck, he suddenly had the urge to be a vampire…

One day in Akatsuki, Itachi wonders…He's prettier than Deidara...right? Oneshot

Just like the title says, Hinata breaks wind. Who will save her from her embarrassment? Trace elements of NejiHina, SasuHina, KibaHina, NaruHina. Fluffy and a tad smelly.

When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.

Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.

He didn't want to mark her, and she couldn't understand why. It seems there's been some miscommunication. Oneshot, InuKag.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Gaara has a new experience with Sakura. Extra silly, rated T as in teehee, because ... yeah.

AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE

Hikaru and Kaoru come up with a new twist on an old game. HaruhiHitachiins

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

[One Shot, SesshKag] His skin had been stretching thin lately and he didn't know why. Everything was the same, yet still he felt as if he had changed or was changing. RATED FOR VIOLENCE AND IMPLIED SEXUAL SITUATIONS. COMPLETE.

Throughout his life, Gaara has faced many trials... but none of them as challenging as a pink haired belly dancer. GaaSaku.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Why does Sesshoumaru hate Tenseiga so much? [Sess and Inupapa] [oneshot]

Coincidences just don't happen to Kagome, so when she repeatedly comes across a certain lord on her spontaneous runs, she questions Fate's plan.[SK]

My 2nd fic, DM&HG. MATURE. Why would the Dark Lord ever want the son of one his most loyal and pure followers to wed a filthy Mudblood? Completed July 05

Kagome gets separated from her friends during a demon attack only to stumble across something that has her quaking in fear at first. What will she do about it and just exactly what is Sesshomaru doing? One-shot SessKag

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

Gon, Killua, Leorio, and Kurapika (along with Tompa)are forced to spend 50 hours in confinement in the Trick Tower. How does one occupy oneself for that much time? COMPLETE (Please read my bio page for helpful info about my fics)

[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...

[Written by Imbrium] Just a fluffy one-shot fic involving Killua in pursuit of chocolate. Mayhem ensues.

Forbidden love in the Sengoku Jidai ...

Complete Kikyo's a nurse, Miroku's a surgeon (the hands on sort), Inuyasha's a doctor, Sango's the peskiest patient in the world and Shippo is a kid who 'doesn't talk', and kagome has 28 days to live. And this is a humour fic?