ALL HUMAN: Full summary in author's note, Spike is Buffy's teacher. Taboo, M in future chapters. Read for giggles and spuffy goodness. Lot's of shirtless Spike included.

Sakura was adopted into the Uchiha family at a young age. Now's they're 17 and she's starting to crush on her brother Sasuke, and the best part is he's crushing back just as hard. Can they hide it? WARNING, REALLY OLD BADLY WRITTEN FIC.

Post Chosen. After Spike's death during the battle, a grieving Buffy makes a wish that gives her the chance to change everything. But will it be for better or worse? Response to a Bloodshedverse Challenge. Rated to give me flexibility :D Please R&R!

Sakura is just a normal high school student, but what happens when she is in a relationship with her hot teacher? And what's worse is that...he's MARRIED?

/SasuSaku/ "Now, do tell why Uzumaki called to announce this engagement of yours."

Sequel. Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto are separated for five years, each on their own mission. Sakura is on a mission for Tsunade, Sasuke is on a mission to destroy Akatsuki, and Naruto is on a mission to find Sakura. Manga spoilers. SasuSaku NaruHina

For so long, Edward has maintained control of the monster within. When Bella finally entices Edward to bed, control is lost. Can Edward forgive himself for his weakness and mistake? Or, will Bella turn to Jacob who lurks in the shadows? *BD ALT*

One-shot SasuSaku collection of Sasuke's confessions! Story 21: "I hate you… yet why can't I kill you?" Her eyes closed when she felt his forehead touch hers, felt his hands cup her face, smearing her skin with the blood from his cuts.

Spuffy end of S7 fic. It's not Hawaii or a cruise in the Caribbean, but they manage to make a holiday of it when Buffy takes the amulet off Spike at the end of Chosen and they end up falling into a demon dimension.

Vampire fic. Warning! Hard LEMON, swearing, supernatural elements,rape and etc.Pairings:mainly SasuSaku, strong ItaSaku and slight NaruSaku. Sasuke has turned Sakura into his mortal slave better summary inside. R&R

Buffy challenges Spike to go a week without telling her he loves her. To win the bet, she has to make him. Smutty, Spuffy fun with a touch of angst. Set S6 pre-"As You Were".

Regardless of Sakura's hot headed tendencies or Sasuke's constantly raging hormones, Sasuke and Sakura definately have their ups and downs in their marital life but their love for each other always keeps them together. MY FIRST ONESHOT COLLECTION! R&R!

Spike was never one of those people who needed extreme circumstances to open his eyes, however, Buffy is and thanks to the Initiative, has found herself in just such a situation.

Season 3 Spike/Buffy. Buffy's gotta stop an apocalypse in a really icky way. Then again, Spike's back in town and has just the stuff she needs... / Originally published in 2003

“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku

What purpose did Akatsuki have for her? That's the questions Sakura wants to be answered for she had no idea why she was a prisoner to the Akatsuki. But maybe she didn't want to know the answer once she found out that she was leverage for Uchiha Sasuke

ON OFFICIAL HIATUS! After BD, Rather OOC and AU. Bella and Edward decide to take a month-long second honeymoon to explore both their new mansion and their sex life. What can they do in 31 days? Warning: Lemons galore starting w/ ch.2 ! BxE

AU: Twilight/Dracula crossover. Mostly Twilight. Bella has been imprinted on by Jacob, but what happens when the mesmerizing Edward Cullen comes to town? Are her strange dreams and the changes happening in her real or imaginary? EdwardXBella. Dark.

All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…

Bella has a surprise for Edward. She's more confident, he's lost in lust and she's immensely pleasured. Contains nudity, teasing in both forms :D and language. takes place after she is changed and in control of her blood lust...full summery inside

Edward moves to Forks to live with his dad Charlie which he is dreading, but then he encounters a mysterious girl who could quite possibly change his life forever. Twilight switched, Bella is a vampire and Edward is human. BxE of course. Please R&R!

SasuSaku. Rated M for Future LEMON...possibly. Sakura couldn’t deny she liked it, wanted it, returned his kisses. But she still couldn’t ignore the truth. She knew he didn’t love her. She was a tool, the bearer of future Uchiha Prodigies. Nothing more.

