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Mankind grew strong through eternal struggle, it follows that he shall perish through eternal peace.”

β€œWar is our sculptor. And we are prisoners to its design.”-Javik.

"Fear is not a disease of the body. Fear kills the soul." -Gandhi


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

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Shattered Mirror by brown phantom reviews
Pre-timeskip. Naruto loses his memory and ends up in Kiri. As he tries to start a new life as a mist-nin, friends and foes from his old life try to track him down. NaruOC NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,789 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 3/11/2018 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., OC
Blood is thicker than Bone by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
The Uzumaki clan had a secret. They were related to the war like Kaguya clan which included their Kekkai Genkai. The two remaining survivors meet one another and there their fates are intertwined with each other. Pairings undecided R&R please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 207,789 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Kimimaro K.
Chains by Bookybrony reviews
Humans have been enslaved by Ponies for centuries. Owning them is either for labor or social status. Seeking to get their daughter a friend, Mr. and Mrs. Sparkle purchase a human slave to be a companion for their young studious daughter. Rated M.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,679 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Son of a Mercenary Pt II by Mr. Alaska reviews
Post Time-skip. Naruto and Jiraiya return new and improved. New abilities, new looks, new everything. But what is waiting for him when he returns? And what new threats will come about? Sequel to Son of a Mercenary. Merry Chrsimas! And a happy New Year!
Crossover - Naruto & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,984 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 12/25/2009
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15075 - Favs: 22,148 - Follows: 19,447 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The 63 files by Punisher143 reviews
This will be a series of romantic drabbles based around one concept: take a pairing, apply rule 63 to one of the ponies involved, and see what happens. Rated T for some suggestive themes.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 167,985 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 2,908 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
Acerbus Praeteritus by deathunit100010 reviews
Raised by quarians, exiled from the Flotilla, Shepard left his past behind him, refusing to speak of how or why he was the way he was. One quarian becomes the first to attempt to find out everything, and more.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,176 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Chronicles of the Burger Marines by purplefishman reviews
The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011
Harmony Lost by A Feral Fatty reviews
As tensions between the Lunar Republic and the Celestian Empire come to a head, war is finally a reality among Equestria. Friends are lost and tears are shed, how will this war see it's end? A community made fanfiction. Rated M for just about everything.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,368 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Make Me Feel ALIVE by Rey Oso reviews
What Would happen if the sealing of the Kyuubi went wrong? Naruto now has more in common with Gaara then their harsh upbringings. Dark Naruto. Naru/Hina eventually
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,652 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Herd by Slesh reviews
Do you think you have what it takes to join "The Herd"? For those of you willing to kill or be killed; untold fame and fortune await. I'm ALWAYS going to accept good OCs. So for those of you that are interested, submit them...oh, and welcome to the herd.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,007 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012
The Zebra At Sugarcube Corner by Slesh reviews
Equestria is considered by many to be a safe haven for everypony. Yeah right. This place is dangerous, racist, and obviously defies all laws of nature. How is Zecora okay with this? Inspired by Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Zecora, Pinkie Pie
The Sad Sad life of Poopy McScooperton by Whalesareawesome reviews
Born into life a failure. Throughout his life he will try to prove himself to be something more. He will experience friendship, hate, rejection, love, sorrow, and ultimately tragedy. Pinkie x OC. Can a OC story without a Mary Sue be done? I shall try!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Pinkie Pie
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Harmony Lost! War in Equestria! by A Feral Fatty reviews
Interactive story starring, YOU! The Celestian Empire and the Lunar Republic have finally reached the boiling point. How will this war come to an end? Casting call - Currently Closed
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Why Didn't Ah Just Stay At Th' Farm? by FanNotANerd reviews
Being the only stallion in town isn't all it's cracked up to be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Big Macintosh
Brother by C.G. Irvin reviews
The final speech of a supposedly defeated enemy.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011
Interdimensional Evility by Vlad Domaklaoss reviews
The Overlord was sent across dimensions to retrieve specimens of a fruit thing. Next thing he knew, he slammed headfirst into a pirate ship.
Crossover - One Piece & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,545 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010
Don't press dat! by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
RedLeg Naruto by The great David reviews
What if Iruka somehow persuaded Naruto to gain acknowledgement by some act other than Pranks, what if it was by cooking? After being given a taijutsu scroll by the Sandaime Naruto becomes the next wielder of the redleg fighting style. NarutoOnepiece cross
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,209 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007
Naruto: Lord of Konoha by Andoriol reviews
When Naruto wrote up that summoning scroll, he'd only wanted a better summon, he didn't expect training to be a Ninja-Overlord. Orochimaru and Madara just might have some competition for world domination. Strong!Naruto, NOT Super!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,390 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 3,489 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 1,066 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete