Illuminated Darkness
The Profile

The Co-Written Account of x Dark Lady x, MyFreakyRomance, xShadowKissed and London-Lola.
Be warned, we are made up of 1/2 Twilight Addicts and 1/2 Twilight-Potter Addicts. A very dangerous combination.

"Where the light is brightest, the shadows are deepest."
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"There are two kinds of light—the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures."
— James Thurber

Profile 1:
x Dark Lady x

"There was a Lady, A Dark Lady.
She just sat there watching me,
Through the rear view mirror.
You cant run from the Dark Lady.
And that Dark Lady is me."

"I can see the world outside my window. It's burning..beautifully burning."

Hey! Okay, apparently I'm first up to, well, write my profile. This is partially because my other friends are way to indecisive. Anyway, I suppose I'll have to write a shortened version, but it'll save you guys a lot more of boring torture. Trust me. I can talk and babble a lot, when I want to. Probably even more than Laura when she's hyper. And that's saying something. So. Here's some (non-personal) things about me that you probably don't want to know.

I'm a girl. Kind of obvious, because of my penname. I'm still in school. I won't tell you my age, but I will say that I'm not up to my 16th yet. Neither are any of my friends, even though they like to believe they are. I also like dark stuff. When I say dark...I mean dark. I don't look like someone who likes dark stuff, but trust me. I am crazed about evil. It's so fascinating. Half my stories are either Dark or Angst, or have some relation to war, murder and torture. Because I love that stuff...and by 'stuff' I mean red eyes, fallen angels, magic, spells, supernatural and stories where the Dark Side wins. Mind you, I'm also a Harry Potter fanatic, so you can see where my obsession comes from.

Hm. What else to say? Draco Malfoy is hot. So is Tom Riddle Jr. And Taylor Lautner. And occasionally Robert Patterson. Okay, that was random. It's almost as random as the time Mikaela and I were standing during a game of Dodgeball, giggling and randomly saying 'Lollipop'...'Ice Cream - Aaah'. Um. Okay. I don't know where that came from. Heh. Don't blame it on me, though, because I'm writing this late, late at night. When I'm supposed to be sleeping. So, you know.

Okay, now I'm going to be totally unoriginal and boring, and Copy and Paste stuff from my other profile. Which, along with my angsty/darkish stories, you can find here.

If Harry Potter was real, and I was a Witch...

- I'd be sorted in Slytherin or Ravenclaw.
- I'd be a Pureblood.
- I'd be a Water/Ice Elemental.
- I'd learn the Dark Arts.
- I'd probably join the Dark Lord.
- I'd probably fall head-over-heels for either Draco Malfoy or Scorpius Malfoy.
- I'd get a long really well with Hermione, Ginny and Luna, who I'd probably try to turn into Death Eaters.
- I'd go against Canon!

If Twilight was real, and I was part of that parallel universe...

- I'd be a Vampire.
- I'd drink human blood - I hate vegetables, so how can I live on tofu?
- I'd wear a lot of mascara.
- I'd have the power to control minds and the elements.
- I'd go to Forks High, just to watch the whole four books, live.
- I'd be really intelligent...more intelligent than Carlisle!
- I'd tell Bella that next time she falls 'deathly pregnant', she should be a little more original, and not copy Harry Potter's idea of naming his children after two people, whose names are mashed up in one.
- I'd tell Edward Cullen that he can't be Edward and Cedric Diggory at the same time.
- I'd probably join the Volturi, just so I can be an Evil Princess.

One of the things I find most authors always put on their profile page is their favourite pairings. Normally, I love to be in the spot-light and do my own unique thing, but I was looking down at my profile draft the other day, and then I was like, “What the heck? Might as well!”

So here you are...welcome my favourite couplings! The ones in black-italics are my absolute favourites, whilst the others are ones I really like, but don’t love. The ones that are in 'normal' writing are the ones I like to occasionally read. If you get that? Anyway, I've had to edit this from my main profile, so that I put only Twilight and Harry Potter (I don't care if this is a 'Twilight Account' Tay, I'm putting it in here whether you like it or not)...

