Hiya!

This is Brooke the Vampire :)

And yes, in case you haven't noticed yet, I'm not really good for writing anything else but humor.

Also, I strongly encourage you to see my art of my characters on my deviant art account which is: brookethevampire.deviantart.com. I'm not exactly the best artist, but this is what my char look like in my head.

Appearance: Well I'm a vampire, so I have pale skin, brown eyes that change when I get mad... or when I put on eyeliner... and I have dark brown hair that is cut above my shoulders... I'ts cool.

Age: 513. Columbus old, just to put it into perspective

Likes: Black. Friends. Zelda. Myself. Books. Fanfics (no duh). humor. random stuff. VAMPIRES. bananas. strawberries. owls. being cool. ipod. patrick stump .fall out boy. bats Panic! at the Disco. Three Days Grace.

Dislikes: Math. things that suck. mean people. Barbra Striesan (don't ask). School. cold toes. stuff like that.

Height: whatever I feel like being

Weight: see above

Location: at the computer or in my room... whichever.

Hobbies: Being cool, drinking blood, (thats not too enjoyable but meh.) writin' fanfics, readin' fanfics, playing Legend of Zelda, being on the computer, talking to friends, being with friends. stuff like that.

Favorite quotes:

"Freddie Mercury is the hottest dead gay ever." Said by me.

"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy" Said by Alice Cullen in Twilight.

"Book Report: What did you learn from reading this book?

Melanie: Never mess with Italian mobs.

Book report: How are you going to apply what you learned from this book into your life?

Melanie: I hope I never have to." Said by Melanie (my friend) for a book report on the Godfather.

"This lake couldn't have been formed by volcanic action. It must have been formed by either some force of nature or some other cataclysmic event. I'm sorry, were you trying to kill something?" Said by Cortana to Mater Chief in Halo 2.

My approved of and disapproved of pairs:

Link/Midna 4 evah!!

Link/Zelda/Ruto/Malon/Siara. ((Any of those, whatever.))

Gannon/Fagle... I mean Tingle.

Not approved of pairs:

Link/Ilia ((It doesn't work!!))

Gannon and Zant works sometimes...

Mirra/Anyone (Shouldn't be with anyone)

And I can't forget about my copy and pastes:

If you have zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this

If you have zoned out for more than ten minutes copy and paste this

If you have zoned out for more than fifteen minutes copy and paste this

Hamsters will take over the world! Copy off of this if you support!

(\ /)o( )o
Help the bunny take over the world. Copy and paste this.

Well that's me. Hope you liked it. And if you didn't like it, that's your problem!

I have my own characters that I made up for the fun of it... and used them in my story for the fun of it... and this is for the fun of it too. But you have to read this for any of the fics conataining them to actually get them:

Mirra and Guinevere's Bios:

Anyway, Mirra's bio:

Name: Mirra Goldeneye (Cool name, huh?)

Age: 15 (cuz thats how old my brother is)

Species: Keaton, but anthropomorphic. (Keatonus Anthroia) (I made that up)

Appearance: Light brown face

top side of arms

front side of legs

top side of tails.

Dark brown hands

feet

hair

eyelids

bottom side of tails

back of legs

bottom side of arms.

Her hair is almost at elbows flips out and is light brown.

Her eyes are gold (as her name applies) and big in the anime fashion. Kind of pudgy but in a cute way. (srsly you don't need to be a stick ot look cute)

Has three tails (no duh)

Clothing: In the LoZ fashion, bandages that cover all the necessary parts (if ya know what I mean)

Don't cover stomach though, but covers legs to knees

(Why waste good rupees on clothes when you can just steal stuff from garbage cans?)

And when she's hunting or when it's cold, she wears a black hunting cloak.

Personality: Relatively cranky,

mean sometimes, coughmostofthetimecough

sarcastic,

impatient,

one of those people that you think are weird.

Likes: Herself,

her bow,

Guinevere,

her bow,

cute guys,

food,

her bow,

being cool,

and not to mention her bow.

Dislikes: People who touch her bow,

stupid people,

people in general,

getting wet,

things that don't make sense,

and stuff like that.

Weapons: Her beloved bow,

fire, ice, and light, arrows,

and her foot that connects with annoying peoples' butts (see Dislikes)

History: Raised by a normal family in which no one died but screamed at each other rather frequently.

Got kicked out when she was 13, for being pissy.

Met Guinevere at 13.

Hasn't seen any of her family members for the sake of pride for 2 years.

Guinevere's bio:

Name: Guinvere "Guin" (no last name)

Age: 15 (same age as Mirra)

Species: Giant Grey Wolf (like the kind on earth, not anthropomorphic) (Canus Lupis)

Appearance: Green eyes,

long fangs,

black on her back,

paws,

outside part of her legs,

and grey on her belly,

inside part of her legs,

and her snout.

Claws are black

and teeth are white.

Clothing: None (shes a wolf duh)

Personality: Kind,

likes to help people just to be nice,

stern,

logical,

kind of maternal (I guess) to some people.

Likes: Nice people,

being nice,

food,

hunting,

jokes, (only the nice ones though)

and stuff like that.

Dislikes: Mean people,

sadness,

anger,

pain,

irrational things,

inconsiderate people,

unfairness,

and stuff like that.

Weapons: Her teeth and claws.

History: Raised by wolves. (literally)

She grew up normally.

Nothing really amazing happened.

Met Mirra when she was 13.

Then weird stuff happened.

And those are my OCs...

And this is the end of my bio!!