I am Jalepeno Vampire. I like jalepenos (duh TT), strawberries, camping, and music. Music is my inspiration for most of my work. I am a major slash/femmeslash and yaoi/yuri fan, but I can also do het couples and crossovers. I like being random and fun, unless I'm in a bad mood.

Also, pm me if you want to challenge me to do some crazy pairing (like Snape/Dudley or something). I sure love a good challenge.

I think that's it... I'm easy going unless you screw with me. Make a request and I'll do it eventually!

7 June 2013: I'm SO SORRY for not being on in so long. I have been SO busy with pre-IB stuff and trying to figure out my life that I kinda forgot that I had a FF account. I WILL be posting some new stuff just as soon as I get it done. On another, more melancholy note, I'm going to delete Sirius Black's Adventure and Of Lasers and Kunai from the account. The reason for this is that I want to rewrite them and then post them completely finished onto the site all at once. That way, nobody has to wait any longer for my ridiculously spaced out updates. They can just read it all at once. That's pretty much all for now.