TheSpiritOfHogwarts
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Joined 01-04-08, id: 1463741, Profile Updated: 10-02-09
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Okay, so right now I'm revising my entire account because its filled with all kinds of carp from that beginning phase where I was all "OMG fanfiction is AWESOME" and forgot to actually process whether or not the stuff I was reading was even remotely well-written. I also just deleted my HORRIBLE chapter fic 'All's Fair In Love and War'. Terribly OC, no plotline, stupid unoriginal title that EVERYONE uses, etc. Yeah...I blame freshman year. XD Anyway, since I havnt updated it since freshman year (also have not posted any new stories...oops?) I think it is safe to say that that awful period of temporary insanity is well behind me. But anyway I FINALLY deleted it!! It's gone~ It's gone~ It's gone it's gone it's gone~!! does happy dance in the corner

So anyways this is me redoing my profile before school starts and i drown in APUSH and AP Language and Comp. glum face So what do you need to know about me? This will be my third year writing fic although I havn't touched my ff account in awhile. The voice in my head is named Freddy and my train of thought is purple! I have four awesome bffs as well as many other fabulous friends. I lovelovelove J-Pop and K-Pop and waste valuable hours of my life fangirling. I am addicted to asian dramas and its really not healthy... I recently started reading manga. I love HP from the bottom of my heart!! (went to the midnight premier!) I love writing and hope to be an author someday although I'm not sure how thats gonna work if i don't stop writing fic and actually come up with my own characters...hehe. I can often have writers block for MONTHS at a time which is both annoying and unhelpful. Yup...that's about it!

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Food: Why have a favorite? Aren't all foods equal? I refuse to be prejudiced!

Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, Tamora Pierce, Cassandra Clare, Terry Pratchett

Favorite Books: HP books, Good Omens, City of Bones, City of Ashes, The Bar Code Tattoo, The Midnighters, Ella Enchanted, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, The Will of the Empress, Trickster's Choice, Trickster's Queen, The Seer and the Sword, Hogfather

Favorite Movies: HP movies (even though they all suck compared to the books I as an HP fan am obligated to love them), Pirates of the Caribbean, Vantage Point, Star Wars, Oceans 11, Oceans 12, Oceans 13, The Princess Bride, 27 Dresses, American Treasure

Favorite Bands: Family Force 5, We The Kings, All Time Low, Fall Out Boy, Plain White Ts, Big Bang, 2PM, Super Junior, DBSK, SS501, SHINee, 2NE1, KAT-TUN, Arashi, NewS, Wonder Girls

Favorite Songs (of the moment): Poison (All Time Low), Earthquake (Family Force 5), Perhaps Love (Howl & J), I Don't Care (Fall Out Boy), Heartbreaker (G-Dragon), 10 out of 10 (2PM), Best Friend (Aqua)

Guilty pop culture passions: Project Runway, Seventeen Magazine, What Not to Wear

Quotes:

"Why would he do that? Well, he's a lummox isn't he. We shall have a marvelous tea party and you're not invited."
-Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"...because then it would be you teaching me instead of me teaching you and for a student to teach a teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?"
-Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly! It's the honest ones you've got to watch out for...because you never know when they're about to do something incredibly stupid".
-Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"What's your name?" "Mr. Smith." "And what's your business in Port Royal Mr. Smith?" "And no lies!" "Alright then, I confess. I have come to commandeer one of these vessels, pick up a crew in Tortuga and then pillage, pilfer and otherwise plunder my weasley black guts out." "I said no lies!" "I think he was telling the truth." "If he was telling the truth he wouldn't have told us." "Unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told you."
-Soldiers and Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"Maybe Tim's his boyfriend!" "He's telling the tragic story of his loveless life. G.I.Joe dumped him so he moved on to G.I.Tim." -Me and Pudding

"Will there be delicious foods?" "A professional chef will prepare a banquet from ocean and mountain ingredients." "Oh! I'll eat it! I mean, yes I'll come."
-Yuri, Yukan Club

"Me? Well, this is let's lose weight with a vase!"
-Bidou, Yukan Club

"You're a lawyer too?" "Are you kidding? I was already a bloodsucking leech, all I needed was the briefcase."
-Cow and Mosquito, Bee Movie

"To claim the name of Wayland makes you a liar. Just like your father." "Actually, I prefer to think that I'm a liar in a way that's uniquely my own."
-Inquisitor and Jace, City of Ashes

"Enormous? Did you just call me fat?" " It was an analogy."
"I am not fat."
-Inquisitor and Jace, City of Ashes

