I am far too old to be writing fanfiction but I love reading and writing it, so here I am.

FAVORITE QUOTES: "If you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." - Abraham Lincoln

What Super Hero Are You: Green Lantern - You are hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination

What candy are you: You are lemon heads - People find you to be a bit sour when they first meet you – you just tell it like it is! Anyone who really knows you sees your sweet heart.

I am an avid reader of just about anything and so into conspiracy theories that people think I'm a nutball, but that doesn't bother me at all. I walk around with my eyes wide open, not widely shut and am past the point of running with the sheeples. I don't have as much time to write as I used to, but none of my stories have been abandoned!! I have started new chapters of Something About Hermione, An Unlikely Trio, and Of Yule Balls and Kisses. I apologize for those of you waiting for an update for Diggory In Deep or any of my other stories because it will probably be awhile until they are update, but I repeat: NONE OF MY STORIES ARE ABANDONED!!Sometimes the creative Muse takes a runner and there's nothing left for me to do except hope that it'll come home eventually.

I adore all things pertaining to Harry Potter, but was terribly let down when Hermione ended up with Ronald-I'm-a-jealous-jerk-doesn't-know-how-to-be-a-true friend-totally-lacking-in-the-brains-department-mama's boy-Weasley. I was also less than impressed with the Harry and Ginny- I'm-a-hero-whore-spoiled-only-daughter-weak-facsimile-of-Lily-Potter-Weasley pairing.

Hermione Granger is my all time favorite character, and The Prisoner of Azkaban was my favorite book and movie. I was impressed with the way Hermione kicked Malfoy's butt, blew the door off of Sirius' prison cell, and used that time-turner to complete all of her studies. She's her own person and stays true to who she is, and never left Harry's side even though she was in love with Ron (bleck!) and was forced to choose between friendship or love. I enjoy time-travel and alternate dimension fics and for me the best stories are Hermione-centric (moment of silence for the now defunct Granger Enchanted which was the best site for all stories featuring Hermione Granger).

My other favorite characters, in no particular order are:

1) Sirius Black

2) Remus Lupin

3) The Weasley Twins

4) Luna Lovegood

5) Bill & Charlie Weasley

6) Viktor Krum

7) Harry Potter

8) Cedric Diggory

9) Moody

10) Severus Snape

11) Firenze

12) Minerva

13) Lucius & Draco Malfoy

14) Dobby

15) Tom Riddle Jr.

Characters I could live without in no particular order:

1) Ginny Weasley

2) Molly Weasley

3) Ron Weasley

4) The Dursley's

Favorite Pairings:

Hermione/Sirius

Hermione/Remus

Hermione/Harry

Hermione/Cedric

Hermione/Draco

Hermione/Lucius

Hermione/Viktor

Hermione/Bill

Hermione/Tom Riddle Jr. aka Voldemort

I can stomach Hermione with basically anyone other than Ron.

Harry/Luna

Sirius/Remus

Harry/Cedric

Remus/Bill

Nauseating Pairings:

Harry/Ginny

Hermione/Ron

Harry/Cho

I also write Labyrinth fanfiction, but the only pairing that works for me is Jareth/Sarah. I'm a fan of slash but the thought of Jareth with Toby is sickening. Jareth and Sarah were meant to be together.

I enjoy reading threesomes, slash, moresomes, and harems if they're well done. As contradictory as this may seem, I actually like certain Ron/Hermione/Harry threesomes, but it has to be really well written and they are few and far between.