Hermione/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Daphne, Ginny/Blaise, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Pansy, Luna/Ron, Luna/Harry, Ron/Pansy, Ron/Luna, Draco/Ginny

Renesmee/Jacob, Edward/Bella, Rosalie/Emmett, Jasper/Alice, Esme/Carlisle, Charlie/Renee, Volturi/OC

Hm...what else to put? Well, I'm out of ideas...for now. I suppose later I'll extend this. Though, be warned. It'll probably be the size of an essay the next time you check it out. Like I said, I babble a lot. Anyway, I won't hog all the space, and it's time for my lovely counterparts' profiles. Love, D x

"The darkness in my life,
Overtakes the light shining from the sun.
My world is a permanent eclipse."

"For as long as theres Darkness... My heart will be consumed by hatred..."

Profile 2:
MyFreakyRomance

"Being uncool is what makes someone cool. It makes them be themselves." - A good friend of mine called Jovana.

Yo. As you all know - hopefully - I'm MyFreakyRomance. My name is inspiration from the music I listen to. Out of all the girls, I'm more of the music person, and I'd pretty much stay in bed, faking real sicknesses, and yelling out 'I see the light!' if I don't have music. Yeah... as you can tell, I'm also kinda crazy-hyper. I'm sarcastic, crazy, kind, and over all - according to my lovely friends - not a very likeable person.

And if you think x Dark Lady x is, well, dark, then you really should meet me. I'm a gothic girl, and love writing some very creepy stories in my own time. I also have an account on Quizilla, and I go by the name of xXFallexXxAngelXx. And yes, I realise that I left out the N in Fallen. Yeah, I'm not really the one who checks her grammer and spelling after a story.

I love reading, and have over 60 books about Vampires, Werewolves, Witches and War. But, sadly, no Harry Poter. That's right, I'm not a fan (Sorry Dippy) and all the stories I will write are about Twilight... and probably other books too.

I also love muffins. They make me high... and as the profile below me says, she gets high on needles. Hm, seems like a lot of people are into drugs on this account.

Just to say, I was joking... maybe.

The two things I wanna' be when I'm older is either an author, or something in the music industry. I want to learn guitar... but my parents are too lazy to help me look for lesson (Sorry Mum and Dad... still love you). And author, because... I think I have a smudge of potental to actually seel at least one book.

My beliefs are strictly kept a secret... except I believe that the world will end in 2012. And I would have spent my whole life in school. Damn.

If any of you - ANY - like the music I like, ya know rock and punk and stuff, then here are a few bands I like, and hopefully you will too: My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Good Charlotte, Avenged Sevenfold, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Paramore, Within Temptation, Nightwish, H.I.M and good ol' Guns and Roses. The ones in bold are my most favourite to listen to, and the others I like aswell.

Hm, there's not much more for you guys to know. Except wolves are cute, vampire rule, turtles aren't as slow as you think, and chocolate actually don't give you zits.

I have amazing friends, a loving boy (who I own three quarters of, and he owns only one quarter of me), and my life is pretty good... besides homework.

Silk lines the coffin that you lie in, the colour so similar to your shocking eyes. The coffin is lowered to the ground, and I wipe a few tears away. You shouldn't have left so eariler, it's a curse. But, as I feel you watching me, a sadict smile crawls along my face, and I know that you know what I did.

Just kidding! I'm not THAT evil... or am I? Well, I guess you'll find out in my stories.

Believe me. I murder lives. In my own way...

DEATH BY HUGS!!

Thanks for reading my really, erm, weird profile. Thank you and goodnight Amsterdam!

Profile 3:
xShadowKissed

Ok. Hi. I'm a very boring person. Bye.

No joke, but if I leave it at that, my very nice friend, x Dark Lady x will kill me. So, I hope you don't die of boredom if you continue to read my very boring profile. If you do, I am very sorry and I owe your family and friends loads, so please, if you feel like living, skip my profile as it is very boring. Because, as you all know, everyone gets sick of being bored because being bored is boring.

