Zombie Dinohide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, Dragon Age, and Twilight. Age: Kinda old, kinda not. Gender: Female. About me: I have a tendency to turn everything into femslash, make OCs, and laugh more than socially acceptable. Games: Dragon Age, God of War, Assassin's Creed, Tomb Raider 2013, Kingdom Hearts, Mass Effect: Andromeda, and sadly I still play Runescape(RS3). PM me for my rsn, if you want. Thank you to everyone who reviews, favorites, or follows my stories! I really appreciate it. Story updates: 9/4/17: Yes, I'm aware it's been a year since I've updated anything. Sorry, I am trash. 1/6/18: Working on Andraste's Angel first. I burnt myself out when I was writing everything out at once so I'm doing them one by one now, I guess? :shrug: 4/3/18: I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. 6/16/19: I'm sorry, but I don't even know if I'll ever even finish any of my stories. |
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The Scent of Honeysuckle by sqbr reviews
Josephine thinks she's going to marry a Pentaghast. Things don't quite go according to plan. Fake Dating Cassandra/Josephine femslash.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2014 - [Cassandra P., Josephine M.] - Complete
Burlesque Birthday by sydney563 reviews
Bo is a flower delivery girl, sent to make a last minute unexpected delivery in a burlesque outfit. What she finds behind the door changes her life. Just read it, its unmitigated sap and fluff. NO ANGST AT ALL IN THIS ONE, shocking. i know.
Lost Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,762 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Bo D., Lauren - Complete
Denial by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. Jacob is in denial. Bella is his sister. Edward is in his mind. And apparently, according to Alice, everyone in the wolf tribe are destined to imprint on a vampire...and will also catch a case of the Gay Flu too. Pack/Coven Fic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,760 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Red Hood by snippetcentric reviews
A little title won't get in Lady Hawke's way. Meredith x f!Hawke
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Meredith S., Hawke (F) - Complete
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner by killer cereal reviews
"Brittany and Santana aren't allowed within fifty yards of each other, and when in school and there's no choice but for them to be in the same room they have to have bodyguards." "But why?"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
12 Days of Kigo by introvertedtiger reviews
KIGO. Kim and Shego show their friends and enemies how they celebrate the holidays. God have mercy on them all.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,853 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
love? by introvertedtiger reviews
KIGO. Kim and Shego are in love....they just have a weird way of expressing it.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
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Andraste's Angel reviews
What if Corypheus didn't want to just be the God of Thedas, but all other universes as well? What if The Breach opened a temporary portal to another world? What if someone from Earth fell through it? Follow a girl named Angel as she finds her way through Thedas and the Inquisition. Expect eventual femslash between OC/Cassandra. Full summary inside. Rated M just in case.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,880 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/23/2018 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Cassandra P., OC, Cadash
Cloudy Days and Rainbows reviews
AU. Bella is already a vampire, and Alice and Jasper aren't together anymore. Alice has a vision that she's going to meet her soulmate in Forks, Washington. Alice/human OC Femslash. Lame summary, I know. Sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Alice, OC
And Baby, This Was Doomed From The Start reviews
Aro sends you to watch over the Cullen's to make sure Bella is turned. You know it's going to be annoying. What you didn't expect, however, was to fall in love. Alice/Vampire female OC Femslash. Rated M for possible sexy times in the future. Officially on hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Alice, OC
Gunnin' For You reviews
The Titans get some unexpected help from a stranger, but what happens when a dark presence from her past joins forces with their enemy? And how will she and Raven cope with their growing feelings for one another? RavenxOC Femslash.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,016 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Raven, OC - Complete
Bow Chicka Wow Wow reviews
Or 'Whipped Cream'. Terra loves Raven, but is too afraid to tell her. Much to her horror, the rest of the Titans decide to step in and give her a helping hand. RavenxTerra femslash.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Raven, Terra - Complete
Stand Still So I Can Pick You Up! reviews
The entire group decides it would be fun to use their best pick-up lines on Raven. Raven/Terra femslash
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Raven, Terra - Complete