Quotes

~"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them."

~"If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination"

~"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

~"Your so stupid that you got stabbed in a shoot out."

~"A man who can't be nice to women is a waste of space" -Rikugou Tokidoki, Amatsuki

~Werecat Gokudera: "That's one happy-go-lucky zombie!"
Lightning Bolt Lambo: "Lambo-san's scared!"
Elder Rebo: "That suave smile... He must have died a happy death with no regrets."
Monster Tamer Tsuna AKA. Dame-Tsuna: "R-really?"
Zombie Yamamoto: -blushes- -laughs and smiles happily- "You know..."
Tsuna: "Huh?"
Yamamoto: "I got caught in a trap after being backstabbed by my buddies and turned into a zombie." -laughs- "They got me good!"
Tsuna: "That's a tragic way to die!"

~Monster Tamer Tsuna AKA Dame-Tsuna: "H-he's... Hibarin!"
Hibarin: "That's right. I am Hibarin, the dreadful vampire. My address is Demon Valley 2-4. I love Salisbury steak and coconut juice. My hobby is to have fun by myself. And to bite weak people to death. And to play with birds..."
Dame-Tsuna: 'He's giving an introduction when nobody asked for one! And it's taking forever!'
Hibarin: "...And to patrol my castle. That's right. I have one last thing to say. I'm not much of a talker."

~Tsuna: "Hey, could you keep it down, Lambo?"
Lambo: "But I'm at an age where I just want to be loud."