"Yes, I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the Earth's water supply-I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. I guess we're all just lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pillaging part of my education or no one would be safe."
-Jace, City of Ashes

"Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" "No, sometimes he sits on the couch and does it."
-Simon and Jace, City of Ashes

"Don't think of it as dying. Think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush."
-Death, Good Omens

"Welcome to the world. You get used to it after awhile."
-Mr. Young, Good Omens

It didn't matter how much you ate, you lost weight. Footnote: And hair. And skin tone. And, if you ate enough of it long enough, vital signs. - Good Omens

The ends justify the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Footnote: This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door-to-door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. - Good Omens

You can try on my clothes but you can't fill these shoes -Poison, All Time Low

Everybody knows there's a party at the end of the world -Hello, Brooklyn, All Time Low

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. If you would be one of the 8 percent of American teens laughing their asses off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Help Bunny achieve World Domination by copying this into your profile

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80, TheSpiritOfHogwarts

~Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia~

~They say ‘guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, 'cause if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you'd kill too many people, now would you?~

~Save the earth!! It's the only planet with chocolate!~

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

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For Keeps by Darthishtar reviews
The story of a girl, a boy and a Quidditch season. This is a story by a friend's request about the experience of Ginny Weasley being a Chudley Cannons fan. Lots of mush, quite a bit of humor and written with all the love and affection of a Red Sox fan.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,951 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Marauders and Me by Snuffles-sweetie reviews
It all started with James Potter suddenly appearing in my kitchen. Little did I know I was about to be sucked into Potter-verse and experience the ride of my life. SBOC,JPLE,RLOC. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 140,587 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., OC - Complete
Dearly Beloved? by blueIedangel reviews
Ginny is hired by the Malfoy family to marry Draco and help him to restore his family name but will their shared past make that task more difficult... or draw them closer together? Extensive summary inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 135,517 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Football, Quidditch, Hairspray? by Moonlight Honeysuckle reviews
Lily is your average tomboy and loves it that way. However, once she enters her 5th year, her best friends the Marauders mainly Sirius bet she couldn't be a girl even if she tried and so Lily goes to prove herself with some humorous results.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,554 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Insanity Runs in the Family by fictionadict24 reviews
AU,post DH,pre epilogue. Ginny is entering her second year as Charms Profesor at Hogwarts when she literally runs into Harry, someone she hasn't seen in close to six years! See what happens when the two finally come face to face.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,301 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
How Sirius Black Ruined Everything by RebeccaRoy reviews
This is basically how Sirius Black managed to get our favorite author upset. Yes boys and girls he did and it explains why so many bad things happened to poor Harry Potter. Just what did Sirius do to get her so upset? Read to find out…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Fall by like a falling star reviews
When Luna gets an idea into her head, it's hard to convince her otherwise, especially if you're the hapless victims of her matchmaking scheme...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,263 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
And They All Lived Happily Ever After by Boogum reviews
Once upon a time, in a land not entirely far away, there lived a young girl named Ginevra Molly Weasley, whose life story was so boring that the narrator of the redhead's life decided to take matters into her own capable hands and change it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,360 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Bend It Like Weasley by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Loosely based on "Bend It Like Beckham." A girls' Quidditch team, with students from each House, forms at Hogwarts. A coach with questionable motives is the least of their worries. D-G, post OOTP, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 225,109 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Happily Ever After by mynewgenesis reviews
Ginny Weasley finds herself always dating the wrong type of man; the type who only wants to get into her pants. So she decides never to date that type of man again. She goes for the polar opposite. Draco Malfoy. ON HOLD. Sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,040 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Fantastical Truths by L. Borealis reviews
Harry burst into a sudden smile and pulled her in, "I've never been happier to bump into anyone in my life." He didn't give her the chance to respond. His kiss elicited a light headed giddiness and a mind clearing that was close to being Obliviated ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,476 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
AWESOME RANDOM CLICHÉS! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Tired of those overused couples? Are some shippings just totally, and completely, absurd? Then this is the place for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008
Hard Work, Decisions and Love by padfoot-girl111 reviews
Roxy Potter promises her brother James that by the end of their fifth year, Lily will be his. Lily happens to be one of her best friends. But is Roxy unwittingly falling for her brothers best friend? Will she able to keep her promise to her brother? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,450 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Vote for Voldy! by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
Out of context, our favorite and only Dark Lord is making an ambitions bid... to become President of the United States! Unfortunetly, our favorite and only Boy Who Lived isn't going to let Voldy into the Oval Office without a fight... The race is on!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Voldemort
Slightly Scandalous by PoeticRuby reviews
Ginevra Weasley, upon meeting a stranger, is dragged into the very world she tried so desperately to separate herself from. Here, she begins to unravel a mystery that has plagued her family for years and hopefully uncover the truth behind her past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 155,937 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Bit of a Holiday by Only Sometimes reviews
“So, after SEVEN YEARS you decide to waltz back in, a bit drunk, at two in the morning! You’re legally dead, being missing for seven years!” “Legally, not literally, c’mon now, let’s focus on the positive..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,167 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 414 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Stroll in Your Shoes by Boogum reviews
Ginny and Draco find out for themselves what it means to take a walk in someone else's shoes. /Revised Version/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,597 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight? by padfoot-girl111 reviews
Sirius Black didn't believe in falling in love. He knew he wouldn't fall in love. Josefine Gomez was fed up with having her heart broken. She swore never to date again. Then they met each other...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Truth or Dare? by wallflowertea reviews
Hogwarts students have their share of truths and dares.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 7/19/2006
Sirius' Puppets by Ja-El987 reviews
James and Lily have always had a rocky relationship and in seventh year Sirius is fed up of them not getting together. So, he decides to come up with an unusual plan involving a variety of puppet props playing the truth right in front of their eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
To the Left of the Drapery by siriusly klutzy reviews
I sunk down into the couch and looked up to the ceiling, hoping that it would open up and, for some reason, I would defy the force of gravity and float on out, happily and unembarrassed to land where there was always chocolate and never a bad hair day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter Buys Life Insurance by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P.
1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a war! by yellowxxxlily reviews
“I won’t stop till you all come and play in the snow with me,” Sirius pouted. What started out as an innocent game turns into a hilarious battle of the egos. Marauder havoc coupled with Lily and James... oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
The Gamut of Pygmy Puffs by something-like-love reviews
Ginny thought, at the time, that it was a good idea to buy Arnold the Pygmy Puff a lady friend. Now she's starting to rethink that notion. [“Oh my God, the Pygmy Puffs are fornicating in my knicker drawer! What do I do!”] [oneshot] [slight HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The One about the Bipolar Socks by strange organized chaos reviews
It takes two to matrimone right. It doesn't take Ginny Weasley Firewhiskey to become utterly drunk, lose her dignity and give a piece of her mind to a couple of people. Terry Boot doesn't mind though. [Slight HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Why One Should Never Feed an Owl Canary Creams by CrazyGirl47 reviews
While delivering a letter from Ron to the twins, Pig eats a Canary Cream... but they weren’t meant for owls. Now the twins are trying to fix an enormous hyperactive canary before it destroys their joke shop... and before their brother finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006 - George W.
Hogwarts High by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,822 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Help! The Butter Dish is Attacking Me! by charmingly-holly reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny isn't a happy camper. What with a HalfNakedFlyingDwarf following her around, butterdishes and mashed potatoes forming conspiracies against her, and the eminent doom her eyebrows are facing, Valentine's is looking pretty shabby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Woes of Christmas Parties by B.C Daily reviews
Rushing off to her mother's dreadful annual Christmas party, Ginny remembers a certain Christmas party that changed her life forever. Written for Checkmated's Holiday Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Live Broadcast by gpoy reviews
HG, one shot. If you're going to tell someone you love them, and there's not much hope of them feeling the same way, the least you can do, is do it in style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Maybe by Lisse reviews
Ron and Hermione might be getting married, Harry ponders justifiable homicide, Ginny battles puce robes, and Bill's going to kill them all. Really he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Perks of Getting Knocked Up by Nicole11 reviews
What's the best way to get a guy? According to Ginny, make him jealous, get pregnant, and reluctently leave him for someone else. HG Rating for sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,163 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Groceries reviews
This is the tale of Snape's traumatic trip to the grocery store. Well, it wouldn't have been traumatic if he'd left Voldemort, Lucius, and Bellatrix behind!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Potential BreakUp Song reviews
Tired of Draco ignoring her Pansy decides to show him what he's missing. Unfortunately for her he doesn't react the way she expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Global Warming reviews
Hah! You though Voldie was all bad right? Wrong! He stops Global Warming! Yeah, I know right? And don't let him fool you, he loves Polar Bears! If you didn't get that then you obviously need to read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Harry Discovers His Fangirls reviews
Harry Potter thought he had seen the scariest things possible back when he was facing Voldemort. Turns out, he was wrong! Three years after Voldemort's demise Harry discovers that he has fangirls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete