When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric

These are all true and complete as I recall them. I needed a place to record some of the wacky interactions I have had with the crew of characters who live in my head and defy my control. Some of these adventures are happy; some are sad; many are silly. One or two of 'em changed my life. Hugs to all my robot pals! Especially to you, Megs. 3

The Autobots and Dicepticons are sent back to school! what could possibly go wrong? just remember you wanted to know... Colaboration between myself and Bubblacious Genius

Megatron finds out that the Autobots have human 'pets' and now he wants some. Join six random humans as they become 'pets' to the Decepticons. SOME FLUFF! [for the rewrite, check out "Study of Another Species"]

TFP: S1/2 AU, DISCONTINUED. Being the medic he was, Knockout can't hold down his curiousity. But when his attentions turn to a certain purple mech, new things are revealed, and both may be in more scrap than they would ever imagine. fem!Wave, KOxSW, characters from other universes, future OCs, and squicky subjects.

TFP: From holding Barbies on ransom to recruiting evil veggies to Soundwave and his questionable antics, this list includes all of the ways one can have a good time on the Nemesis doing. Accepting requests! Extreme OOCness on occasion, utterly random. DONE FOREVER. DON'T ASK.

Energon scouting gone wrong, 4 decepticons found themselves trapped and kept as pets by an alien race. How will they cope with that? Will they ever get back? Lot of insanity ensured!

On a peacefull day, Bumblebee gets attacked by Knock Out. Knock Out sprayed some blue slime over Bumblebee that will turn Bumblebee's world upside down. TF Prime

Prowl and Jazz's adventures, or rather misadventures, at the Autobot Academy. Fun, silliness, and lots of embarrassment for poor Prowl. Written mostly from Prowl's viewpoint. Possible future slash, but nothing graphic. Other main characters include Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, and Drift.

Knock Out is a freelance medic— he works alone and he likes it that way. But when he finds a corpse that isn't as dead as it ought to be at the bottom of a pile of bodies, it puts his entire careful operation at risk.

G1. Tired of Megatron's maltreatment, Starscream starts a hunger strike to claim his rights as Second in Command. The road to respect lies inside an energon cube.

The ark throws a party with alot of energon high grade. No one thinks of the long term repercussions as they drink and dance the night away. Especially, the second and third in command. Jazz X Prowl. G1. Please no flames.

What if Starscream was more careful about what he said to Arcee during "Partners"? What if he hadn't said anything about Cliffjumper and Arcee hadn't tried to fight him? She wouldn't have chased away the seeker, now would she? DISCONTINUED.

My "Oh...Baby!" and "Tips to Handle Humanized Autobots" put into one large chapter book for easier sorting. DID NOT TAKE THEM DOWN! Hope you enjoy them for years to come. : )

Ultra Magnus makes bet he has no hope of winning.

Mackenzie had a boring life. When Decepticons landed on her street, she saw her ticket to adventure and took it. She ended up becoming something no one expected; a pet!

Thundercracker and Skywarp try to figure out why their trine is being punished, and yet Starscream is strangely mute on the subject. No pairings. No OCs. Each chapter is a stand alone story. UPDATE - January 2019 I am currently working on the next chapter!

Trent isn't a normal kid, but he's done a good job of hiding it until now... Now a giant alien robot disguised as a car has kidnapped him and demanded he take him to Sam Witwicky. What will our beloved jerk do? Cursing, yaoi, major OOC, small abuse.

Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?

When three Transformers fangirls drop in the middle of an autobot meeting, will they try to do everything to get home, or just annoy the heck out of giant robots? I think we already know the answer.

Liana is the DJ at the club 'The Saber'. However, a certain three-faced Decepticon has taken a liking to her music styles. Soon shes the new entertainment for the Decepticons. Co-Written with FrostedPurpleIrises91-ILOVEHER! TFA Romance OCxStarscream

In this Transformers Prime fanfiction, the Autobots get a super virus on their computer system. Raf's oldest sister is brought in due to certain circumstances and eventually gains an interesting friendship with the Decepticon known as Soundwave.

