E- Hello. I am Emily.

J- Yeah but im jack and im AWSOME!!!!! heh heh

E- Big ego. Anyway, to make it simple, this is a joint account. That means there is two of us. If you havn't got that already, shud up. You're dumb.

J- no your not that dumb... -mumbles-griffendork...

E- Yeah, whatever. I'm a Gryffindor. Hot shot, next to me is a stupid Slytherin.

J- IM NOT STUPID!!!!!

E- Yeah, that's why you spelt stupid with an E instead of an I at first...

J- shuddup...

E- Ok, getting off topic here, even though there really isn't one.

We like to RP (Role play for all you genius out there.)

Jack, get your mind out of the gutter.

J- sorry... heh heh heh...

E- In a notebook. With characters and...God, this does sound dirty.

J- TOLD YOU!!!!! heh heh heh heh

E- Point being, we're posting our rp on the site.

J- yeah... and... the first one SUCKS!!!

E- Yes it does, and it's a pain to type up too.

We currently have like...12 notebooks filled with this shiz. We'll be posting them up soon.

J- if EMILY ever gets the first one typed...

E- I will, jeez. It's a pain alright.

Now, there are a couple of things that all you readers need to know.

1.) Our RP does not have chapters so we'll be breaking it up randomly.

J- 2.) Like i said this first one is really crappy, so if you stick it out you'll gett rewarded with some 'good' writing.

E- Meaning better. The first one is really a bunch of shiz. It was our tester.

3.) It does get pretty graphic once you get to the third one. Not too bad, since we're not professionals, but...yeah, you get it.

J- She's not a professional...

E- I'm talking about writing it, dunderhead, not doing it.

J- oh

E- 4.) The story comes in Volumes and parts.

5.) It's a Harry Potter RP (Jack, shudup.) but we really don't stick much to the plot. So in other words it's an alltrient universe.

J- 6.) neiter of us like Harry so much.. and it shows...

E- Which reminds me...

7.) This is your slash warning.

8.) As you can tell we're kind of obsessed with this. We've already made our profile into a rp.

J- YHAY RP!!!

E- Uh...Oh, got one.

9.) We do put a bit of ourselves into our characters, but we actually aren't really dating. Nope.

J- yeah...

E- Not shag buddies either.

J- -mumbles- unfortionatally...

E- Oh, poor Jack. He can wank later.

J- HEY!!!! xnay on the anking way

E- Ok, ingnoring him.

10.) Flame us all you want in your reviews. We fight fire with fire. And knifes...and razors...

J- RAZORS!!!!!!!!!! theres a hole in the world, like a deep dark pit, and its filled with people who are filled with shit, and the vermin of the world inhabut it... but not for long!!!! heh heh heh

E- Sweeny Todd is a bloody mother frishing brilient movie!

J- I AM SWEENY TODD!!!!!

E- Oh joy...Not this shiz again.

J- AND CAPTIAN JACK SPARROW!!!! i can tell you how they are conected-

E- No, Jack. You're going to shudup now.

J- ok...

E- Good. You can have one of those treets we give to those few people that will read the first Rp.

J- YHAY!!!! Cookies... i LUB cookies

E- I love peanut butter!

J- NO NO NONONONONONONONO! if i cant go off abot Sweeny sparrow you cant go off on peanut butter

E- Remus butter than?

J- NO!

E- Darn.

J- yeah Darn... -thank god!- what i didnt say nothin... -whistles-

E- He's a pain. You can tell why we aren't together in real life.

J- Im'm not a pain... i'm... Charming.

E- Big ego and unable to hold a stable relastonship. Enough about him. More about me!

J- NOOOOOOOOOO! not you- you'll just go off on 'Remus is my sexy beast' and shit!

E- I'll try to avoid that subject. Though it is remarcably true...

J- -rolls eyes- ok ok ok okokokokokokokokokok no E'mose! (from the RP) heh heh heh

E- You know, we're actualy Rping right now as we type this up.

J- damn it i dropped my pen!

E- Yeah, anway... my turn to post!

J- yeah... your turn...O.o

E- Pervert.

J- HOWD YOU KNOW!?!?

E- Telapathy. I'm just amazing. Are we done now?

J- i wanna go watch Quidditch... -whines-

E- Stop your whining. I just thought of number 11.

11.) There's some murder in the RP. Hey, if we can't do it in real life, let's improfize.

J- XD YEAH!!! -sharpons razor-

E- Oh, Jack just reminded me. On last thing.

12.) Lots of swearing. Lots and lots of it.

This is going to be rated M. For Mature. Even though Jack isn't mature, we hope all of you are mature enough to decied if you want to read this or not.

J- IM MATURE!!!!! i just sleep with a stuffed panda named Mim Mim is all..

E- Sleep?

J- ...

E- -Smirks- Loser. Get a whore.

J- they all left me... -sniff-

E- It was the panda that did it.

J- -cries- NOT MIM MIM!!!!

E- Ok, I got to get the baby a bottle. (Shudup, Jack!) We're going to leave now.

J- (she's in a bichy mood today... but dont tell her i told you or she'll hit me... O.o... then again TELL HER!!!)

E- Pervert.

Cheers you guys!

J- oh yeah, e mail us!!!

E- That's right. If you just feel like being random send us an email or a PM. Which ever tickles your fancy.

Our email is: JackandEmily@yahoo.com

J- heh heh heh... Oh we gotta scram so bye! (mim mim says bye to!)

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E- Hey you guys. While Jack is sleepin, I thought it was a good idea to advertize. Not me.

But Jack and I actually have a RolePlay site that you are always welcome to join, if you, like us, like to RP. We're actually trying to get new members.

Here's the link if you're interested.

Cheers you guys!

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E- Hey, genious Emily (That's me!) thought of a couple more things that our readers should know about our RP.

13.) Not betaed. We're too lazy to do so.

14.) Ok, if you are going to leave a flame, don't be a wuse and leave it anonymous. There is no fun in that.