Age: in between 13 and 16 or one of those two numbrs

Name: nonya damn busniss(or lina for short)

Likes:fem naruto x sasuke fictions,(mabye others not sure yet) comedy , animals, rock , and ...RAMEN o

Dislikes: Haters, people who judge others cause their different,and drama mama's.

thats all i know about my self, wierd right?O.o

Rules for updates:

1. Reviews. Not only do they make a girl feel good but they tend to make me update faster. It's a fact proven by years of Fan-fictionally practice throughout the ages.

2. Flame. Do you wish to flame me? Go ahead. But don't be surprised if I reply and laugh at you or post it on the newest chapter of the flamed story :P

3. Q&A. Have a question? PM me. I'll be glad to put what little talent I have mustered here on F&F to help ya out.

4. Recommendations and Plot bunnies. You has one? PM me and I'll look into it. I'm always happy to try new things and I love a challenge.

5. Updates: Sometimes I need a quick swat to the ass that says get moving. I'm not very tmly on updates. So PM or Review it and say get your ass moving. But no this does not give you permision to review and say "Move your F*cking ass and update." okay you can do that, but thats because i like it rough.;)

SO that's it. Stories are below. If you like great! If you hate tell me why so that I can improve on it. :) Love ya

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

24 (awesome) WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS 1.follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Pretend to have amnesia. 4. Say everything backwards. 5. Run into walls. 6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" 8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder 9. Say all of the words in a film. 10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!" 11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!" 12. Talk to a pen. 13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. 14. Try and climb the wall. 16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes. 17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!" 18. Eat your hair. 19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people." 20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!" 21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!" 22. Pretend to be a phone. 23. Try to swim in the floor. 24.Tap on their door all night...

14 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming theMission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf 2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one. 3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price 4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices" 5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!" 6-start a fish stick fight 7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!" 8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!" 9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do 10-attempt to fly off a high shelf 11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store 12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line 13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section 14-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me too help them.

Demitri Martin's Break Up Line's-

1. Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 3 years.

2. That looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you? My friend Dave. I think you should go out with him.

3. Is it hot in here? Or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

4. When I'm with you, I feel 3 pounds lighter. Probably cause you bore the shit out of me. And I had a big a lunch.

5. Hey baby, are you being followed? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

6. I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that because this angel's gained a little bit of weight since we started going out.

7. Hey. I was just wondering. Have you been doing push-up's with your knees down? Cause I don't know if this is working out.

8. Do you have any Greek in you? That's just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If not, than let's break up.

9. Hey. Is there a new critically acclaimed movie called "Other People"? Cause that's what I wanna see. Right now.

10. Are your feet tired? Cause you've been stomping on my dreams for a few months now.