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Maybe I'll stop being such a loser and start writing again.
And maybe this time it'll be good.
...Then the dragons will come and make love to the unicorns...
le sigh

So Here's to Those Nonexistant Stalkers

Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary. -Cecil Beaton

About Me: I'm in high school. I'm scared of growing up. I'm a major bookworm. I dislike it when somebody calls, the answering machine picks it up, but they don't leave a message. I like it when I win arguements, it makes me feel smart. Sometimes think that I just like to argue. I think the word 'hate' is pretty harsh, so I try to use 'dislike' most of the time. I'm still learning to write and draw better, I hope I'm improving. I mostly listen to rock music, but I can get into anything. I'm a Capricorn Monkey, so I'm full of contradictions. I believe in...I do try.

Fave TV Shows: Doctor Who, Ugly Betty, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Everybody Loves Raymond, Monk, Psych, Law and Order: SUV, Dead Like Me, Mindfreak, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, House M.D, Primeval, The Simpsons

Fave Movies: Harry Potter, The Series of Unfortunate Events, Lord of the Rings, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, The Grinch, Pirates of the Carribean, The Simpson Movie, V for Vendetta, Elf, The 10th Kingdom, Accepted, Lady in the Water, August Rush, The Dark Knight, Kung Fu Panda

Fave Anime/Manga: Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, Blood, Code Geass, Wolf's Rain, Trigun, Full Metal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, The Wallflower, Skip Beat, Kitchen Princess, Punch!, Instant Teen

Fave Quotes:
You know what, you should shut the fuck up!
-Me

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are cheese.
-Billy Burke

No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.
-Wolf, The 10th Kingdom

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
-Elizabeth Arden

Delia Surridge: Is it meaningless to apologize?
V: Never.
-V for Vendetta

Insane Laughter
-Me

You know you've read a good when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.
-Paul Sweeney

Oh, there's an empty place in my bones/ that calls out for something unknown/ the fame and praise come year after year/ does nothing for these empty tears.
-Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas

I often quote myself. It adds spice to the conversation.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I heard it's normal for people to argue with themselves, but that it's weird when they lose. I lose all the time, but it's not my fault that I put up a very good arguement!
-Me

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
-Elbert Hubbard

I'm trying to stay up for three days straight, because I read that if you stay up for three days straight, you start having hallucinations. I'd like to experience hallucinations, I'd like to go crazy for just a little while.
-Me

Rainbows apologize for angry skies.
-Sylvia Voirol

You sit on a throne of lies.
-Buddy, Elf

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies.
-Willy Wonk, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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If you fall for this copy it to your profile, I fell for it too: You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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I am in love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

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92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.