The first thing I want to write is hi. So...

Hi to all the other potential writers and obsessed fans out there.

I am greenpineapple, otherwise known as an impressed fan who wants to spread some unique and personalized crazy to this vast collection of stories. I am blown away by this site and hope I can add my own twists to the list of amazing pieces of literature.

I will not let you down!

I think I'll tell you a little more about me:

(*)Psych quote, sorry for those who are confused now.

I consider myself the Leptictidium's spokesperson. First, yes a Leptictidium was a real thing and if you are bored then look it up. People either think this prehistoric mammal looks adorable or hideous. Decide what you think. And no I'm am not THAT weird.

Now, time for some questions and answers:

What is my favorite...

Color- Green, it says so in my name. True story

Book- Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, or the Anna Dressed in Blood series; I can't decide which. I love practically any story though.

Food- Chinese Beef Terriaki, Amazing!!!!

Candy- Milk Chocolate

TV Show- Psych, Doctor Who, and Supernatural

Season- Fall

Number- 3 I love the number 3

Baseball Team- Yankees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ice Cream- Cotton Candy, or Coffee(not combined, that would be weird even for me)

Least favorite...

Thing about school- homework, I HATE homework

Color- orange

Book- Not many however I despise a story with an horrible ending. It ruins the entire book for me.

Candy- Sizzling Cinnamon Jelly Beans

Random Questions...

If you could have one super power what would it be?- It may be a uniform answer but I want to fly!!

Gender- Female

Age- Old enough to be on this

Siblings?- One little sister. Little in two ways, short and younger : P

Pets- Two cats;one indoor named Izzy(very chubby), and one indoor/outdoor named Buttercup

What are your friends like?- All insane, funny, nice, and have I said insane yet?

Why greenpineapple?- Favorite color and fruit, also a pineapple is the symbol for Psych.

Future Profession?- Author, hopefully. I love to write and I have a million good ideas.

Now to copy and paste some random things...

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

You know you're in an Artemis Fowl phase when you:

Can link every song you hear on the radio to Artemis Fowl

Have a poster in your room from a google image and are planning on getting another one

Read every stinking book over and over and over and over

Pretend to be Holly Short when you're supposed to be asleep

Even when your friends don't know Artemis Fowl, you pretend to be a fairy from the LEP

You run outside with a stick and call it your Neutron 3000 as you kick Opal's butt

Your writing this on your profile

You've been reading LOTS of Artemis Fowl FanFictions

You've been writing LOTS of AF FanFiction (I'm writing more, promise)

You call Artemis Fowl AF a lot and everyone stares at you like "what?"

You wish Artemis and the gang was real (If only*sigh*)

Artemis Fowl Pledge

I promise to remember Artemis

Whenever I'm thinking hard

I promise to remember Holly

Whenever I’m called a wild card

I promise to protect nature

For the People’s sake of course

I promise to remember Julius

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Foaly

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Butler

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Mulch

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Angeline

Whenever I meet someone that makes me feel alright

I promise to remember Trouble

Whenever I see an older sibling scold their younger brother

I promise to remember Opal

Whenever I see someone who values themself above all others

I promise to remember Artemis Senior

Whenever someone escapes death

I promise to remember Minerva

Whenever a girl wants to be the best

I promise to remember the Fowl twins

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember the magma chutes

whenever I see something melting metal.

I promise to remember Juliet

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Vishby

whenever I hear a frustrated scream

I promise to remember Doodah

whenever I see someone driving hardcore

I promise to remember the secret fairy chutes

whenever I see a hole in the floor

I promise to remember those who fought in the time stream

whenever I see someone go against the flow

Yes I promise to remember Artemis Fowl

Wherever I may go

Now I want to post a tiny piece that I don't know where else to put it. I wrote this after a depressing episode of "Angel" so yeah here it is.

The Movie Character Salute

But once you're alone your loud dismissive bravo disappears and you break down. "Why did he have to be so selfless?" "Why couldn't they have died instead?" But you know that it's precisely that reason that you're a pile of tears right now. "He never got a chance to enjoy the good life, he would have got it if he had just walked away," you howl to the universe. You know that it would have been infinitely happier that way. Now you are left alone with a heart that needs nursing and not even hatred of TV show directors can keep the sobs at bay. I will always remember how he touched my heart and he will forever be a "rewind" button away.

I have four Artemis Fowl stories, one for Clan of the Cave Bear and three for Anna Dressed in Blood.

Artemis Fowl:

My debut story is a one shot called Animal Love. It is a scene for The Time Paradox that I added to. People have said that it's cute... if you check it out maybe you will too*hint-hint*.

Thank You, Sincerely Artemis is a short story I wrote in honor of Artemis's birthday. Is it weird that I know when it is? Nah, but anyway, check it out. I think I did a moderate job nailing all of the characters.

My best story, in my opinion, is Frond, Love is Dangerous. It follows Artemis and the gang right after the last book ends. Artemis and Holly have yet another adventure, and face troubling situations not only in the "beat the bad guy" sense but also the emotional sense. Please, if you read anything of mine, read this one. Thank you to the people out there who have checked it out!

Mother's Day Magic is a story I wrote because I felt the tugging of inspiration on my mind on Mother's Day and out popped this story of Artemis's past, present, and future.

Clan of the Cave Bear:

There are two poems up regarding The Clan of the Cave Bear. They are found poems and I believe they are rather emotional.

Anna Dressed in Blood:

Zombies and the Like is a placed in between Anna Dressed in Black and Girl of Nightmare and is pretty much what Cas might be feeling and thinking.

Ghosts are Angels on Earth is a fluffy plot less story that I wrote simply to make me smile. If you like cute FanFics please check it out.

It All Starts with Happily Ever After starts out pretty sad but trust me, it gets much happier. The idea for this story was making me skip around my house making my mom look at me like I was insane but I didn't care because this thought was really sweet. Intrigued? Then read! Warning- this story gives away the ending for the last book, do not, I repeat DO NOT, READ THIS STORY UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THE BOOK.

If you read all of this then wow, you rock. If you read some of it you rock too. If you ever read any of my work I will be eternally grateful, and thank you so much who have already read and reviewed my story.

Thanks,

-greenpineapple