Screaming Opheliahide bio
 I formerly had a profile on this site where I posted stories, but after many months of absence and various problems, I abandoned the account and created this one. I no longer write, but reading fanfiction is one of my hobbies. I mostly read Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Twilight and The Host (though I HATE the books; the fanfiction in the hands of a competent author is quite good), Glee, Bones, and Avatar: The Last Airbender. Check my favorite list for the best! |
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35031 - Favs: 24,950 - Follows: 18,626 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hitch in the Hangover by Fourth Rose reviews
This is my collection of crack!fics - short standalone stories that are on the humorous, wacky, or sometimes a little naughty side. Basically, anything goes here, and nothing is meant to be taken too seriously...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Don't Touch My Goddamn Piano by Ophelia Violet reviews
As the shenanigans at McKinley progressed, one sane man was watching it all, and he wasn't entirely amused. "Brad the piano guy," as he's known, retells every episode of Glee from his point of view. T for language, concrits welcome!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Brad
Extravaganza! by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt had never been to summer camp, so he had no clue what to expect, much less a summer filled with showtune medleys, Warbler vs. ND prank wars, poison ivy, sock puppets, Wes and David in hula skirts, cheer-offs, breakups and makeups, and thunderstorms.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,132 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I've Got You Under My Skin by LolaInk reviews
Kurt and Rachel mysteriously swap bodies and get up all sorts of shenanigans. Like that movie with Jodie Foster? Yeah. Panic Room. Featuring Klaine and Finchel. Written with Mothergoddamn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Don't Trust Me by momothelemur reviews
The path of love never ran smoothly. Zuko found that out when he saw Aang and Katara together on the balcony. Now, with Toph's help, he sets out to win Katara's heart, unaware that her heart is guarded by dangerous, odd and downright stupid obstacles.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,095 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Zuko, Katara
Quinn in Wonderland by jackiekennedy reviews
Quinn falls down a rabbit hole and stumbles upon an enchanted world full of strange tea, spiteful queens, and curious creatures. What she doesn't know is that she's the key to keeping this world from falling apart.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,374 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 198 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Between Sky and Sea by eleventy7 reviews
Draco Malfoy always makes logical choices and Harry Potter always makes sacrifices. These two facts collide on a beach in winter and change in a summer storm. Contains HPDM, if you look hard enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,926 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Million More by shouvley reviews
Sequel to A Million Reasons. The stories in the caves continue with Wanda and Melanie's children along for the ride.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,979 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Mama Said by MaryFlanner reviews
How can you be a mama's boy without a mama?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Dog Days Are Over by Lila2 reviews
Four Times Noah Puckerman Shows Someone Else His Love for Quinn Fabray and One Time He Shows Her
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Stupid Thermos by Kirby77DP77 reviews
My submission to the DP Day of Angst October 1st, 2009! Summary: The crazed ramblings of a caged and duranged Dan Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Dan Phantom - Complete
Cravings by xiao chan reviews
A companion story to Raid: Looks like Wanda might not need those tampons for quite a while...nine months to be exact.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
A Million Reasons by shouvley reviews
Wanda and Ian decide to have a baby. And madness ensues. COMPLETE. Prequel: Everything Changes, Sequel: A Million More
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,561 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Losers by Power of the Pen12 reviews
Eight years ago, Edward gave in to the temptation and bit new student Bella Swan before the two could fall in love. She now lives a pointless existence, forced to live with the monsters she hates more than anything else; the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Everything Changes by shouvley reviews
The story of Crystal, the original host to Pet. A prequel of sorts to A Million Reasons.
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Sinner by Angel Ren reviews
The Host: Two healers were snatched, but only Summer Song/Candy survived. Here's the other healer's story, his thoughts and his motivations to make the ultimate sacrifice for his kind.
Host - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
A Million Ways To Say I Love You by Something Greater reviews
A thousand foot drop, a sickly bear, a humiliating attack, and a bone chilling lake. What's this? A series of shorts ficlits with all the pairings you want to see, and then some you can't handle.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Renaissance by Angel Ren reviews
Host Fanfiction! What exactly happens as Melanie wakes up without her counterpart? What transpires in that time period before Petals was found for Wanderer? One-shot. Fluffy, happiness.
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Just Desserts by Juxtaposie reviews
Because the best part of the cake is making it. Kataang smut. Mentions of sex. Deal with it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Throne of the Soul by Juxtaposie reviews
No one ever said the Avatar was a good house guest. When it rains, it pours. Kataang. Possible SokkaToph, TophZuko if you squint really hard.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Preternatural by Juxtaposie reviews
Sokka does thing differently when he's drunk, and the effects carry over to Toph. Giftfic for Shinjae.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
After the End by Sugar Quill reviews
A post-Hogwarts story by Zsenya and Arabella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 632,204 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 5/12/2001