Name: Kina, well not really, but I wish it was.

Age: like I'll tell.

Hometown: nuh-uh, me no tell this either. XP

Likes: manga, anime, the colors blue and red, fanfictions, hangin out with my friends, and last but not least, SWEETS!!!

Dislikes: stuck-ups, fake people(the copies, they try to be what others want them to be), and most bitter foods, and some of the time, my brother.

Quotes and sayings(I cant remember where i heard most the stuff, sad huh.)

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me.
Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!

'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit'

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.(...I would say that...)

boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.(add WD-40 to the list)

A tear caught by a caring hand, is a soul closer to being healed(so sad, but so true)

Don't lead me on, and leave me confused, any girl would rather be left alone, than have her heart abused.(THAT'S TRUE TOO!!! -points dramaticly-)

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Smile. It confuses people.(it works too!)

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity.

So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China.(...but why...)

Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.(my reason 4 school)

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.(i told one of my friends that and she just laughed and said she's been told that b4)

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.(better idea. use teh flameing bag of poo!)

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?(does anyone know why?)

stupid people are like slinkies, competely useless, but oddly entertaining to watch fall down the stairs.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried(i live by the phrase)

You were born an original... don't die a copy.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway(i'd try to help them drown it...don't judge me!)

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.(can i say that i want cake? How can they misquote that?)

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.(like sweets!)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.(they like most peple tho)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I'm as frustrated with society as a pyromanic in a petrified forest(have u ever tried 2 burn petrified wood? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!)

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment.(this sooo fits 1 of my friends. i can easily see her saying this)

"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way.(now where did that lighter go...)

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love(yup)

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.(but remember to vaccinate yourself first)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.(i've done that...and don't get me started on chairs and walls, they hurt 2)

I didn’t trip… the floor wanted a hug-my friend Bailey

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!(its why i joined-eats a cookie-)

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.(reminds me of the grill when i was five)

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!(good advice 4 clueless people)

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.( i know i won't go, and u can't make me!)

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!(LOVE IT!!!)

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.(sadly it's true)

Yeah, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.(my dad has a shirt that says that)

Sometimes you put walls up, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have!(use the purple one! use the purple one!)

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.(i just haven't found him yet)

Go in with a BOOM and out with a BANG, and everyone will know your name. As long as you make a dramatic entrance and exit, it won't matter what happens in between.

Life is like cake. Sweet as can be, but sometimes you just get sick of it.(i have to disagree with this one...cake is AMAZING)

I have many enemies, but I don't mind. A multitude of people hating me gives me a multitude of people to blame things on.

Stop saying 'Why?' to everything you see, and start asking 'Why not?' to what you don't.

WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THIS:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which is cooler, black or white?
6. Name a person of your same gender.
7. What's your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans?
10. What is your wish?

Done with that?
Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.

I kinda like this next one. :3

1. I need 2 tell u something, read number 5
2. Are u in a rush? read number 8
3. Are u curious? read number 9
4. Look its the following...u betta read number 15
5. I havent got the guts...just read number 17
6. I would like to tell u..but u should read number 16
7. I'll tell u...but first read number 2
8. Its very simple...just read number 4
9. Dont get nervous..its simple..jus read number 18
10. Not yet...but read number 19
11. Are u gettin tired? relax...just read number 13
12. Like i was sayin...read number 3
13. You're nearly there...read number 20
14. Just dropped by 2 say HI THERE,wassup!! heheehe!
15. Ur getting nervous..just read number 6
16. U still dont get it? just read number 12
17. Oh! im embarassed...read number 7
18. I dunno if u'll understand...just read number 10
19. You are seriously almost there! Just read number 11
20. Wooh! Going closer! Read number 14

Soooooo Sweeeeet!!!!!!!!!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile!