190 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'There is no 'bring a muggle to school day' and 'I am not allowed to start the Minerva McGonagall Fan Club.' R&R!

People from the 21st Century drop into Middle-Earth and despite total inexperience, fit right in and are thrilled to be there. Not this time.

The Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'

They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!

Elizaveta has decided to forget her past and focus on her future. A future with Roderick or at least she hopes for one. But all that changes when she sees her old friend whom she has never really forgotten about.

With Lucifer in the cage and the Apocalypse averted everyone thought life was going back to normal but Life and Death are rarely that convenient and no one is content with with their share any more. !A sequel to Illusions of Grandeur! Mild spoilers and swearing, not canoncentric

Follow the story of Antonia Stark as she stumbles, falls, and makes a mess out of life. She doesn't know how to live any other way. UPDATE 04-09-2018: Chapter 11 is up! Everyone's a diva and also, Toni has a dirty mind, so now this is rated M.

Sequel to "Weasley Girl"! Potter's Gang are back for their second year at Hogwarts, and face a dramatic escape, a mysterious diary, a strange cat, a "loony" girl, a hidden monster and many past secrets coming to light. It looks like this year will be at least as eventful and dangerous as the previous one.

Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?

The Dursleys, Harry, Sherlock, John and Detective Inspector Lestrade all walk into a bank. What happens? Nothing good obviously… So what happens after they leave the bank after something tragic happens?

Continuation to Hermione's Angel. Hermione finds herself dragged into a new world, with a new conflict and new enemies. But hopefully, new friends and family too.

Charlotte Potter thought Lord Voldemort would be her greatest enemy in life. But then Dolores Umbridge becomes the new DADA professor, sent by the Ministry to keep an eye on her and Dumbledore. With the odds stacked against her, it will take more than the Golden Quartet to defeat this Hogwarts threat. Sequel to Chosen Girl and the Triwizard Tournament.

PART 2: She slayed the dragon, reclaimed the Mountain, birthed a forest, and won a war. But that was just the beginning. The past has a funny way of coming back to haunt you. Horcruxes and Dark Lords and quests to destroy them both, this time though, she's not alone. She has a Fellowship at her side.

Gabriel might have made a mistake when he borrowed pagan weapons to make a fake angel blade, but he'd thought it would be enough to trick Lucifer. Well, it was, but now the archangel find himself set adrift on another Earth. With his Grace almost gone and unwillingly possessing Harry Potter, what can Gabriel do? Maybe Hogwarts will be enough to distract him...

Just some fun facebook adventures...

It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK

Regulus Arcturus Black dies a tragic death in a cave, trying to stop Voldemort. The Fates decide he deserves another chance for his heroic efforts. He is reincarnated, as Harry Potter. Now armed with the memories of his past life and mistakes he sets out to stop Voldemort and change the Wizarding World. Prompt by savya398

An accident while cooking leads to unexpected results. Meet Helen Crowley, the adopted daughter to the King of the Crossroads...and the world's first Mage Rider. This isn't your typical witch. There is a catch to her powers. She has to collect the soul of the man who made her an orphan to begin with, or she'll take his place. Can this snarky girl beat the deadline? FEM HP

What would happen if Sam, Dean and the gang had Facebook?

Fili has heard the whispers, between his uncle and his men. There's going to be a quest, a quest to reclaim Erebor and he wants in. The warrior witch he meets in his dreams doesn't seem to think it's a good idea for him to go though. At least, not alone. Eventual Fili x FemHarry

Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*

Sequel to Tricksters and Gods. Loki (currently hiding under his human name Harry Potter) has escaped his part of the universe and has found refuge in a new one. So he tries the world where his favorite book series happens to be set in. The only catch returning home is almost guaranteed to get him killed. Now he has to survive a world where real magic is almost impossible to find.

Jade and the family are bored. Bored enough to take a vacation in another world! Now they're off to the Marvelverse and making waves...or they would be had they not had a mishap with the bifrost and the older pathways they were taking. Now all three groups are stranded across time and space. Can Jade find her brothers or will they have to deal with Fury first? Sequel to Jade Angel.

Harry, son of Gabriel the Arch Angel, is stranded out of place and time after the attack from Micheal. In order to return back to his alternate reality, he must put an end to the Apocalypse and figure out how he's supposed to stop Lucifer in his own time. The only question is whether or not this Angelic version of the infamous Doctor will survive 134 alternates!

As Master of Death, Harry can't really die. What he can do is get reborn, in an alternate dimension that is so much like his old world but so different at the same time. Taking down Voldemort again? Bring it on. MoD Harry

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.

Sequel to Child of Innocence. With Harry's fifth year comes the return of Voldemort; ominous news for both Harry and Severus. Coupled with the oppression of the Ministry of Magic, Harry's fifth year is not shaping up to be much better than his last. With Severus's help, can he manage to defy the Ministry and convince the Wizarding world of Voldemort's return?

Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?

The twins had no idea what they were unleashing on the poor unsuspecting populace of Hogwarts...or how it would change the destiny of their surrogate sister Angel Potter. But they were glad to summon the infamous Trickster Loki in order to deal with a growing problem know as Umbridge. Now Angel is soul bonded to a Trickster god slash Arch Angel. Poor world. FemHarry/Loki

Stargate's generally come with some amount of danger and well you need to keep that under control. Especially when you have teams like to act like three years olds on weekends. Here are some few fun rules to remember while hanging out either at the SGC or on Atlantis. told from oc p.o.v Sasha O'Neill. REWRITE of Rules For Atlantis.

Erika Potter is killed by Vernon in a drunken stupor, only to be sent back from heaven by an irate seraph. Distraught, Erika decides enough is enough and returns to a hobby she was forced to give up in exchange for magic... ballet. Little does she know that her passion for dancing will lead her to America, and into the hands of a certain crossroads demon...and a pair of brothers.

Of course nothing goes right for Charlotte Potter. First something weird happens at the Quidditch World Cup and now she's been forced into entering the deadly Triwizard Tournament. Why her? Sequel to Chosen Girl and the Escaped Wizard Convict.

Nobody in SG-1 is who they seem to be, or are they?...Just kidding. Colonel O'Neill came up with a game after reading some Wormhole X-Treme! fan fiction, and the rest of SG-1 decided to play along.

Dean wins an invisible dog off a mysterious guy in black during a poker game right before Season 1. Supernatural with a "boy" and his dog.

After a bad camping trip that left Vernon and Dudley dead because of a Wendigo, Harry decides on his chosen career path as a Hunter. There's just one small catch...he has to survive his fifth year long enough to escape Britain! With the help of a mischievous god, a pair of no-good twins, and the help of his friend will Hogwarts survive him? Brotherly!Loki/Gabriel

The Fellowship encounter a young maiden who is wandering alone. This maiden then promptly latches onto Legolas, much to the amusement of his companions.

This is what happens when Castle, Beckett and the rest of the team are on facebook..

In which John regrets befriending the Holmes brothers on Facebook.

There has to be a good reason for why just about every hostile force in the universe has come gunning for a certain small blue planet in the middle of nowhere and its inhabitants, right?

Resistance is futile. It'll eventually get you, even if it takes centuries to do so. So, you may as well grab some Jelly Babies and dance along because it's the Hamster Dance!

A missile hits 10 Downing Street, and about the only part of the building to survive is a cupboard that remains miraculously intact, shielding the people within. Strange and miraculous. But, with the Doctor around, there's a simple answer for why. One wonders why UNIT puts up with him when he does these things though...

The Doctor and River make further use of their cell phones, and, as expected, chaos ensues. From a hatred of hats to Scary Mad Ponds, trouble is sure to occur when the mad man and his wife go over their texting limit.

What happens when someone in the SGC gets ahold of the last will and testaments of SG-1? Well, they make copies of the more personal parts and put them up around the SGC for all to view! Who could be behind this? Better than summary! Goofy fluff, SamJack! ThreeShot

An authorized follow-up to Lamiel's hysterical fic 'An Elk', which should be read to fully understand some of the references. Thranduil's snarkily irate return 'gift' to his Lothlorien cousin.

What Dean, Sam, and Castiel would want you to know before joining Team Free Will. POV, S7 or 8. Rated for Dean's language and mentions of suicide.

The title kinda says it all: A funny list of ways to tell if you are a Supernatural fan! Warning: Some language, tons of randomness! No longer a One-shot! Chapter 9 up to celebrate the upcoming season 9!

Three adolescent Time Lords and an enormous container of glue. What could possibly go wrong?

A series of drabbles in which the rest of SG1 tries to teach Teal'c about catch phrases, expressions, and American pop culture.

Three members of SG-1 have decided not to follow General Hammond's orders...Or have they?

After he fell through the Veil, Sirius awoke back in his eleven year old body. There was just one problem. He was four years in the past! Given a second chance to help his godson, Sirius pretends to be his own son in an effort to ruin Dumbledore's plans. Will Hogwarts be standing when Loki returns? Or will McGonagall finally retire when she finds out who Loki really is?

SG1 is trapped with no DHD and a Gate that won't dial out on the world of the Hidden, neither the Goa'uld nor the Tokra know where it is. They make a life for themselves, only to find that it is threatened by a distant evil. Jack/Sam, Daniel/?. No slash.

As Carter attempts to fix the DHD the guys entertain themselves with some Tau'ri fun for kids, but Teal'c does not understand what Jack and Daniel are trying to teach him. Silly little K rated one-shot. Set early Season 1. Humour/Friendship. Teal'c/Jack.

Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fedsitting and hunting a killer who's collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.

Daniel was doing some reading before he entered the Stargate and got scanned by an ancient device. This device recreated that story that he was reading, "The Lord of the Rings. The Two Towers." The team is going to have to battle through 10,000 orks before they can go back home.

The BAU have a problem - their latest case is proving more complicated than they'd thought. Luckily for them, a certain consulting detective and his doctor are in America, and they want in. "You WILL need my help, agents, and you know where to find me."

Charlotte Potter is hoping her third year won't be so eventful. But when she discovers that an escaped convict wants her dead, she realizes that this year will be more deadly than the last, for her and her friends. Sequel to Chosen Girl and the Basilisk.

No matter where they are, the Winchester boys make sure that their little FBI stalker is fed. Oneshots in no particular order.

Besides the usual problems with her department, BAU Section Chief Erin Strauss has devilishly tricky ones that're more up her cousins' alley to deal with. Problems, such as the demon in the BAU.

SG1 decide to dial one of the gates from the Ancient Repository and they run into the Tok'ra ; a strange ancient wizard and some new strange aliens with pointed ears!

Sherlock gets a Tumblr account. He's not bored any more. Crack. Enjoy!

Charlotte Potter is back for her second year at Hogwarts along with Ron, Hermione and Harry. With a strange house-elf, a monster going around Petrifying students and annoying Slytherins, it's not going to be an easy year. Sequel to Chosen Girl.

Charlotte Potter is the Girl Who Lived. She is told she is the one to defeat the Dark Wizard when he returns to power. Flanked by her new friends, Charlotte experiences her very first adventure at Hogwarts. AU. Harry will make appearance.

The Doctor gets a Facebook. Hilarity shall ensue.

Drabble answer to a prompt; as a kid Spencer lets some hunters spend the Christmas under his roof.

In which Ra learns that keeping his troops completely ignorant is unfeasible, and some problems never go away.

Dean has a Tumblr. Also, the dude writes fanfiction. Effing YES!

Dr. Sheldon Cooper has a strict routine for his Saturday mornings. What starts as a programming error turns into quite a surprise.

Whether Sam knows it or not, Jack is always finding little ways to take care of her. Like, when finding a convenient place to nap becomes a problem. Luckily, the base personnel usually follows his lead, and even finds a way to help out from time to time.

In which Shiki and Beat make a bet regarding Neku's choice of neckwear. Without telling him. When will people learn not to do that? Post-game, no pairings; mild spoilers. Rated to be safe.

The Castle crew meets Facebook. And you, my dear reader, get a front row seat to their Facebook misadventures. We hope you enjoy. Co-written by Nekoi Hiokans and Bagel-chan. Rated T. ORIGINAL CASTLE FACEBOOK! WARNING! MASS AMOUNTS OF CRACK AHEAD!

...because Chuck Norris jokes have just gotten so lame.

After being stuck in an elevator with a strange man who calls himself John Smith, Hotch is faced with the difficult task of keeping a watchful eye over him while he helps work a case. But this man is more than he seems, and Hotch begins to suspect...

The real reason why the various aliens stopped visiting Earth... crack-ish.

Why does Crowley's hand flash red? A short Canton!Crowley crossover

H/P going down on Facebook.

Killer Christmas trees. Possessed mannequins. Spaceships falling from the sky. Over the course of three mornings in 2007, John Watson begins to suspect that perhaps spending Christmas in London isn't the best of ideas.

So...this fic its not exactly a story, more like an interview with the Winchesters and other Spn characters! The readers, you, ask the questions and the boys answer them! its simple! One is sure! It will be hilarious! COMPLETED

After the French Mistake Dean discovers that he brought home Jensen's cell phone, and discovers a Youtube video that had somehow also come along for the ride.

Short one-shot scene missing from The French Mistake. Minions and Twijits. Enjoy!

Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.

A small excerpt from a tape made by young Dean and Sam Winchester in 1991 during a trip along the East Coast which included a short stop in a town called Darkness Falls.

An investigation takes Hotch into Harvelle's Roadhouse.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

This is part of my crazy fan Becky Rosen series. What is the one thing that would make Lucifer go back to hell willingly?

Crazy fan girl Becky meets Bobby. Bobby/Dean/Sam.

Dean gets Sam back for the rats in the worst possible way.

The team walks in to see Jack and Mini Jack. What happened to make Sam, Teal'c and Daniel think they are too much alike?

Sam gets Dean back.

Dean gets Sam back for the snakes incident.

Sam gets Dean back the best way he knows how; Use Dean's fear against him.

One-Shot. What if Becky Rosen had met Ruby? Run Ruby Run!

In real life you don't get outtakes. If the Winchesters had a gag reel, these might make it. completely ridiculous drabble. Take nine: even the Winchesters play car games.

Aftermath of the latest prank.

The saga continues...

Sam gets Dean to eat some 'special brownies'.

Becky meets Castiel for the first time. Dean/Sam/Castiel

Short One-Shot. Scene after Bela steals the lottery tickets.

The aftermath of Sam eating a burrito. Sam/Dean/Castiel

Sam gets Dean back in the worse way. He eats a burrito. One Shot.

E/O Drabble Challenge. Prompt word: weight. You know, when you think about it, obtaining items for supernatural rituals must be a little tricky. Just ask Sam and Dean.

Dean gets turned into a 4 year old thanks to the Trickster.

Dean doesn't know what hit him.

Dean's prank for Sam involves Becky Rosen. Run Sam, Run!

Dean and Sam puts Castiel in the fun.

In the aftermath of 'Threads', Sam is still reeling from her experiences, and struggling with her love for her CO. Can Mickey convince her to tell Jack how she feels?

Sam gets Dean back.

Dean gets Sam back.

It's Sam's turn to get Dean back.

Dean try's to get Sam back.

Sam and Janet spend some prison time in an alien cell.

Jack's got to work on something while he's ignoring his memos

War is cruel. Ellen's thoughts in 5x10 - a sort of ode to Ellen and Jo Harvelle, because both of these women kick ass and deserve fic written solely about them. Warning: angst, spoilers for 5x10 .

More Dean Winchester jokes

The title basiclly says it all.

Carter is ordered to attend a convention, and she is surprised by a familiar face that looks very nearly like her own. Inspired by the AT "What would Carter and Magnus talk about" skit. Mild spoilers through SGU and Sanctuary S2. Loose sequel to Abnormal.

When President Hayes goes to examine the workings of the SGC personally, he learns a valuable lesson.

Never Sent A Team To. Pretty self-explanatory. Written for sg1 five things at LiveJournal. No pairings... slight hints at S/J and J/D. Please Review!

written for lj: sg1 five things

If Dean used bumper stickers, what would they be. read and find out.

John - weeChesters - The Winchesters learn how to remove ectoplasm on a job.

Sam can't resist the impulse to be a little brother.

Rose decides to get the Ninth Doctor a cell phone, which consquentially leads to all sorts of silly voicemail fun.

This is a fully loaded syringe here, Colonel, and if you insist on continuing to harass my nurses I will use it!" Author's Notes: Written for the stargatedrabbles list's "Eye Spy" challenge: a loaded syringe. Thanks to Cheryl for the beta.

Mini fics detailing the unwritten rules of the SGC. Betting, uniform, offworld, relationships etc... Rated T for language. Please Read Authors notes they are important! . S/J sorta, ah heck, look for all pariings. R'n'R please!

AU When a stray dog saves Little Dudley, the Dursley adopt it and now strange things are happening at Privet Drive, and it's not Harry! What happens when Sirius and Remus raise Harry the Wizarding way? Please read and review.

... because when Dean does the talking, things like THIS happen. E/O challenge word: "whinge". No offense is intended to anyone. Seriously. None.

Dean gets Sam a gift for passing his driver's test. Sequel to If Dean Used Bumper Stickers.

A silly little ditty. It's a series of Instant Messenger conversations between our favourite SG team, accompanied by shameless SJ fluff, friendships and banter, fake marriages, and NID investigations ... :-P

After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic

Jack is testing Sam's patience. Read and review, please! Criticism gladly accepted! SJ

Teal'c, Daniel, and Janet are being mischievous. SJ, all the way. Please read and review! Criticism gladly accepted!

Jack's niece turns up on his doorstep and experiences a normal SG1 experience. Serious amounts of SJ, OC.

What happens when every writer's imagination works? This is a tongue-in-cheek parody of all the SG-1 fan-fiction plot bunnies out there. I started to laugh one day and had to put it on paper computer . Hope it lightens your day and gives you a laugh too!

And I'll fall in love if I want to. Written for my birthday...LOL. Just a fluffy little fic about Sam's birthday and what Jack has planned for her. Season 2. SamJack! ONESHOT.

Teaching Teal'c to roller blade was fun. Seeing the look on Hammond's, Carter's, and Daniel's faces as we bladed around the briefing table - priceless.

Daniel and Teal'c have a crazy plan... SJ. Too short for a summary - better than it sounds! Read and review please... K-plus for safety...

Don't be such a grouch. You have to admit this is pretty funny." Daniel grinned. Written for the Nov 3rd stargatedrabbles list challenge to use the words 'Lemon Spread, Academy Award, Handcuffs, Tutu, and the Bonus word - Sabotage' in a drabble or ficlet.

“Didn’t we watch Apophis die? TWICE!" BASED ON FACTS! Please R and R. A little drabble on Apophis. Please read the need to know facts!

The Stargate allows for travel anywhere in the galaxy in a matter of seconds. But what did the Ancients originally use it for?

Last in the Family Business series. Danielle and Shawn get into a 'little' trouble off world. Maybe they should have listened to their father. "Daddy!"

Jack spent the next two hours contemplating ways he could kill his rock-loving friend, without Carter or Teal'c seeing him, and still have it look like an accident.

Jack is in a really bad mood...so who does the SGC turn to? Sam, of course! Fluffy But not too much so two-parter about our two favorite Air Force officers. Really just a fun story. Sam/Jack! No angst...just fun! TWOSHOT.

Teal'c has a little chat with Pete

Finally, the answer to that question on everyone's mind. Humor. Not long at all, it'll take you five minutes to read and review. Complete.

SG-1 has found a new gate address, and as far as they know it's peaceful. Boy were they wrong.

Jackie and Mickey save the day by bickering, drinking tea and spending a lot of time in the pub in the middle of the day.

They're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!

Jack's bored. Poor Daniel.

Jack and Sam get stranded, after a test flight with the X302 goes awry. They struggle with the planet's customs, and their own developing relationship. Unashamedly SJ, but not until later chapters. Good things come to those who wait! COMPLETE!

Just a little drabble from Daniels POV. Set post season 10 on one of the 'special missions' that Jack goes on. I have no beta so any mistakes are mine. R R please and be nice, its my first one. J/S as ever.

Life never works as expected, something Rodney McKay was still getting used to in Pegasus. BiteMeTechie’s WPBA ‘verse challenge

COMPLETED Some mistakes the guys did, while they were acting. It's not real!

When Sam and Dean put a town in their rearview mirror, they rarely go back. But there's an exception to every rule . . . Follows 'Signs And Warnings'. Supernatural, StargateSG1 crossover

The jig is up, the news is out. He's finally found them. Sequel to 'Rearview'

A rewrite of one of my earlier stories that was taken down because someone thought it was a list. How to survive MarySues. Do not eat or drink while reading! Your keyboard and monitor will not thank you for having things spilled on it.

Evil comes in many forms. And it doesn't need to be believed in to exist. Stargate:SG1, Supernatural crossover

Daniel accidentally pushes the big red button, now it's a race against time, through a maze of alternate realities, to find him and bring him back.

SG1 LOTR crossover. The great overhaul has begun! I am going back and rereading, adding, subtracting, and generally editing.

A Night Out Ends Badly For Jack, But Well For Everyone Else. TEAM FIC. Mild DanielJanet. Ringer:one that enters a competition under false representations.

Can Countless Strangers Be Linked By Only Four Lives? Double Drabble, Just A Bit Of Whimsy.

this is a series of short jokes that have been played on me or friends that i have changed to suit SGC. Please R&R and suggest any you may know of.

Sometime Laughter is all you need.

Sequel to 'Kids will be kids, right'. General Landry has to write a report about SG1 and their lightsabers.

Short profiles of the P90, M9, Claymores, Staff Weapons and Zats as only SG21, and sometimes SG1, can tell it. Short stories, hopefully you will laugh... Please R&R. UPDATED!

Teal'c introduces Vala to 'Star Wars'. Silliness ensues.

Salt...check. Holy water...check. Silver bullets...check. The boys restock.

What goes on around the SGC when people start getting bored. Inspired by Cammy's The Atlantis Handbook and gothfeary's Pick up lines and What not to so at the SGC.

[TSS'V] Sam encounters a ghost that doesn't know about cell phones.

Episode tag to 'The Curse' of season four.

“Now that's something you just don't see everyday.”

Third in the Family Business series. The SGC get a visit from the Tok'ra.

We all know that Jack never recieves memos and is behind the times. This is a few ideas on how he never recieves a memo

Exactly what the title says

Part 2 in the Family Business series. Danielle CarterO'Neill runs into Rodney McKay...

Sam notice's something about Jacks ear's. Drabble

Shawn Carter O'Neill knew his parents were important. He just didn't know how important, until now... First in the Family Business series

random random crossroad blues inspired onehot randomness

A list was started. How to Survive the SGC. Pretty much says it all.

The first meeting of McKay and Lennon during a few hectic days at the SGC. Plot bunnies cause some problems, and pose some solutions. Companion to ‘When Plot Bunnies Attack’ by BiteMeTechie

Have you ever noticed how throwing things helps you vent frustration? Have you ever noticed that that always leads to consequences? In a domino effect Daniel turns on a lovepotion machine...SamxJack, DanxJan, Teal'cxOC, Oneshot Humor!

Mitchell knocks on Carter’s door early in the morning. He receives a surprise when someone unexpected opens the door. SJ centered.

There's a big Ego fest, called a beauty pageant, apparently a goa'uld wants in...Carter, we're in need of a leggy blond who can handle an M16, up for it?

“Give me that tape!” Daniel lunged at Jack, but he sidestepped the geek easily.

Jack O'Neill learns a very important lesson, answering Sam Carter's phone may be hazardous to your mental health.

John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.

Here, we compare Jack with Pete, to save Sam the trouble.

The info that newbies need to know to survive can at times be a lot and it can also be confusing. So SG2 have decided to crete a guide to help the new recuits. Full of what SG2 thinks the recuits should know.

The man can barely work a toaster. Oneshot pastficlet of John W. vs appliance.

Two SGC head doctors have a little chat, with some advice. S9

Even at five, Sam Winchester knew enough to suspect that a fluttering ball of light hovering over him in his sleep was not a good thing.

set in high school. samjack paring. rated k to be safe Jack likes Sam and everyone knows it. sam hates him, and everyone knows itbut what happens when a certain janet fraiser comes into it?

Oneshot. In which Jack has a very strange dream, and Daniel's laundry harbors dreams of life, liberty, and the pursuit of brandname fabric softener.

Sequel to 'A New Problem'. What happens when the children of the fellowship get thrown into our world? New and Old enemies, Old aquaintences and a New REDONE

Bregman's found a shipper angle to his documentary! I knew he wouldnt stop grilling Sam... the man's annoying, not blind! SJ humour

Tell Jacob i take back everything i was thinking underwater!...or not...SJ Jack is underwater with Carter...you're telling me he's not staring! Not fluff, just warped humour.

Sam & Dean face the most horrible creatures on the earth... a mob of Mary Sues.

Off the Record, Jack tells hank of about a time when the team visited a planet with an unusual red sun. Did Jack reap the SUPER benefits of his ancient gene? It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Jack?

Come we now, in Sam's new Mustang, fa la la, la la la, la la la ...

Five Goa'uld! Four boring briefings, three French privates, two politicians, and Daniel Jackson stuck in a pear tree!

Dean must face his greatest fear... Winner of Supernatural FanFic Award

Sam and Dean have a deadly encounter in a strange town.

Sarcophagus Rental, Repair and Resale ad... Pure fluff one shot

COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5

Jack gets a very unusual job offer – an offer he doesn't want any part of, but can he really refuse it? [Early Season 8 – Complete]

I'm stuck on this damn planet with a bunch of dead people and a nutcase.

“Daniel. Next time I say ‘wait, that doesn’t look safe’ and you go charging in anyway, I’ll shoot ya!”

Jack tries to get someone to go fishing with him.

Well, Jack did suggest a warning label... Post Legacy mini. [Complete]

We've seen them against Sauron. We've seen them against Torture and unthinkable dangers. We've seen them against Mary Sue. But what happens when the Fellowship goes up against a whole new horror.

SG-1 has been downsized, thanks to an alien device. Epilogue posted. COMPLETE. Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Opening sentence challenge response on Jackfic.com. Daniel has some problems with Jack's latest request.

An epsiode of the Simpsons cause some interesting repercussions involving SG-1 and our favourite little grey man.

Carter's wedding. On the bride's side are Taur'i, Nox, Asguard, Tok'ra, Jaffa, and maybe even a couple of Ancients. Chaos will ensue. Completed.

“Because even a top secret facility needs something to lighten their moods”

Sam and Jack talk about voting. ( Short, very short )

Emails between Gen. O'Neill, Dr. Jackson and Col. Carter on a slight error in mess rations and rocks that leak... 1st fic, be kind!

Thor wants to learn about a little old Earth game called Poker.

SG-1 are in a cell. Again. Mainly humorous fluff and bad jokes.

She wants to see the world alone, again

Just a little ditty about Jack and Sam. I find the GDOs, among many other things about the pilot episode, very humorous. And nobody can convince me Jack wasn't the one who came up with that name. Takes place during the pilot.

Post Zero Hour. Everyone was way too smiley in that episode.

Really, really shouldn't have had that cookie dough...

Season 8 - What if things had gone a little differently for Jack when he was being thawed out? (What if - humor not angst)

Sam asks the guys for a favor. We’ve all been or will be in a similar situation of need. The men will cringe and sympathize, and the women will howl with laughter. Chapter 3 up. (COMPLETE)

SG-1 and Janet Fraiser are captured and forced into wearing the same armbands the Tok’ra tested on them. They escape, and go back to the SGC, where they are forced to wait until the armbands fall off, like last time, but complications flare up, with ver

Careful what you touch...... you might become addicted.

Jack teaches his team a lesson in diplomacy.

Sam's life is very bizarre

SG-1's reputation is misleading. Season 6. No spoilers.

100word SG1 LoTR crossover Drabble, VERY AU

All SG-1 wants to do is help out a friend- naturally it's not that simple. **Part 7. FINAL CHAPTER!!**

S/J. Jonas just has to learn a few things, that's all. Early Season 6. *no spoilers for season 6 except for Jonas*

S/J. Jack wonders. Aloud. Season One.

Title says it all. Post 1969 vignette. *reposted as original needing some beta TLC*

Season 6 - we're not the only ones that have noticed. S/J.

The chess game from hell. S/J-ish. Season 6.

It's an SG-1 and LOTR's cross over. It all begins when the dark lord returns, but this time he's not only met with a sword- but sarcasm. But can Sg-1 take Sauron on?- new chapter three

It's about closets. Really. S/J. Quite silly. Season 6.