I'm a skeleton if you hadn't noticed already. It's pretty obvious, to say the least. Anyway, I'm The Fallen Warden and yes, I have sword and a shield. Basic necessities for life for a skeleton like me. I'll have to kill anyone who claims we have any sort of gender. Guess what? We don't. Deal with it.

I'm four hundred million, nine hundred seventy-two thousand, and sixty-seven years old as of November 3rd, 2016 (which is when I updated this post. Dammit FanFiction... If you could only self-update by yourself. My fingers are too boney for this.)

Additional Information:

-I'm old. I don't care if you call me old. At least I live longer than you humans. So fragile and mortal. As a skeleton, I don't die m8. I AM INFINITE LIVES.

made a deviantArt account just because: fallenwarden . deviantart . com

Here's the Cliché FanFiction Profile for you fleshy scrubs:

Name: The Fallen Warden

Age: 400, 972, 067 years old.

Gender: None, you despicable humans! (srsly tho, im a woman :p)

Likes: Slaying humans, Swords, Shields, my very own skull, reading books (I can see, FYI), Drawing, Playing the Piano, Ukulele, Cello, Guitar (Both Acoustic and Electric), watching Anime and Movies (Again, I can see).

Dislikes Food (It gets really messy and I would to clean my bones if I dare eat), Humans in general (They always assume my darn gender!), Toothpicks, Clubs and Maces, Cookies (I used to remember how good cookies were when I was a fleshy idiot back then).

OTP: Stick (My ultimate cursed sword) X Bark (My ultimate cursed shield).

Projects that are Working In Progress:

Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!Hello, Ruby! Hello, Ruby!

Your Bejeweled, My Beloved: Set before the start of the Vytal Festival. Emerald is set on ruining the festival for hundreds of students and citizens with the help of her boss, Cinder. Ruby, on the other hand, is clumsy as always and bumps into Emerald who gives a façade of friendliness. Ruby X Emerald. Self-Insert (I'm Salem's boss, m80's. If Salem watches over her associates, who watches over Salem? *Hint* It's me.)

Finished Projects:

Stay By Me: Yang aiming to be the best huntress that Vale can offer is secretly in a relationship with Neopolitan, a girl who was abandoned at a very young age. Neopolitan being unable to enter any schools due to her past of running away from orphanages, she must find other means of a living instead of achieving her dreams with her beloved. Yang x Neo. One-Shot.