/SasuSaku/ Sakura had always wondered why he always waited for her before leaving, or why he turned down offers of much prettier girls for a night of passion -only to spend it with her.

He didn’t force himself on me. It was all mutual. I loved him, and he loved me. He was my babysitter. I was 12 years old, and he was 18. Let me tell you the story of how it all happened. Real work in progress and might have slow updates.

Edward is trying to distract himself while Bella is in the shower eventually gives up trying. takes place after Eclipse, Bella is still human

Edward's feeling a tad jealous... of who? well read and find out! smut later on... Disclaimer on profile! PLEASE R & R

Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!

“Aww but I like Eddie it’s much cuter. But then again Edward is sexier.” She was now standing in front of my desk her finger tracing circles on my chest aimlessly. If my heart could beat I’m sure it would be beating at a ridiculous speed."

"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN

One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.

All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!

SasuSaku. Sakura wasn't having a very typical day. First she was hardly dressed, attacked, Sasuke's lover, and now he was half naked in her bed expecting sex. Being claimed by a vampire proved to be a challange. "You bit me there of all places!" LEMON!

Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!

A collection of Edward and Bella's sexy adventures! I do not own Twilight. For a Spanish translation of my work, please see OurParadise's 'Las Sexy Aventuras de Edward y Bella'.

New Moon from Edward's perspective, this story is following in Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun footsteps, or at least what I believe they were, I have not read the draft. See what happens to Edward when he leaves Bella... and his world tumbles into darknes

Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot

For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot

/SasuSaku/ "Ewwwww! Daddy is kissing mommy!" A little male voice exclaimed. Both parents broke their lips apart, their heads simultaneously turning to look at the intruder. /Sequel to: My Life With Sasuke Uchiha/

“Bella,” he said in a low, warning tone. “If you do that again, I can’t be held responsible for my actions.” I smirked at him and lifted myself to my knees. I pushed him back against the couch and straddled him again. human. eb

After several decades of Biology class Edward is glad he now has Bella to "entertain" in class by passing notes. Lemons.

Stephenie Meyer's version of Bella and Edward's honeymoon was a bit lacking in the actual.. YA KNOW. 0 o So I pretty much cleared that up, in Edward's POV. ENJOY! : This is my first lemon, also, so be nice.

Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.

I don’t have any friends, Sakura. Wanna bet? .Saisaku. Dark oneshot.

One shot. Written for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Edward is anxious to see Bella again after a week apart, making plans for their reunion. What happens when Bella has made plans of her own? AU AH OOC BXE. First Fanfic.

One night stand alert. When her sex god is MIA the next morning she concludes that she can't think about him anymore especially in her dreams.But what happens when fate has a sick twisted game up their sleeve? What happens when she can't even go...

For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU

Post New Moon. Edward is now back, but Bella is not in the same condition as she was in Eclipse. Instead, she can't eat. This is the story of Edward and the rest of the Cullens trying to help Bella stop being anorexic, but things only get worse. Review!

Misa Amane didn't kill herself after Light had died. Filled with anger, she decides to become a top Detective, in hopes of taking down the people whom killed him. What happens however, when she gets a job working for Near?

For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.

Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!

Songfic! Pre-Eclipse, mid-New Moon. Edward is still gone. Jacob forcefully tries to show Bella that she loves him, whether Bella wants him to or not. Who will save her this time?

Post-Eclipse. Begins during wedding reception. Warning:LEMON LEMON LEMONY LEMON! Bella and Edward are in for a suprise. What happens when Bella gets pregnant? When Bella is turned by unfourtuate consequences, and what happens when she goes bad?

No.4 - "Isle Esme" From Edward's POV. Made For Real Twilight Fans.

Just a random one shot where Jasper and Emmett put Edward in an uncomfortable position by listening to a hilarious song. DISCLAIMER

Post Eclipse just some fluff...A typical, random moment in the life of Edward and Bella. ONE-SHOT. yah the title sucks but whatever...

The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.

WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT

/NejiTen/ Lavender eyes flashed in reprisal for a second. "I need someone to identify the ninja who..." Eyes shut tightly. "...murdered TenTen." Warning: Angst and Character Death.

—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.

A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!

Sasuke is caught together with team Hebi. Sakura is in charge of his interrogation, but Sasuke has other plans, like killing Itachi. He decides that he needs her help. Will she escape from her abductor or become a traitor like him?

On their way to a private island, Alice, Rosalie, and Bella decide to make a list of the best places to have sex. And then have a bet to see who can do the most places in 6th months. Lemons. All VAMPIRES.

Bella is fresh out of her change. Emmett sees her and does something naughty. XD This is a one-shot. Disclaimer on profile.

Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!

Just a day in the life of Bella and Edward while out shopping with Alice. LEMON. BxE forever!

SasuSaku 'I dare you, teme.. Sleep with Sakura chan' She was the exotic exchange student from America who was oblivious that Sasuke would be trying to seduce for 7 days. 'And you have to complete the dare in a week's time.' LEMON ALERT! HIGHSCHOOL FIC!

It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB

What if Jasper's story was a lie? What if it was all a Lie...well that's what this story is A story they could never know... His AWOL they could never know...and the lover they can never know... Well...once again... Enjoy the Two-Parter -Ben Zephyr

All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!

After a series of unexpected experiences including, proposals, declarations of love, and shopping trips with Alice, Bella is left feeling like her life is a joke and she is just waiting for the punchline.

Sakura whispered in sasuke's ear "are you ready" by the time she finished she had him right were she wanted him....

It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT

Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.

not actually sure if this is a poem or something else but this is what comes out when i put myself in the place of bella after edward left sitting on the floor, curled up thinking...makes me very very sad...please read

emmett is left to babysit bella, he is extremely bored :D just think what happens when emmett is all alone with bella and alcohol...XD

ONESHOT. Bella awakes one morning from the worst nightmare she's ever had. And let me tell you, there is no nightmare worse than finding out that- well... you'll see.

Best friends are not suppose to fall in love..that sure didn't apply to Sakura and her best friend Sasuke. See what happens when they're stuck in the same room on a stormy night. Sas/Sak oneshot

Sakura thinks Sasuke owes her something, but he didn't even know he had a debt in the first place! How will he be able to repay her? Just a short SasuSaku fic.

A talk with Emmett leaves Edward in a state of indecision, but not for too long.

So what was Edward REALLY up to in his car when he ditched Biology? Read and find out! Warning: extreme and total smut/lemon. You HAVE been warned. R&R!

My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!

One-shot about when Carlisle changed Edward. My first fan fic, please R&R!

The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R

The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.

—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.

Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.

Bunny girl, dominatrix lady, french maid, she has tried them all. Tell her, what could possibly turn Sasuke Uchiha on? Sasusaku.one shot.

AU This story takes place as if Edward had chosen the second option, he didn't change Bella, instead stayed with her for her life. When the story opens, Bella is 82 years old and dying. summary in 1st chap. R&R

Dodger is back and she has a thrist for blood.Different characters, Different rules, Same game.please R&R

The last girl, the last life, the last second, the last love .sasusaku.one shot.

Edward plays the piano while Bella plays with something else. BellaEdward. One-shot.

Sasuke is back in the village, but he needs Sakura's help by finding a cure against his cursed seal, but they end up doing something else though... Sasuke wants his curse removed so he can kill Itachi with his own strenght... But is there even a cure..?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? I can tell you, it's only fair: that would be Neji kun over there! :funny drabble: chapter 1: Sasuke, chapter 2: Neji

12 different short drabbles about kiss. Oneshot. Sasusaku

SasuSaku. One-shot. Because nobody wants to be the loser who doesn't get kissed on New Years.

SasuSaku. These letters contain all the things they could never say.

SasuSaku. "I didn't leave because I didn't love you, I left because I..."