Soundwave x Oc -Human x Con relationship-

I know crappy title. A girl finds five Cybertronians in her yard one night after yet another of Wheeljack's inventions malfunction, out of proportion and far from home what are the bots to do. Just a random old story I forgot to finish years ago.

All Decepticons are evil, right? WRONG! Meet Caterwaul and try not to insult her, or you might find that your arm or leg is suddenly missing one day! she's exciting, funny, and sometimes crazy, but I know you'll love her anyway! I hope you enjoy reading!

Go ahead, ask me a fragging question! Its not like I got anything better to do! /Ask your favorite traitor a question! Ask Prime, G1, Armada, or Bay-verse 'Screamer, he has to answer! Ask anything!/ NOW OPEN ONCE AGAIN!

The kids from the Armada Transformers series decide to show Starscream the Transformers movies now that he has turned human and has more free time. How will he enjoy them. Also, Starscream and Alexis are dating. Authors Note 2017: FIRST FOUR EPISODES RE-WRITTEN!

Ratchet's in a mating cycle and wants to get sparked. He chooses Optimus to spark him. Optimus runs. Ratchet chases. Hilarity ensues. slash, mechpreg, Ratchet OOC on purpose main pairing: Optimus Prime/Ratchet, rating will go up later

Seqeul to 'The Autobot Prank' and the Decepticons are out for revenge. How will they do it? Let's just say that Skywarp might not be going without his Sparklings after all. Enjoy.

Decepticons don't love. They don't fall in love… they probably don't even know how to spell it. Some know friendship, but that's as far as it goes. But sometimes you just can't stop it ...

This is what happens when Knockout watches a few Monty Python sketches. So be prepared for something silly!

Starting high school is a hard thing but especially for the sons of the Prime! They and their friends are going to have to cope with all the problems of school life...

Continuing from Return of the Decepticons: Scrash's mission has awaken an ancient evil with a vengeance. With Earth and Cybertron in it's path, a new war is about to begin. If the Autobots fail, Earth, Cybertron and the universe will fall into darkness.

Sequel to Goodbye. When Megatron finds out what Starscream kept from him, he goes on a warpath. Elsewhere though, Starscream goes back to see that secret again.

G1.What happens when a human tells some horror stories to the Transformers?Read to find out. Sum sucks IK. rated T for horror.

Jasmine moved to Jasper and met a certain vain decipticon. While there at the Nemisis She was turn into a plant hybrid. Why is she feeling love towards Knock out and will she turn back to normal?

Soundwave and Berserk travel across parallel universes. Part 1 of this series takes place in the Animated universe.

What did the Decepticons give Megatron on the twelve days of Christmas? Read and find out.

Ratchet's list of Wheeljack caused mishaps that incurred a loss of the left hand, starting from their youngling days to the time they arrive on Earth. No Wheeljacks were harmed in the making of this fic . . . oh, hell. Who am I kidding? Pure crack.

They're total opposites, yet somehow drawn together through circumstance and choice. 28 short stories about the most unlikely couple to ever walk the Decepticon ranks. Updated 1 June 2012

"Lol, I can just see a blooper of this chapter being Starscream saying he likes Justin Bieber." Thank you Chibi Oro for that piece of inspiration XD May continue

G1. Sequel to 'Karaoke Night.' Since now the Decepticons have the machine, let's see who will sing? It will get a bit crazy...but that's the best part!

Title says it all... im bad at summaries but here goes: I, Starscream, have been living a life in this Nemesis ship with the Mech I hate/love the most. I cant decide between the two until Knockout shows his true colors to me... What should I do?

"Watch out for the quiet ones." Breakdown and a Decepticon trooper ask the burning question- "Why is a mute bot named Soundwave?" Luckily for them, Knockout has the answer...

Decepticons and Autobots have too other things to do, than just fight. Watch their daily escapades, and life with feelings, problems and humor. Watch out when leaders aren't around. Reviews are very appreciated :

Animated/G1: They didn't expect to find themselves in an different universe...First fanfic XD

Much of Starscream's insults may just as well be aimed at himself. A bit of silliness in battle.

One fateful battle, one shot opens a world of complications for Perceptor. Slash. Perceptor/Skywarp

He shared his love with two men. One left him. The other he's scorned. And yet, they both longed for him. warning: slash, song fics.

-Oneshots- Starscream, Skywarp, and Thundercracker, the Command Trine, have their share of stories to tell. These stories, however, are not among their proudest moments...

Pebble's is a sparkling who is afraid of Autobot's. Why is that? She is found by Decepticon's were she discover's so much being with them. This is her story and her advancher has just started. I don't own Transformers. Pebbles belong's to me. Please R&R

Things go crazy when a guy named James finds a protoform. Will he reveal it to the public? Will he use it against others? And to makr things worse, a certain Decepticon is after it. Official Character/OC pairiing. No Slash or Bot/Human pairing.

Gift to Gertrude Fin. Her OC Phoenix pulls a prank on two Decepitcons.

G1. A beautiful, orphaned Seeker dreams of escaping his wicked guardian just as a handsome grounder prince begins his search for his true love. SLASH themes

Sari is brought to the decepticon base by accident and has alone time with her soon to be known father Megatron supreme leader of all decepticons Megatron/Sari

TF: Prime. Knock Out is having a bad day and hopes a mission to get energon makes it better. Will he get what he wants?

After the events of "Crash Course", Prowl receives letters from a human who's concerned about the disappearance of the Stunticons... and who's determined to get some answers.

Starscream writes a letter Megatron about his "issues" and "problems" and Megatron's malfunctions : ,nothing slashy

Just a few rules for human decepticon agents to follow when living at the decepticon base. Ignore at your own peril.

An accident turns the Stunticons into humans. Now the Decepticons think they're traitors, while the other humans think they're eccentric, dangerous... and occasionally, dead sexy. And it only gets worse from there. Written by Anon Decepticon & QoS.

Also known as Songs That Piss Off Decepticons. Short side story to Valiant Spirits. While Val searches for Optimus, Ziggy has a little fun with the Nemesis' computer. Warning: involves some annoying songs.

Based off of the Will Ferrel SNL skit. Optimus gets invited onto Saturday Night Live to do a skit for the Christmas episode! But there is more to it than meets the eye...

Some things that grew out of a prompt about characters' first times. I was prompted with "Knock Out/Sierra," and I'm picky about my xeno and Sierra's probably underage, so this is just snarky, somewhat flirty, non-explicit Decepticrack.

Ratchet learns another new and irritating thing about humans thanks to Rafael's help.

Drabble and short fic collection. Latest: You can't escape the past when it's literally part of you.

Ratchet slaps Fireflight with a fish for going out with Bluestreak. Yes, really. Crack.

Ch 3. Megatron captures Santa! Theme: What happens when the Transformers try to understand earth holidays? Utter mayhem! Decepticons versus Christmas, Ratchet and summertime fun, Groundhog day twin style, Autobots celebrate Valentines, and more.

G1. Wheeljack, OC, Ratchet. No pairings. "His name is Boomer!" Wheeljack said happily, patting his newest creation on its domed head while Ratchet and Perceptor looked on warily.

Spike has seen things that can never be unseen.

Starscream's battle reports leave something to be desired. Pre-series.

The Autobots watch Transformers 2007. Pretty much crack, G1.

It was a normal day and a normal ground bridge. Or, that was what is was until a bright light blinded Ratchet and Optimus, and Optimus seemed to be missing.

"Ghosts and spirits aren't real, Miko," Raf chuckled. "Said the boy sitting in the missile silo that houses living robots!" Miko countered. TF:Prime - the kids explain some Halloween traditions to the Autobots. Challenge!fic.

In this battle with the Autobots, Megatron had lost something unexpected after a night of celebrating.

What was I thinking writing this? Crack pure crack. Based on the G1 Episode Carnage in C Minor. Soundwave's tapes want to make the boss feel better by going back and recording harmony. Galvatron wants an Ultimate weapon. Wrote in 2001.

continuation of Transformations pt2. The team tries to get acclimated, and the Decepticons create a supergun with hillarious results. Soundwave won't shut up, Starscream bawls like a sparklet, and Thundercracker is dancing the funky chicken. wait, What?