But you see, because I'm THAT boring, I have nothing to write. Even though I just wrote something, it wouldn't be counted as something because being bored of someone's boredness while reading about someone who is boring is too boring to even be called boring let alone writing. Boring writing in my opinion is not writing because it is too boring and boredom can kill someone - or something. Just like curiosity killed the cat. I'm very sorry for the cat, died because of curiosity.

So I'd like to remind you one more time, that I am very boring, therefore I could be a murderer. Um, I don't want to go into this, but I've been the cause of many deaths in the past 4 months. Be afraid. Be very afraid. I am just THAT dangerous. And boring. Dangerous, and boring. If you continue to read this, you may find yourself very bored, and dead. Because boredom can kill. Just like looks. But don't worry, I don't have that power, sadly. My looks are no where near striking enough to kill someone. But I could actually literally kill you, physically. I wouldn't though, because if you've read up to here, you're very persistent. You should be dead by now. Reading this boring profile should've killed you.

'Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a round room. Round rooms? I hate round rooms. They remind me of worms. Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once!' -- Love this, it so reminds me of my friends. :)

A few things I believe;

1. Every year you realise how stupid you were the year before.

2. Every mistake you make, you regret, but because of that mistake, you don't make the same mistake again. Learning something earlier, is better.

3. Friends come and go, but only true ones remain in your heart. Well, unless they're real nasty, and they have to stay in your heart, because you want the revenge so badly. Speaking of revenge, I don't personally think it's 'sweet' as the saying goes.

4. Eyeliner is awesome, and you can never wear too much of it, only if you want to look like a freak.

5. There are lots of cheaters in games or love or basically, anything. But so what? Let them, they'll win, but at what price?

6. 'Love' can't simply be described, put in words. It is literally impossible. It doesn't matter how you say it, using as many adjectives as you want, but I believe it is not everything you feel.

7. Don't have s3x. Coz you will get pregnant. And die. (not really, but whatever. USE PROTECTION PEOPLE.)

8. Chocolate means a lot to us. That's why they were named after solar system objects. (Mars Bar, Milky Way...)

9. Eat, don't be afraid to EAT. Eating puts you in a good mood. And you don't faint when doing sport, trust me.

10. Don't give up just because you are a noob, every pro was once one.

11. You need to learn to see an imperfect person perfectly. Because real people aren't perfect.

12. Treat your girl right, or another man will.

13. When two of your favourite people are arguing, you realise why you have two middle fingers.

14. Turtles like talking about vampires and werewolves, I swear!

15. Getting neddles can make you high. Believe me from experience.

I'm going to stop there, even though I can think of so many more, but I don't want to bore you COMPLETELY.

So yeah, you see, I am very boring. And dangerous. And random. And weird. But ya never know... I could be... cjbwekchjbebfejfbwsbhgwdeasnkdhfjbdchbwjwkjfcdnb.

WARNING: In case you haven't realised, I make no sense.

ASIAN PRIDE! :D

Teehee.

Pwned.

Oh, and one more thing; I. AM. NOT. A. PUPPIE. (Aimed at you Tay, Dippy and... Harry... if you ever read this...)

Profile 4:
London-Lola

Hey. I am not really good at blogs or anything like that. To be honest, I am not very good with technology (Wii or any thing like that is a "No, No" with me. I can not even turn it on!) I heard about this website from my friend - Dark Lady - she's an author on this website. She also edited my profile for me.

I love reading Twilight. I used to hate reading, but ever since Dark Lady made me read it I have loved to read. I can't stop. I need to have a book, or else I'll die! (Not really)
My Favorite Book Series:
Gallenger Girls ~ Ally Carter
The Twilight Saga ~ Stephenie Meyer
Harry Potter ~ J.K. Rowling

Okay. I just cut and paste this from my other profile. Hehe. Anyway, review!

If you're reading this, please run away. This computer/laptop screen will self destruct in 5 seconds.

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Thanks for reading our stories/profile, and we would love it if you reviewed!
Thanks to your co-operation for bearing with us through this extremely boring profile!
Hope you have an amazing day (and life)...
May the darkness/shadows/freakiness/hyperness always be with you!!

Illuminated Darkness