What happens if Sasuke wants Sakura after he has been away for 4 years? What if she's first not so happy about it? But Sasuke is having big plans! [Sasusaku] Read the AN pls, it's important! [new story] M rating starts in chapter 5. Until then it's T rate

ON HIATUS. Beware! When the overprotective daddy and boyfriend clash, it spells disaster! sasusaku

In her final moments, Naruto makes a confesion to Sakura. SasuSaku.

As Sasuke ponders what life would have been like if he had remained in Konoha, he finds it in a different way than he expected. ONESHOT SasuSaku

When she... wants to run, chase her. When she wants to hide, find her. When She... SasuSaku Lemon Later. COMPLETE!

SasuSaku. Sequal to It All Started with a Dare. Because Relationships are not all Rainbows and Roses...

ONESHOT Because some are better to be left unspoken. SasuSaku

I...I...I love you? [SasuSaku [Implied NaruSaku]

Sasuke gets a note from Sakura. SasuSaku

Are you afraid of death, Sakura asked. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]

[SasuSaku. Oneshot.] She heard what she wanted to hear.

SasuSaku. Things heat up when the Konoha boys rate the girls from 1-10 quickly erupting in a dare that causes Sasuke to ask Sakura out on a date. Will he fall for her, or will her heart be broken once again?

No longer. It was gone. Just like him. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]

SasuSaku. One-Shot. On returns, sleeping, and revelations.

SasuSaku. Sakura suddenly has a strange urge to go to the Uchiha district. Upon entering Sasuke's house, she is faced with the memories of her beloved teammate and is in for a huge surprise.

It was the pain of truth and the bliss of denial. [Sasusaku]

Staring our the window, she saw...[Sasusaku] rated T for a bring up of 'it'.

Yamato didn't save Sakura from Sasuke, and Sasuke ends up taking her back to Orochimaru. Sasuke must come to terms with his feelings as the final battle between him and Itachi, and Akatsuki vs Konoha Twelve approaches. SasuSaku NaruHina continued in TSS

Sasuke and Sakura after a battle, being four years together already... He has something important to ask. SasuSaku fluff

Her relationship was a sham. She knew from the moment that he kissed her that it was all a lie. [one sided SasuIno] [one sided Sasusaku] [Implied Kakasaku]

Sasuke comes back to Konoha sasusaku

Yes is such a nice word, isn't it? SasuSaku

Due to an accident, Sasuke and Sakura have their body's switched. How will this turn out and how will they be able to return to their normal selves? [sasusaku] M rated to be safe. Sequel is chapter 2!

She found herself running through the forest wearing nothing but a bath towel, chasing after a chakura that was so different...yet so familiar... [SasuSaku] [Lemon]

Today will never come back. -sasusaku-

It started with kakashi asking for help, when it really was an ambush. But what will happen in the end. Will this little 'ambush' get Sasuke and Sakura together? sasusaku lemon aka The Nasty! OCCness

She is a willing prisoner and he hates her for it. [SasuSaku]

[Epilogue to Pillow Talk] As her marriage takes a turn for the better, Sakura decides to experiment and see what it would be like to tease her husband..SasuSaku

Sasuke Uchiha had never been more confused. SasuSaku oneshot! :D

Please... break the silence... [SasuSaku]

[SasuSaku] She was moaning. She knew it. And she wished she wasn’t. Drabble. Rated for mature themes and situations.

Naruto has a question and, as we all know, once that happens, no one is safe. Slight SasuSaku

Sasusaku. Slight lemon. Angst One Shot.She'd do anything to him. She was his doll, his machine, and topmost... she was his everything...

What an Uchiha wants, an Uchiha gets. And what he wants is her. SASUSAKU

[SasuSaku, drabble] An enemy insults Sakura in front of Sasuke. It turns out to be a very bad move.

He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]

A short story filled with humor..... SasuSaku

[SasuSaku Slight Sasucentric OneShot] Sasuke hated Migraines. But can Sakura help him?

Sasuke, don't speak... Why? You'll ruin it... SasuSaku. Oneshot

Sasuke just loves when Sakura gets mad. SasuSaku oneshot rating just to be safe

Birthdays? Oh joys. SakuSasu.

That's right...no one messes with Uchiha Sakura. Sasusaku