Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter. Okay, so right now I'm revising my entire account because its filled with all kinds of carp from that beginning phase where I was all "OMG fanfiction is AWESOME" and forgot to actually process whether or not the stuff I was reading was even remotely well-written. I also just deleted my HORRIBLE chapter fic 'All's Fair In Love and War'. Terribly OC, no plotline, stupid unoriginal title that EVERYONE uses, etc. Yeah...I blame freshman year. XD Anyway, since I havnt updated it since freshman year (also have not posted any new stories...oops?) I think it is safe to say that that awful period of temporary insanity is well behind me. But anyway I FINALLY deleted it!! It's gone~ It's gone~ It's gone it's gone it's gone~!! does happy dance in the corner So anyways this is me redoing my profile before school starts and i drown in APUSH and AP Language and Comp. glum face So what do you need to know about me? This will be my third year writing fic although I havn't touched my ff account in awhile. The voice in my head is named Freddy and my train of thought is purple! I have four awesome bffs as well as many other fabulous friends. I lovelovelove J-Pop and K-Pop and waste valuable hours of my life fangirling. I am addicted to asian dramas and its really not healthy... I recently started reading manga. I love HP from the bottom of my heart!! (went to the midnight premier!) I love writing and hope to be an author someday although I'm not sure how thats gonna work if i don't stop writing fic and actually come up with my own characters...hehe. I can often have writers block for MONTHS at a time which is both annoying and unhelpful. Yup...that's about it! Favorite Color: Blue Favorite Food: Why have a favorite? Aren't all foods equal? I refuse to be prejudiced! Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, Tamora Pierce, Cassandra Clare, Terry Pratchett Favorite Books: HP books, Good Omens, City of Bones, City of Ashes, The Bar Code Tattoo, The Midnighters, Ella Enchanted, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, The Will of the Empress, Trickster's Choice, Trickster's Queen, The Seer and the Sword, Hogfather Favorite Movies: HP movies (even though they all suck compared to the books I as an HP fan am obligated to love them), Pirates of the Caribbean, Vantage Point, Star Wars, Oceans 11, Oceans 12, Oceans 13, The Princess Bride, 27 Dresses, American Treasure Favorite Bands: Family Force 5, We The Kings, All Time Low, Fall Out Boy, Plain White Ts, Big Bang, 2PM, Super Junior, DBSK, SS501, SHINee, 2NE1, KAT-TUN, Arashi, NewS, Wonder Girls Favorite Songs (of the moment): Poison (All Time Low), Earthquake (Family Force 5), Perhaps Love (Howl & J), I Don't Care (Fall Out Boy), Heartbreaker (G-Dragon), 10 out of 10 (2PM), Best Friend (Aqua) Guilty pop culture passions: Project Runway, Seventeen Magazine, What Not to Wear Quotes: "Why would he do that? Well, he's a lummox isn't he. We shall have a marvelous tea party and you're not invited." "...because then it would be you teaching me instead of me teaching you and for a student to teach a teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?" "Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly! It's the honest ones you've got to watch out for...because you never know when they're about to do something incredibly stupid". "What's your name?" "Mr. Smith." "And what's your business in Port Royal Mr. Smith?" "And no lies!" "Alright then, I confess. I have come to commandeer one of these vessels, pick up a crew in Tortuga and then pillage, pilfer and otherwise plunder my weasley black guts out." "I said no lies!" "I think he was telling the truth." "If he was telling the truth he wouldn't have told us." "Unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told you." "Maybe Tim's his boyfriend!" "He's telling the tragic story of his loveless life. G.I.Joe dumped him so he moved on to G.I.Tim." -Me and Pudding "Will there be delicious foods?" "A professional chef will prepare a banquet from ocean and mountain ingredients." "Oh! I'll eat it! I mean, yes I'll come." "Me? Well, this is let's lose weight with a vase!" "You're a lawyer too?" "Are you kidding? I was already a bloodsucking leech, all I needed was the briefcase." "To claim the name of Wayland makes you a liar. Just like your father." "Actually, I prefer to think that I'm a liar in a way that's uniquely my own." "Enormous? Did you just call me fat?" " It was an analogy." "Yes, I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the Earth's water supply-I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. I guess we're all just lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pillaging part of my education or no one would be safe." "Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" "No, sometimes he sits on the couch and does it." "Don't think of it as dying. Think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush." "Welcome to the world. You get used to it after awhile." It didn't matter how much you ate, you lost weight. Footnote: And hair. And skin tone. And, if you ate enough of it long enough, vital signs. - Good Omens The ends justify the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Footnote: This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door-to-door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. - Good Omens You can try on my clothes but you can't fill these shoes -Poison, All Time Low Everybody knows there's a party at the end of the world -Hello, Brooklyn, All Time Low 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. If you would be one of the 8 percent of American teens laughing their asses off, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (='.'=) This is Bunny. Help Bunny achieve World Domination by copying this into your profile I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80, TheSpiritOfHogwarts ~Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia~ ~They say ‘guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, 'cause if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you'd kill too many people, now would you?~ ~Save the earth!! It's the only planet with chocolate!~ If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile! |
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