Lord Robertohide bio
 Ok...Me... Alright! My hobbies include basketball, swimming, wrestling, and surprisingly, archery. I am a lover of fanfiction, especially Naruto. My favorite couples include Kaka-Saku and Ita-Saku. I like to read Bleach and Inuyasha fanfics also. Uhhh... My top five favorite anime include 1) Naruto, 2) InuYasha, 3) Bleach, 4) Ouran HS Host Club, 5) Black Blood Brothers. Alright what else... Oh yeah! I'm a pretty decent artist. I have a deviant account, in case you want to look. I only have a few things there though... FUNNY STUFF: Man and Horse) A guy needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order for it to go, you had to say "thank god" and for it to stop you said "amen". So the guy went, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. A few hours later, he woke up and discovered that he was about to go off the edge of a cliff. So he shouted 'Amen!' and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge. "Whew," he said. "Thank God" The man and horse were found a week later at the bottom of the cliff... FANFICS & LINKS Link to a funny youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ Link to Lady Hanaka (Why? Because her stories are so damn good!) : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1168856/Lady_Hanaka STORIES Ok, I believe that I have plenty of stories coming up. Mostly Naruto (if not all). My first one will be coming soon, Titled, "Kensei" This is the story in which I created my very own two OC's (so if you don't like the main character being the OC, do not read, you rotten bumb), clan, and kekkai genkai. Since this will be my first fanfic, it is possible that it will suck, bad. It will be rated M for language, violence, and um... future entertainment. Please do not leave harsh comments. At least try to make them positive. Thank you. HOBBIES & ANIME MY WORLD REVOLVES AROUND MY DIFFERENTIATED HOBBIES AND LOVE OF ANIME!! Basketball, swimming, and archery, wrestling, etc. Others include reading (books, fanfiction, etc.), my trampoline, and video games. 1) NARUTO!! (Awesome! What more is there to say?) 2) INUYASHA!! (Funny, cool, and actiony (not sure if that's a word) 3) BLEACH!! (Great anime! People write awesome stories on it) 4) OURAN HS HOST CLUB!! (One of the funniest, and dummest shows ever) :) 5) BLACK BLOOD BROHTERS! (Cute, funny, and cool. Pretty odd though.) THE END!! OSHIMAI!! EL FINAL!! LA FIN!! τέλος!! (And any other language I can think of!) 1) English 2) Japanese 3) Spanish 4) French 5) Greek |
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Fight Me, Bite Me by Wild Rhov reviews
Gray has a secret kink for immobilizing people with his ice. Natsu fears his instincts and must be restrained if he wants to get intimate. When a nightmare brings them together, the two rivals realize that the only partner who could handle their fetishes...is each other! WARNING: BDSM, bondage, omorashi, watersports, angst, fluff, profound love... Don't read if you're sensitive.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 72 - Words: 568,090 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Natsu D., Gray F.] Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
The Gravity Room by Marks-With-Markers reviews
Vegeta has an unexpected dream, which starts everything.Just when Vegeta is about muster up the courage to tell Goku of his feelings, an unexpected person shows up and his plans go down the drain. That is, until Goku goes into the Gravity Room.AU.Yaoi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,352 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Goku, Vegeta
Divine Secrets by gretty23 reviews
Kiba's the new kid in school and he's hiding something big. Full summary inside. R&R Kibanaru Narukiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,164 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Fishing For A Smile by Bracken Light reviews
With Naruto hated by the whole town, it was hard to find someone who liked him. But, Kiba is different and gives him a chance. As they grow closer and start a relationship, could everything become perfect? Or will Uncle Kyuubi's escape from prison ruin everything? KibaxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 152,683 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Second Chance by Tri17 reviews
Post 4th War. A dark truth in a dark room; a preserved body; a revival jutsu... It was fate that led her to him. Sakura needed a test subject for her revival jutsu and Itachi deserved a second chance at life. She could give him that chance. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 288,955 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
All The World's a Stage by katlou303 reviews
Sakura is a hapless college student in love with the idea of perfection. She longs for the life of fame, but is popularity really all she dreamed it would be? Itachi is 'perfect,' according to the world. He has a very different view on popularity. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,872 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Roommate by honeyMellon reviews
Ichigo didn't know what to expect when he moved into the tiny dorm room. His roommate was supposed to arrive two days ago. He hoped it was someone he could get along with - hopefully somebody not too sloppy (like Renji) or too intense (like Ishida) or too quiet (like Chad) or too fierce (like Rukia). He didn't know that he was in for a surprise. AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,680 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Help Me by Rainb0wNinja reviews
Shuuhei falls ill, but is he really sick or is it something else? His zanpakuto is growing stronger and taking matters into his own hands by learning bankai without Shuuhei knowing. However, this new power isn't normal, and he seeks help from the only people who might have a clue what to do, which just so happens to be Urahara and the visored. Can they help control Shuuhei? KenShu
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,804 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Shuuhei H., Kensei M. - Complete
Not In A Million Years by Shinsun1 reviews
Vegeta is unnerved by the notion that he might be falling for Goku, and that's just the beginning... Consequences, relationships put to the test and some rather unnatural circumstances may force the two Saiyans together, whether they want to be or not.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 110,161 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Nine Lives by Curiosity Killed Kristy reviews
With the fall of Aizen, Ichigo has sacrificed one of the greatest things that has ever happened to him. But when Soul Society wants him to train Grimmjow, the last Espada, to be a soldier for Soul Society, Ichigo finds himself having to sacrifice something else again- only this time, it's much more.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,614 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
In The Dog Box by inuzukaNinja7 reviews
Chapter 11: Coming Soon! After returning from a mission, Naruto discovers that his apartment block has been quarantined! With only one vacancy in the whole of Konoha, Naruto is forced to stay at the Inuzuka mansion. Emotions rage as these two ninja learn how to deal with love, heartbreak and each other. Warning: YAOI very explicit content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,197 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
A Saiyan Affair by yohlenyaoilover reviews
Goku and Vegeta end their sparring session a little differently than usual. GkV M/M Rim PWP Oneshot Complete
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Goku, Vegeta
Fix You by moodiful819 reviews
Sakura is raped on a mission and Tsunade tells Team 7 to take care of her as she recovers, but Kakashi stays away. Will guilt and self loathing keep him from helping the one person who needs him most? [Kakasaku. Mature content.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,480 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Shisui by Lady Hanaka reviews
Pein's plan is finally coming to fruition. Now Itachi and Sakura must come accept their future...and come to terms with their past. Sides will be chosen and loyalties tested. The only question is: who will win this deadly game? Sequel to Maelstrom. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,442 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Revealing A Kitsune by Kanemoshi reviews
When Kiba learns the disturbing truth about Naruto, he finally gets to know the lonely teen behind that impossibly happy mask, and when he tries to save Naruto from himself, what was once rivalry becomes much more than friendship. KibaNaruto Warning: Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,438 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
In your world by katt1995 reviews
After a fight with Sasuke's sharringan she was pushed back in time well over a decade. And she didnt know what was worse. Loving a man she was destined to never be with. Or endangering her best frined's life, just by doing it.A tale of Star crossed lovers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Minato N., Sakura H.
Of Love and Betrayal by moonsiren06 reviews
Through heart break and anger we learn to love agian. sakura, now 22, has overcome the tramatic events of the past and has decided to join ANBU. What will happen when kakashi starts to train her agian and she see's him in a different light.KakSaku REVISED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,840 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Love's Taboo by Crystilia Aerosine reviews
Sasuke hates Itachi, it's as simple as that. But perhaps Itachi feels differently. Could it be that there may be some love still lingering between the brothers? And who is this beautiful God known as Pein? ItaSasu, SasuPein. Lemon & semi AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,317 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Maelstrom by Lady Hanaka reviews
Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,333 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
I'll Never Tell by CrimsonRain47 reviews
Sakura gets kidnapped by Akatsuki on the day of her 18th birthday. Talk about lucky right? But wait! There's more! Sasuke discovers his true feelings for Sakura. Itachi starts falling in love...o.O ItachixSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,298 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Crimson Reflections by Lady Hanaka reviews
The continuation of A Ripple in the Pond. Sakura Haruno is now a missingnin from Konoha, living with the Akatsuki. As she comes to terms with her new lifestyle, she must also come to terms with her new feelings for the Mangekyou wielding Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,883 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete