Hello readers, I'm 14, and a writer.

I'll update my profile someday. Until then, read my latest and greatest story...The World Begins With Neku 2. Leave a review or two, and feel free to P.M. me for any reason whatsoever (Hell I don' t care if its just to give me spam).

Uh...here read this if you have nothing better to do (PLEASE DON'T READ TURN AROUND NOW THIS SUCKS BECAUSE ITS 11:00 AT NIGHT AND I CAN'T WRITE CAUSE I JUST ATE 3 PEPSIS!! DID I SAY ATE? OMG I SAID ATE! AUGH!! HELP, PLEASE HELP! this is a decoded message with secret symbols all over it. Can you crack it? Oh...you're not even going to try? Okay...well I didn't hide a secret message anyway so there. ):

Me: Sup? Everything you say can and will be used against you!

You: Why am I here? Please me, stop reading this so I can just go home...I've been stuck here half an hour while this stupid author was slacking off... (Popcorn rains from the sky and kills you.)

Some ordinary guy: So...hows the weather? HOWS THE WEATHER I ASKED HOW THE WEATHER WAS! (gets into the middle of a lightning storm in the desert and he's the tallest thing in sight) Oh...so thats how the weather is... (burns to death from lightning)

Some wacko: Welcome to Gamestop where you can preorder Guitar Hero: On Tour, this is some wacko how may I help you? (Holding a banana in the bathroom thinking he's answering a call from a customer while working at Gamestop) AND CAN I GET SOME PIZZA I'M REALLY REALLY HUNGRY!! DON'T MESS WITH ME WOMAN! (banana turns into bomb)

(Hm...what should I pick?) Chuck Norris (This is the best I could come up with?): DIE ALL OF YOU!! I AM NOT A WOMAN! I DONT HAVE PIZZA, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER IS!! (turns into Michael Jackson, or Mary Jane, which ever M.J. you want him to be...the poor guy...and roundhouse kicks the earth hard enough for it to orbit around the sun. If you ask, doesn't the earth already orbit the sun, the answer is yes, he just kicked it the opposite direction.

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