When 3 seeker femmes come across the 3 most well known mechs in Cybertron, What adventures will they come across? And when faced with tough decisions, Will they choose right?

TFP: Nobody can get enough of Knockout, the most perfect mech in exsistance. But somebot seems intent on making that perfection his... even if he has to die for it. One sided, Murder, ADxKOxSW ADvsSW.

Starscream is pregnet and Megatron is the dad!

Just a short quickie fic. Starscream decides to find out what is so fun about human liquor. Warning for, whatever it is I'm writing.

What's more fun than telling scary stories? Giant sentient ROBOTS telling scary stories to eachother! What could be better? ONE-SHOT

What would our famous turkey day holiday be like for the citizen's of Cybertron? An early Thanksgiving treat to all of you from me, B. Bailey!

This year, we have more than just a haunted house for Halloween…

A behind the scenes addition to my fic, Transformers animated: The story continued! What happens when the Autobots get a panicked call? What do mutated barnacles have to do with it? Read and find out! SS X BB, R X RC WARNING:Reading other story is advise

Starscream annoyed by Megatron's poor leadership skills does something to really make him tick.

It's amazing what one needs to do to get some private time with your bondmate...

Wheeljack tests out a new invention, but due to a series of incidences results in various Autobots and Decepticons being teleported to different places. Focus on Optimus and Starscream alone together and get to know each other better. Eventual OP/SS slash

Megatron can't understand his second. Starscream's outbursts are actually a style of Seeker courting. MTxSS Updates every Sunday. Rating may go up.

G1. To raise funds while polishing their already positive public image, Jazz and Blaster develop an Autobot-focused reality TV show. The prize for the winners is a golden trophy, which Megatron soon covets as a device vital to his own nefarious purposes.

Knockout sees to Breakdown's repairs after episode Operation: Breakdown.

Ashlynn gets a ride from Knockout. What in the hell did Miko get her into? Crack-ish, no pairings

It would have been the perfect plan indeed, if Megatron had not had to include Starscream in the equation.

Optimus Prime meets Knockout for the first time. Cheap flirting on the car mech's side makes Optimus Prime trip up. SemiOptimusxKnockout KnockoutxBreakdown

Breakdown walks in on Knockout's fun. KnockoutxBreakdown

Miko shows Knockout Twilight. Knockout is hooked! Utter Crack and Fluffy! NOT Bashing Twilight fic

Miko shows Knockout Vocaloid. Breakdown worries about his mate's sanity. NOT bashing Miku!

Miko taught him about Ipods, Jack taught him about music and Soundwave taught him pain. Surely, Soundwave wouldn't mean being his Ipod..right? Hinted KnockoutxBreakdown

Megatron and his Autobots are in hiding from Optimus Prime and the Decepticons who would do them harm, beaten back they are forced to make a last minute decision that could mean the end for the crew of the Ark.

Knockout enjoys the wonders of Facebook. Utter Crack! Yaoi Warning!

Knockout goes for a joy ride and ends up as Miko's school bus for a day. Slightly OOC for Knockout I think No Pairings ONE SHOT

It happened in the summer, the time where life thrives, and it was then our lives had begun.

Optimus and Knockout have their Sparkday on the same day apparently. They also both receive costumes based off the story, little red riding hood, and wear it on that day. Crack and OOCness! Yaoi and oneshot

A head injury allows Sideswipe to see a whole new world, one that involves seeing fairy versions of the ARK crew running around. Now he has to deal with the vain fairy Prince Sunstreaker and his royal fairy medic Ratchet, all without losing his sanity.

TFA Bots spill some stories and Blitzwing listens in. Rating might go up in later chapters.

The war has ended with Starscream's request for peace. Now the Decepticons and Autobots must team up to fight a new threat. But what can you do when when of your own is the puppet of their leader? Updated summary. Rating went up.

Sam had come to New York on request; by Seymore Simmons. There is supposed to be a rogue mech somewhere, possibly a former Sector Seven experiment. Sam and Barricade find more than either suspected... Imperfection 'verse.

This is what you get when I watch too much Youtube and letting alien robots live in Detroit in the 22nd century. Oneshots based of Youtube videos. Occness, AU, and Bumblebee x Oc pairing T for some sexual themes in some chapters. Review and enjoy

It's the middle of the Great War, and nothing could bring more terror to the ground soldiers on the battlefield than an appearance by the Seekers. Nothing could be worse than them, right? Except maybe GIRL Seekers - or Seekesses. continued in next story: Fly

Sequel to "Whatever Comes Next". Jack and Arcee train together,the Decepticons get up to no good, and Miko has no problem expressing her opinion. JxA.

Smokescreen, Perceptor, Optimus, Inferno and Bumblebee decide to use the chance to catch some R&R while on Monacus. And in usual Autobot fashion, hilarity ensues. CRACK!Fic, mentions of slash, high-grade and the misuse of slot machines

My third piss list. This time, the target's everyones favorite seeker/ all around back stabbing con STARSCREAM! Let the insanity begin! Rated T for Transformer swears, and suggestive adult themes.

When one is under the influence of sugar a lot can happen...some of those things the Autobots try to forget. BUT! this would be one of those times they cant escape the sugary wrath of two human girls. re-writen oneshot from ages ago R-N-R if ya wish!

A night of getting overcharged leads to some mischief around the Nemisis... these summaries blow... Read AND review PLEEEEEASE!

Bascically my sister and me drink too much soda then start writing random slag. Slash at every corner and VENTS! Read if your bored and have nothing better to do. Don't worry I'll come up with a better title.

After the events of episode 11, "Speed Metal", Knockout gets an unexpected but not unwelcome call.

In an online conversation resulting from experimenting with frequencies and chat clients, Skywarp decides he's going to take Red Alert partying, one way or another. Red thought he was bluffing.. up until he came to get him. Slight slash.

Ever since Prowl and Jazz began to openly court one another, things aboard the Ark have just been getting stranger and stranger, and Bumblebee is beginning to wonder if he's the only one that sees it. G1.

WackyCrackyFun. Megatron begins to realize that their being of equal height is VERY important to the Prime. Shenanigans ensue, and Elita is called in to give her expert opinion. Glee.

Trade story! ...I think the title covers all that needs to be said.

Starscream helps Soundwave give the cassettes a bath... cuteness on all side. Oneshot.

"Jazz, I've been run over, dropped from a bridge, had my doorwings dislocated, and had more interuptions this decacycle than in my entire career as an Autobot. So I'm just going to cut to the chase. Will you Bond with me?"

What happens to me when I get a song stuck in my head and am up too fragging early in the morning - - Please, Reviews are REALLY appreciated. Enjoy my insanity!

Sideswipe is bored, Sunstreaker wants to help him with that little problem. Poor Sides pays for that mistake. Just a short little one-shot with some brotherly love. No Slash

G1. 'Just a day, Just an ordinary day. Just trying to get by.' Ordinary days with both the Autobots and Decpticons...well, as 'ordinary' as it gets with the Transformes. Random pairing doing ordinary things. NO SLASH!*Newest chapter-Hot Rod and Springer*

Ever wondered what would happen if the Transformers were completely random? Well I did and well...you know.

A couple of "TFs: Prime" shorts based from the episode "Metal Attraction". Part 2: Airachnid wakes to find herself in a 'sticky' situation with Breakdown.

G1/IDW Rumble has a problem. And that problem's name is Starscream. Doesn't help that Skywarp's jealous or that Soundwave does not approve. Rumble x Starscream.

Some of the Autobots decide to have some fun around Halloween, trying out a human urban legend to boot.

In which Bumblebee decides to educate the Decepticons on proper etiquette, which may be hard to do from a brig cell. Crack!fic.

"You know if I didn't know any better, I'd say this is quite kinky"

Onslaught was never nervous or shy; he did get really pissed when his plans didn't work but never anxious. This time was different: this was not a battle field, this was not a fight, it was ... Crack, language, Ick-Yaks.

The med bay can make a very good motel just let Ratchet know. First post, please don't kill me.

A strange case starts spreading around the Nemesis and the Ark. How will both groups handle this strange side effect in their system? Silly story, not meant to be taken seriously. Done for fun.

"Ratchet is already having a field day just looking at us and taking blackmail image captures, I'm not about to add fuel to the proverbial fire by adopting the motions of a rocking horse!"

Set after the Transformers the movie 2007 and second movie. There are two pearls that are very dangerous. The Pearl of Sorrow and the Pearl of Destruction. And what's this? Optimus is a guardian? Jazz Comes back? No Flame! R&R

While in Greece to stop the Decepticons, Sunstreaker stops to admire his reflection and ends up insulting the Greek god Narcissus. Cursed with irresistible beauty, Sunstreaker discovers that being irresistible isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

Cyclonus has a new pet. A pet that should not be allowed in the Decepticon base, yet Demolishor decides to help out anyway, but keeping a pet both hidden under control may be harder than the two Decepticons think.

At that time of the night, one would expect to be comfortably in bed, not reacting to an explosion . . . that wasn't a Decepticon attack. G1 cartoon continuity. COMPLETE

Ratchet gets an unexpected gift. Ratchet/Jazz/Warp, AUish

So what do you do in this... Swimming Pool you speak of?

"I am the most beautiful Cybertronian!" "Like pit you are," he spat while wrestling the Autobot. — Knock Out VS Sunstreaker.

transformer based humor, several drabbles in the making always open to suggestions and ideas from my readers

When all else fails to break your prisoners, there's always…that. Warning: Light crossover slash and movie bashing.

What the heck was Knock Out doing during Operation: Breakdown? Freaking out perhaps? Dunno...

CRACK. Miko is on a walk when she runs into Knockout. Trouble and...gossip...ensue? Perhaps Knockout just needs someone to confide in, and Miko just has a girly side that needs to get out sometimes!

Just a bit of crack based off an image on DA. Ultra Magnus with a glossa piercing. Serious crack indeed.

Fan Universe. During on the same mission, Skywarp was hit in where his transmitter, and he couldn't speak. One of my random stories of mine. Rated T for language.

Starscream gets a prank pulled on him, but by who and for what purpose? Slash. Oneshot... though I might continue if I stop being lazy! But don't keep asking... SS/SW. Rated T for sexual theme. If you see any mistakes, please let me know. R&R.

How the theme song would turn out if the 'bots or 'cons were not even robots but breakfast treats. it's short but funny! ONESHOT

G1. What happens when the resident prankster prince watches too much Earth TV, especially the documentaries? Fun times of course. ONESHOT

G1. Starscream is abandoned and left for dead following a firefight with the Autobots. What will he have to do to survive, and how will it change his life? And what is Optimus Prime up to, anyway? StarscreamxChromia. Chapter 12 is finally ready!

After a long day of fighting Autobots, the Decepticons return to base weary and worn out. Skywarp suddenly decides he doesn't want to wait to get to his room. Screamers work as good as berths in a hallway. It isn't his fault if the rest of the base joins.

Funny multi-chapter fic on what decpticons do for fun! no not just killing!

G1. After a night of revelry, Starscream awakes to find himself the filling in a grounder sandwich. SLASH!

G1: The Decepticons know what you've been writing... and they're not happy...

When the space bridge has a serious malfunction, the Decepticons find themselves in new bodies, new HUMAN bodies. As they try to reprimand their situation they realize a few things about humans, and maybe even, a few things about themselves pairingslater

Megatron and Starscream are at home on friday night, the one night that everyone looks forward to and goes out. so what do they do? find out... Also there are mention of characters from diffrent TV shows, but not enough to be considered a crossover XD

What happens the Decepticons find out about instant messaging? Loads of crack, that's what. XD

oh boy starscream turned megatron into a sparkling wow but can starscream handle baby megatron? read to find out

After 10 stellar cycles, Megatron is still waiting for his beloved to return home. A party might make his time fly by faster. AU, Star/Megs, Megs/Rodimus, Rodimus/Ultra Magnus, cutesy, royals, and a few spots of humor.

G1. One-shot. Starscream is not happy when a temporary change in his specs forces him into a new role.

The difference between you and I is, you don't realize that I'm using you. Written for tf rare pairing on LiveJournal's weekly challenge. Allusions to not-a-nice-guy Megatron, future Soundwave/Starscream, and manipulative!Soundwave.

Megatron wanted a distraction. Well, he certainly got one.

Valentines day is near and Megatron is depressed. Can Starscream's virtual surprises cheer him up? Just a quick story I thought up on a whim.

A fic inspired by this video: /watch?v iCYLEO9sIVQ Starscream learns a secret about Soundwave...but will anyone else believe him?

Christmas time, higher power, or Wheeljack’s fault? Whatever it is, when the whole D-con base starts to sing, Megatron is only happy that Xmas comes but once a year!

After Jazz's confusing comment, Starscream heads to the database to find the meaning of it, but after turning up with nothing, he heads to the Internet. Slight slash if you count Jazz's comment, rating for porn references.

A gift fic that I wrote for one of my friends. The prompt was snowstorm and she wanted it to have Megatron and Starscream. Basically Starscream finds out about snow and he becomes distracted.

They may never know who did it, but Reflector probably has the pictures somewhere.

G1: Starscream loses a bet with his fellow Seekers. Megatron X Starscream fluff, OOC and crack – all because my friend at college was wearing panda ears

G1; Just who is Megatron punishing - Starscream, or the entire Decepticon army? Hinted Megatron x Starscream, nothing graphic.

Soundwave sadly forgets that sleep is a thing of the past when you have a cat in the house.

Starscream has been missing from the Decepticon base for at least six hours and isn’t on a mission of any sort. What happens after he's finally returned. WARNING: HUMAN/HOLO FORMS AHEAD!

ROTF: "Failed or not," he hissed, "we'll try again, my liege..." Starscream x Megatron. Oneshot. R&R please!

TC and the rest of the Cons have a day that they'll never forget...Story better than the freakin summary...

Megatron has secret video cameras installed all over Dark Mount, but what happens when he decides to do a little spying on his own Decepticons? Just exactly what DOES he see?

It looks like the Decepticons are having a little fun with the internet behind Megatron's back! don't forget to review!

After being snowed in one cold winter morning, Megatron and Starscream have a heart to heart and then some!

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Only now the arguments are a lot more fun. Sequel to "Undercover."

G1 the tides have turned and the twins get pranked for a change. what will they do when they find out who pranked them? what kind of hell will they cause to their prankster?

Soundwave and Starscream go on an undercover mission disguised as a bonded couple. One problem: they can't stand each other. Response to the TF2007 Fun Anon Kink Meme. Slash, non-graphic, some violent imagery.

Megatron hands over the reins to Starscream for a day in the hopes of teaching him a lesson about what it really means to lead the Decepticons. Sunbowverse continuity.

Megatron came up with a new plan for conquering Earth. Surprisingly, it worked. Warning: Crack and lots of it. Seriously, it’ll hurt your brain. This is my obligatory 'was out of my mind when I wrote this' fic, this time cold medicine is the one to blame.

Sometimes little kids are way too honest when they tell you something. Oneshot. Thundercracker, Thrust, Ramjet, Dirge, Sunstorm, Skywarp, Astrotrain, Blitzwing, Octane, Starscream, and OC.

Starflower is back and she is about to find out how the Decepticons do the nasty! OH, and don't forget to give me a review!

G1, S2 - Megatron and Starscream discover something about humans that they didn't want to know.

Starflower has left the decepticons to make her way with the autobots, but are they just as wierd?

A femm bot is new to decepticon head quarters and she needs a room mate!

G1. Sometimes it’s not always the quiet one. Sometimes it’s the lovable cute one. Sometimes the least likely can be the most dangerous.

“Seekers! Megatron suppressed a sigh. They were one of his most important assets. Through them he controlled the skies. But they were also a test of ones patience. They were unable to sit still for more than a few seconds and never ran out of energy for m

G1. Megatron and Starscream find out the hard way why you shouldn't get drunk around your subordinates. [WARNING for mm slash, innuendo and general vulgarity. Rrated to be on the safe side.]

A humorous and maybe hot fic about how Thrust came to aquire the title of Squidhead. I can't believe I wrote this. Please read and review.